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I was going to put this in the Animal thread but I think @Spike and other Aussies will like it, give them a bit of recognition. :D

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Meet Forest, the tallest giraffe in the world

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Forest has lived at Australia Zoo since he was 2 years old.

(CNN) - A male giraffe living in a zoo in Australia has been crowned the tallest of them all, hitting a giddy 5.7 meters (18 feet, 8 inches).

Twelve-year-old Forest, who lives at Australia Zoo in Queensland, is so lanky that a team from Guinness World Records had to create a specially made measuring pole and rig it next to a hay dispenser in the giraffe house to record his height.

It took several months to capture the measurements, via images and video footage, as it took some time for Forest to get comfortable with the new feeder.

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Forest, pictured here with the Irwin family, has fathered 12 calves.

Forest was born at Auckland Zoo in New Zealand in 2007 and was moved to Australia Zoo -- run by the Irwin family -- at the age of two. As part of the zoo's breeding program, he has since fathered 12 calves, with another on the way.

The tallest species alive in the world today, giraffes usually grow to between 15 and 18 feet.

They have been listed as "vulnerable" by the International Union for Conservation of Nature, with some subspecies considered "endangered" or "critically endangered."

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Australia names new species after Deadpool, Thor, and other Marvel favourites

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The superhero Deadpool and the Humorolethalis sergius fly.

(CNN) - As it turns out, Australian scientists are Marvel fans too.

Scientists at the federal government agency CSIRO gave scientific names to 165 new species this year -- and picked five flies to name after the world's favourite superheroes and villains within the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

There's the Thor fly in tribute of the God of Thunder, played in Marvel by Chris Hemsworth. Its scientific name is "Daptolestes bronteflavus," which is derived from Latin like most scientific names -- and translates to "blond thunder."

The Thor fly has flecks of gold and light brown on its body, antennae, and face, calling to mind Thor's blond hair and the gold features on his outfits.

There's the Loki fly, in honour of the tortured God of Mischief, whose scientific name is "Daptolestes illusiolautus," meaning elegant deception. Loki, played by Tom Hiddleston, fakes his own death at one point, betrays other characters, and uses visual illusions.

Black Widow, also known as Natasha Romanoff, also has her own fly -- "Daptolestes feminategus," meaning woman wearing leather, in reference to Scarlett Johansson's iconic leather suit worn in the movies.
Deadpool also has his own fly, coloured orange-red and black, the same as Deadpool's suit -- and it shares similar markings as Deadpool's mask.
"We chose the name Humorolethalis sergius (for Deadpool). It sounds like lethal humour and is derived from the Latin words humorous, meaning wet or moist, and lethalis meaning dead," said CSIRO entomologist Dr Bryan Lessard in a statement on Wednesday.
The Deadpool fly is a species of Robber fly, which are "assassins of the insect world" -- fitting for the mercenary antihero.
Finally, there's a Stan Lee fly, in honour of the late Marvel Comics visionary. Lee is known as the founding force behind the modern Marvel behemoth and co-created Spider-Man and many other popular characters. The fly, named "Daptolestes leei," has markings on its face reminiscent of Lee's characteristic sunglasses and a white moustache.
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Marvel Comics icon Stan Lee and the Daptolestes leei fly.
Naming newly discovered species is an "important superpower in solving many of the world's challenges," said the CSIRO statement.
The scientists also named 151 new insects, eight new plants, two new fish, one new mite, three new subspecies of bird, and 25 marine invertebrates, some of which were discovered several decades ago and remained unnamed, while others were a more recent find.
The names for these aren't quite as whimsical, but some do pay tribute to other things -- for instance, they named two species after "Investigator," the research ship that discovered them.
Naming species allows scientists to have a little fun, but the meticulous process is also vital for researchers, conservationists, and other types of experts. Being able to identify and differentiate between species allows experts to learn more about them and to "help save their lives and our own," said the statement.
Only about a quarter of Australian insects are known to science, said Lessard in the study. The statement added, "the more species are named, the better we can understand their superpowers."
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19 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Apparently... 

https://9gag.com/gag/aLwLj9z

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode...

LOL, that looks cool as fuck, I would like to have a go at that, Imagine Spike & Devil Dick Willie doing battle against each other xD 

 

 

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G-g-g-g'day! Australia shivers as Antarctic air brings rare snowfall

(Is that you @Spike?  xD)

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New South Wales, Victoria, the Australia Capital Territory and the island state of Tasmania have experienced snow, with pictures of snowy towns and landscapes filling social media.

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"We've seen light #snow make it to #Canberra today, and yes even heard a few rogue flakes landed on Parliament House," in the nation's capital, the Bureau of Meteorology said on Twitter.

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The bureau said that more than one metre (3.3ft) of snow had fallen in a number of alpine regions, with the cold weather likely to remain for several days.

The wild winds and heavy snow led to the closure of some roads.

"It's awesome," Raj Kumar told the Seven Network.

Mr Kumar had travelled from Sydney with his family to see the snow in the town of Oberon in NSW's Blue Mountains, an area that was under threat from widespread bushfires last year.

"I think it's better than Perisher Valley," he added, referring to a popular snow resort about a four-hour drive south of Oberon.

Last week, a temperature of 54.4C (129.9F) was recorded in California's Death Valley during an intense heatwave in what could be the hottest reading ever reliably taken on the planet.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/g-g-g-gday-australia-shivers-as-antarctic-air-brings-rare-snowfall/ar-BB18h0O5

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New aerial surveys of Australia's Great Barrier Reef show the most widespread and severe bleaching the coral reef has experienced. The damage follows record high temperatures in February. Scientists at James Cook University have issued a dire warning about the threat posed by climate change to the world's largest living organism and say temperatures over the next month are critical to how the reef recovers.

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3 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

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New aerial surveys of Australia's Great Barrier Reef show the most widespread and severe bleaching the coral reef has experienced. The damage follows record high temperatures in February. Scientists at James Cook University have issued a dire warning about the threat posed by climate change to the world's largest living organism and say temperatures over the next month are critical to how the reef recovers.

One of my deepest shames of Australia, this isn’t new knowledge this has been a palpable outcome for my entire life. But of course it is better to piss in the wind then admit being wrong. I imagine two years of Campbell Newman introduced to decades worth of hate into the reef.

A shame that QLD was strong armed by Bjelke-Petersen for two decades, I couldn’t imagine him being the premier today. If only strict regulations were implaced through the 60s to the 80s.

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China launches second Australian wine probe amid tensions

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China has begun a second investigation into imports of Australian wine, in a move seen as further escalating tensions between the two nations.

The year-long investigation into subsidies follows Beijing announcing a separate "anti-dumping" inquiry into Australian wines two weeks ago.

Australia has denied allegations of subsidising or dumping wines in China.

China has been accused of imposing a series of economic blows on Australia this year following political tensions.

Australia's backing of a global inquiry into the origins of the coronavirus in April had effectively singled out China and "hurt the feelings" of its people, a top Chinese diplomat said last week.

In recent months, Beijing has targeted Australian barley, beef and wine products with various actions which have been interpreted as retaliatory. It has also advised students and tourists against travelling to Australia, citing the threat of racism.

Last week, Australia's federal government said it planned to enact legislation which would allow it to cancel local government deals with foreign countries - a move widely seen as aimed at China.

'China is an important market'

China is Australia's largest trading market - accounting for 32.6% of the value of all national exports.

China's enactment of an 80% tariff on Australian barley exports followed a year-long "anti-dumping" investigation.

A similar investigation under World Trade Organization rules was being conducted on Australian wine exports, said Beijing's announcement two weeks ago.

The new "anti-subsidy" investigation would apply to all wine in containers holding two litres or less, Chinese state media reported.

Australian Trade Minister Simon Birmingham said he rejected claims that any national initiatives "equate to a subsidy of our wine exports".

Australian Grape and Wine - a representative body for winemakers - said they were "well placed to respond to this investigation" and would co-operate fully.

"China is an important market for Australian wine and our wine is in demand from Chinese consumers," it said in a statement.

The bulk of Australia's export wealth in China is tied to rare commodities such as iron ore, gas and coal - sectors which have not been affected so far amid the deteriorating relations.

But several smaller Australian industries which rely on China's consumer market - such as wine, seafood, education and tourism - have expressed fears that they are exposed to political tensions.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-53970006

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On 31/08/2020 at 04:52, CaaC (John) said:

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China launches second Australian wine probe amid tensions

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China has begun a second investigation into imports of Australian wine, in a move seen as further escalating tensions between the two nations.

The year-long investigation into subsidies follows Beijing announcing a separate "anti-dumping" inquiry into Australian wines two weeks ago.

Australia has denied allegations of subsidising or dumping wines in China.

China has been accused of imposing a series of economic blows on Australia this year following political tensions.

Australia's backing of a global inquiry into the origins of the coronavirus in April had effectively singled out China and "hurt the feelings" of its people, a top Chinese diplomat said last week.

In recent months, Beijing has targeted Australian barley, beef and wine products with various actions which have been interpreted as retaliatory. It has also advised students and tourists against travelling to Australia, citing the threat of racism.

Last week, Australia's federal government said it planned to enact legislation which would allow it to cancel local government deals with foreign countries - a move widely seen as aimed at China.

'China is an important market'

China is Australia's largest trading market - accounting for 32.6% of the value of all national exports.

China's enactment of an 80% tariff on Australian barley exports followed a year-long "anti-dumping" investigation.

A similar investigation under World Trade Organization rules was being conducted on Australian wine exports, said Beijing's announcement two weeks ago.

The new "anti-subsidy" investigation would apply to all wine in containers holding two litres or less, Chinese state media reported.

Australian Trade Minister Simon Birmingham said he rejected claims that any national initiatives "equate to a subsidy of our wine exports".

Australian Grape and Wine - a representative body for winemakers - said they were "well placed to respond to this investigation" and would co-operate fully.

"China is an important market for Australian wine and our wine is in demand from Chinese consumers," it said in a statement.

The bulk of Australia's export wealth in China is tied to rare commodities such as iron ore, gas and coal - sectors which have not been affected so far amid the deteriorating relations.

But several smaller Australian industries which rely on China's consumer market - such as wine, seafood, education and tourism - have expressed fears that they are exposed to political tensions.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-53970006

Speaking of China, they are detaining Australian citizens.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-31/australian-detained-in-china-television-anchor-cheng-lei/12615362

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CONGRATULATIONS AUSTRALIA YOU'VE OFFICIALLY ENTERED A RECESSION, THOUGH I'M SURE THAT THE GREAT ECONOMIC MANAGERS DID EVERYTHING THEY COULD TO PREVENT IT

@Devil-Dick Willie @Harry @Toinho

I leave the country for five fucking years and you cunts let them ruin it. I'm gonna have to make a three stop visit next time, I'm home to teach you blokes a lesson in painenomics

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29 minutes ago, Spike said:

CONGRATULATIONS AUSTRALIA YOU'VE OFFICIALLY ENTERED A RECESSION, THOUGH I'M SURE THAT THE GREAT ECONOMIC MANAGERS DID EVERYTHING THEY COULD TO PREVENT IT

@Devil-Dick Willie @Harry @Toinho

I leave the country for five fucking years and you cunts let them ruin it. I'm gonna have to make a three stop visit next time, I'm home to teach you blokes a lesson in painenomics

The country you left for is ruined too ! Maybe your the jinx 

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