FC Bayern München 5-0 Borussia Dortmund - Saturday 6th April, 2019

[Eco]

 

SATURDAY, APRIL 6, 2019

 

[Eco]

Pretty pretty please Dortmund pull the double of Bayern. 

[Tommy]

Everyone except Bayern and/or Schalke fans are probably on Dortmund's side, but I do think Bayern will have the edge in this match. 

[binder]

For what it is worth, the El Super Klassizistischsten has Bayern winning 45 times and Dortmund 29, with 25 draws, so this will be the 100th game milestone.

[God is Haaland]

For those who are interested in betting.

Injured:

Bayern: -

BVB: Hakimi, Guerreiro, Alcacér, Philipp, Pulisic

In questionable shape:

Bayern: Alaba?

BVB: Diallo, Piszczek

[binder]

Both Neuer and Reus starting

 

Bayern München

Aufstellung: Neuer     -  Kimmich ,  Süle ,  Hummels ,  Alaba -  Javi Martinez -  T. Müller ,  Thiago -  Gnabry ,  Coman -  Lewandowski     Borussia Dortmund Aufstellung: Bürki -  Piszczek ,  Akanji ,  Zagadou ,  Diallo -  Witsel ,  Delaney -  Sancho ,  Dahoud ,  Bruun Larsen -  Reus

[God is Haaland]

Bloody hell, such a bad timing for us to have all those injuries in the most important match of the season and even Neuer made it back.

Bayern are clearly the favourites now.

[Tommy]

1-0 Hummels. 

[Inverted]

Was it really necessary to play Zagadou? 

Surely it would be better to play Diallo in his place and basically anyone at left back.

[Tommy]

Lewandowski's 200th Bundesliga goal, and only the 5th player to achieve that. 

[Tommy]

[Inverted]

3-0. Ok I'm switching off. 

Brutal. Not a competitive game in the slightest, and it honestly feels remarkable Bayern have scored just 3 and not 5 or 6. 

And there's nothing special about Bayern in the slightest. 

It's a very bad time for the league right now. 

[binder]

Well, that sucked.

[Rick]

Dortmund can fuck off. How can you be that shit.

[Inverted]

The thing is, it's fair enough that with their resources, nobody can touch Bayern when they're doing well. And they've been excellent for 6-7 years. 

But the really disturbing thing is that Bayern are at a point where almost all of their key figures from their best modern team are gone or past their prime, and nobody has been there to capitalise. 

And come next season they will have already gotten over their biggest issues: Kovacs's lack of authority and their lack of pace in defence. 

[Tommy]

5-0 

[Inverted]

I see Favre has learned well from Trainergott Peter Stöger. 

[God is Haaland]

not surprised...

[Eco]

Yikes.

[Rick]

2 hours ago, Tommy said:

5-0 

This sort of reaction is just a tad ridiculous considering you were a die hard fan not five minutes ago

[Viva la FCB+]

Well that was a game. Other then the sitter Dahoud missed real early that wasnt even close to a contest. Shocking defense really.

[Dan+]

German football is in a really bad way.

[Tommy]

2 hours ago, Rick said:

This sort of reaction is just a tad ridiculous considering you were a die hard fan not five minutes ago

Fan based on what? I chose them as a teenager because they were successful. I now support my home team, the team from the city I was born in, the team I first supported as kid. I still have the old shirts. I know you can all laugh, or react to it from Australia, from someone with a gypsy last name, who claims his father was German, or a Liverpool supported from West Workshire. I regret that I chose BVB as my team one day, I truly do. I was a confused kid. My parents didn't like football. So at first I supported Fortuna Düsseldorf. Then all of the other kids around my supported Borussia Dortmund, and I thought that's the way to go. So I stuck with it, until I became deluded with football altogether. Then 10 years or so later Fredi Bobic who I really liked at the time played for Dortmund, so I kind of followed them, and it stuck with me. But I have never had a real relation to the city of Dortmund. I know maybe 2-3 streets there, that's it. I was born, and raised in Düsseldorf. I can show you every nook and cranny here, I can give you a lovely tour if you want to. And that is, as I have learned, identification. And in modern football, that is something that has been lost. Every Premier League club is owned by some American, Russian, or whatever Billionaire. Even in Germany we got Red Bull, Hoffenheim etc. now, which makes it so much more important to support the teams that are YOU, your roots, something you can identify with, your home. It feels good. I hope you learn to appreciate that feeling some day too. 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

42 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Fan based on what? I chose them as a teenager because they were successful. I now support my home team, the team from the city I was born in, the team I first supported as kid. I still have the old shirts. I know you can all laugh, or react to it from Australia, from someone with a gypsy last name, who claims his father was German, or a Liverpool supported from West Workshire. I regret that I chose BVB as my team one day, I truly do. I was a confused kid. My parents didn't like football. So at first I supported Fortuna Düsseldorf. Then all of the other kids around my supported Borussia Dortmund, and I thought that's the way to go. So I stuck with it, until I became deluded with football altogether. Then 10 years or so later Fredi Bobic who I really liked at the time played for Dortmund, so I kind of followed them, and it stuck with me. But I have never had a real relation to the city of Dortmund. I know maybe 2-3 streets there, that's it. I was born, and raised in Düsseldorf. I can show you every nook and cranny here, I can give you a lovely tour if you want to. And that is, as I have learned, identification. And in modern football, that is something that has been lost. Every Premier League club is owned by some American, Russian, or whatever Billionaire. Even in Germany we got Red Bull, Hoffenheim etc. now, which makes it so much more important to support the teams that are YOU, your roots, something you can identify with, your home. It feels good. I hope you learn to appreciate that feeling some day too. 

[Eco]

1 hour ago, Tommy said:

Fan based on what? I chose them as a teenager because they were successful. I now support my home team, the team from the city I was born in, the team I first supported as kid. I still have the old shirts. I know you can all laugh, or react to it from Australia, from someone with a gypsy last name, who claims his father was German, or a Liverpool supported from West Workshire. I regret that I chose BVB as my team one day, I truly do. I was a confused kid. My parents didn't like football. So at first I supported Fortuna Düsseldorf. Then all of the other kids around my supported Borussia Dortmund, and I thought that's the way to go. So I stuck with it, until I became deluded with football altogether. Then 10 years or so later Fredi Bobic who I really liked at the time played for Dortmund, so I kind of followed them, and it stuck with me. But I have never had a real relation to the city of Dortmund. I know maybe 2-3 streets there, that's it. I was born, and raised in Düsseldorf. I can show you every nook and cranny here, I can give you a lovely tour if you want to. And that is, as I have learned, identification. And in modern football, that is something that has been lost. Every Premier League club is owned by some American, Russian, or whatever Billionaire. Even in Germany we got Red Bull, Hoffenheim etc. now, which makes it so much more important to support the teams that are YOU, your roots, something you can identify with, your home. It feels good. I hope you learn to appreciate that feeling some day too. 

This. 

Who gives a shit. You do you, sir.