Honey Honey Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 For those still playing the greatest game of all time I've just been sacked by an ungrateful Scunthorpe United after 9 and a half seasons and replaced by Joe FUCKING Kinnear. Up yours. This was my record, but I won fuck all 97/98 - Division Three - 9th 98/99 - Division Three - 2nd 99/00 - Division Two - 1st 00/01 - Division One - 2nd 01/02 - Premiership - 2nd 02/03 - Premiership - 5th 03/04 - Premiership - 2nd 04/05 - Premiership - 9th 05/06 - Premiership - 2nd Hoping for another Premier League job, turned down Leeds United who have been trapped in Division One for 5 years, very tempting, might regret that, also turned down Norwich City in Division Two. No Prem jobs come up yet, been out of work for 2 or 3 months. It is April 2007. Hope Kenny Dalglish fucks off from Newcastle so I can swoop in there (they have Thierry Henry and Patrick Kluivert upfront). For some other laughs Brian Little has guided Aston Villa to 5 Premier League titles in a row. Gazza is Crystal Palace manager and had previously managed Arsenal. Darren Anderton manages West Ham, Altrincham are in Division One, England won the 1998 and 2002 World Cup's under Glenn Hoddle, Blackpool are current FA Cup holders and Roy Hodgson has won the FA Cup with Birmingham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Hey now you won the coveted Division 2 title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Dan Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I was playing Premier Manager on playstation in 1998. It took a whole memory card to save your game (and we only had one) so I used to get up early in the morning and play it all day. It was the only way to get far in a career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dickie said: Hey now you won the coveted Division 2 title. And I would have won the Champions League had they not sacked me we were in the Quarter finals against Club Brugge, piss easy draw but Joe Kinnear fucked it up the tosser. I will be gutted if he wins something with them, some great players I've bought, hopefully they get cleaned out by the big clubs poaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted November 1, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 1, 2017 I miss this game I used to play CM 93/94 where you had to put match scores or codes in for the password to get in to the game I think playing CM 97/98 really began my love for the whole series and the versions that followed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Hewitt Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 10 minutes ago, ...Dan said: I was playing Premier Manager on playstation in 1998. It took a whole memory card to save your game (and we only had one) so I used to get up early in the morning and play it all day. It was the only way to get far in a career. You could get unofficial ones with more memory you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 Bollocks I knew I should have taken the Leeds job. Only the Brentford (Division Two) and Luton Town (Division Two) managers retired at the end of the season. Reputation drops rapidly in this game if you aren't working/winning. I'll have to wait for someone to be sacked in the 2007/08 season now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Dan Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bluebird Hewitt said: You could get unofficial ones with more memory you know. I was like 9, I did not know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 1, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 1, 2017 I lost years of my life to this game. I even learned how to edit the database to create custom leagues. At which point a group of friends picked numbers at random to select the teams. Our European Superleague was deliberately setup that ANY club side could be picked at random. This is what led to Alex Ferguson resigning from Manchester United to manage the mighty Slough Town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Batard said: I lost years of my life to this game. I even learned how to edit the database to create custom leagues. At which point a group of friends picked numbers at random to select the teams. Our European Superleague was deliberately setup that ANY club side could be picked at random. This is what led to Alex Ferguson resigning from Manchester United to manage the mighty Slough Town What do you mean "lost" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 35 minutes ago, ...Dan said: I was playing Premier Manager on playstation in 1998. It took a whole memory card to save your game (and we only had one) so I used to get up early in the morning and play it all day. It was the only way to get far in a career. I loved that game at the time. Even if you could only sign transfer listed players. Offer four million for Scunthorpes second choice Goalkeeper and they'll laugh at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 1, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 1, 2017 Just now, Kitchen Sales said: What do you mean "lost" ? Ha. My favorite way to play the vanilla game was to wait in game 10 seasons where every player was computer generated. I remember being appointed Barcelona manager after winning the league with Lazio. They had a Dutch defender called Michael Studtrucker with 20 for shooting and 20 for stamina. He was a beast. Scored 10 goals from defence for me. Although to be fair I had the movement line for him set right from defence to attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 The best thing about being far into a game is when it generates a new player with your name and they are class! That has only ever happened twice to me though, once on CM97/98 and once on FM04/05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 So I turned down about 10 division one jobs and several division two and three jobs waiting and waiting for a Prem position. Nothing came up for the entire 2007/08 season until Chelsea finally sacked their manager after the last game. They finished 17th and were 15th in the two seasons before that. The bad news is that Scunthorpe just won the Premier League and UEFA Cup I will have my revenge. I will prove I am better than Joe Kinnear "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, we're gonna win it like we did last year" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 1, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Kitchen Sales said: So I turned down about 10 division one jobs and several division two and three jobs waiting and waiting for a Prem position. Nothing came up for the entire 2007/08 season until Chelsea finally sacked their manager after the last game. They finished 17th and were 15th in the two seasons before that. The bad news is that Scunthorpe just won the Premier League and UEFA Cup I will have my revenge. I will prove I am better than Joe Kinnear "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, we're gonna win it like we did last year" How you running the game, Dos Box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Batard said: How you running the game, Dos Box? Yeah dos box and ampshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Ah back when this game was enjoyable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted November 2, 2017 Administrator Share Posted November 2, 2017 7 hours ago, Kitchen Sales said: Yeah dos box and ampshell. I’ve struggled to get that working on laptops, I considered trying to run the game via the command prompt instead. When I first played this game on my mates first PC, it took over an hour to load the database. On windows XP it loaded in light speed, I can’t even run it on my laptop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 2, 2017 Author Share Posted November 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Batard said: I’ve struggled to get that working on laptops, I considered trying to run the game via the command prompt instead. When I first played this game on my mates first PC, it took over an hour to load the database. On windows XP it loaded in light speed, I can’t even run it on my laptop now. I've had that problem before. Until I found a download that included ampshell with dosbox, no idea if that is what made it faster. It is still slow compared to what you can get with Windows XP, but it's playable if you do other things at the same time, you couldn't sit there just playing that as between games the results loading is slow. I have it open at the same time as other things I'm doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 2, 2017 Author Share Posted November 2, 2017 Finished 10th in first season with Chelsea, slowly turning them around after the three years of abject failure they had before me. I managed to make Sol Campbell retire when I took over just by putting him on the transfer list aged 33 Unfortunately Nedved clung on for an extra year of wages whilst playing shite. We scored more goals and conceded more goals than any of the Chelsea teams in the previous 11 years, I might be a bit too Newcastle 2nd season now underway, I've only got 2 players I inherited in the starting line up. My goal is to qualify for the UEFA Cup, hopefully that will open the door to attracting better players. I got turned down by a Hull City player ffs (they've been in the Premier League for 4 years, but still, Chelsea should be a good enough prospect to switch to). Surprised how lowly their reputation has become. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 2, 2017 Author Share Posted November 2, 2017 REVENGE! 2ND SEASON AT CHELSEA AND I HAVE GOT MY REVENGE ON SCUNTHORPE! FUCK YOU JOE KINNEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Hewitt Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Kitchen Sales said: REVENGE! 2ND SEASON AT CHELSEA AND I HAVE GOT MY REVENGE ON SCUNTHORPE! FUCK YOU JOE KINNEAR Looking at that screenshot makes me feel very old. Thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted November 3, 2017 Author Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Bluebird Hewitt said: Looking at that screenshot makes me feel very old. Thanks for that. It's important to feel what you are otherwise you are living a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Hewitt Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 8 hours ago, Kitchen Sales said: It's important to feel what you are otherwise you are living a lie @Bluewolf must feel like shit everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 9 hours ago, Kitchen Sales said: It's important to feel what you are otherwise you are living a lie 1 hour ago, Bluebird Hewitt said: @Bluewolf must feel like shit everyday. I always thought you were only as young as the woman you feel but clearly in the current climate this is a highly inappropriate comment.. not keen on getting a flood of complaints raised against me for something I might have said 15 years ago.... so what I will say is I am still very young at heart.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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