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2 minutes ago, LaSambadeStGermain said:

Kia Ora lads

ive had a fucken gutful of your shit mate

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AC/DC, surf, desert, kangaroo, koala.

My work here is done.

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36 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

I'm here. I wasn't born a citizen tho

What?

17 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

i have thongs, can i come too?

No, but your GF on the other hand..

 

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5 minutes ago, Berserker said:

What?

 

 

 

Mum is a permanent resident, and I have no listed father. I had to sign a stat dec to become a citizen when I was about 17.

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5 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

 

Mum is a permanent resident, and I have no listed father. I had to sign a stat dec to become a citizen when I was about 17.

Wow, where's your mom from? What was it like to be born there and not be a citizen?, sounds odd as fuck.

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21 minutes ago, Danny said:

Fuckin love a chicken schnitty man

Oh look out. The wannabe Aussie is here.

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LET'S GET SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIEEE!

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1 hour ago, Berserker said:

Wow, where's your mom from? What was it like to be born there and not be a citizen?, sounds odd as fuck.

 

I never even realized til I applied for the Army and they told me I wasn't a citizen. My mother is English.

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5 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

 

I never even realized til I applied for the Army and they told me I wasn't a citizen. My mother is English.

Lol that must have been epic, would have loved to see your WTF face when they told you, and to hear the conversation with your mom when you went back home haha.

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3 hours ago, Anton said:

Oh look out. The wannabe Aussie is here.

If you'll have me.

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Oi cunts, how you going? Good to have a topic without those fucking seppo and pommie cunts. 

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I hope reading this thread is somewhat similar to watching Ozzy Man Reviews on YouTube. 

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7 hours ago, Any O'Brien said:

Get fucked you barbeque loving mongs.

your a fucking cheeky cunt, mate. bit too fucking lippy for a pommie bastard

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18 hours ago, Tanksie said:

I'm here. I wasn't born a citizen tho

you'll get ur head caved in if you ever come down my way. UP UP CRONULLA

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13 hours ago, Tsubasa said:

Oi cunts, how you going? Good to have a topic without those fucking seppo and pommie cunts. 

It's 'how ya goin' you uncultured swine.

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1 hour ago, Spike said:

you'll get ur head caved in if you ever come down my way. UP UP CRONULLA

 

Mate I'll fuck you up.

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22 hours ago, Cannabis said:

i have thongs, can i come too?

Only if you also have a wifebeater and a pair of barbie tongs.

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21 hours ago, Danny said:

Fuckin love a chicken schnitty man

We call them parmas mate. You cover the schnitty in napoli sauce then a slice of ham and then a slice of tasty cheese. 

Best eaten with fries and a token salad. 

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