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2 hours ago, Gunnersaurus said:

 

@CaaC (John) I imagine this is what its like for you for some reason. You seem like the sort of person who can't be bothered to argue so just says they are wrong.  xD

Na, Liz won't argue with me if she knows I am right and she is wrong, she is terrified of creepy crawlies, especially spiders, I am her official catcher of them and she knows if she upsets me and one of the latter is around I tell her "Get rid of it yourself..."

I can remember many a time when I was working and came home and saw my slipper lying on the floor I would see a creepy crawler squashed underneath it.

I told her never to kill a spider as that was classed as bad luck, walked in one day and there was a glass on the lounge floor with a spider underneath it and she said "I never killed it as you said that's bad luck...", I asked her how long had it been under the glass and she said when you left for work this morning.

Well, that spider had been under the glass for around 12 hours and I said "The poor thing has more than likely suffocated by now!!!!" xD 

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Paddy comes home from church with a black eye. His wife asks how did that happen? He says I was right behind fat Mrs Murphy and when she stood up I saw that her dress was caught in the crack of her butt. So, to be helpful I leant forward & pulled it or for her. She didn’t like that and turned around and hit me.
 
Next week, Paddy comes home from church with the other eye blacked. "What happened," the wife asks. I was sitting alongside Seamus, who was behind Mrs Murphy. When she stood up, her dress was in her crack again. Seamus reached forward and pulled it out. I know she didn’t like that, so I reached forward and tucked it back in, she smacked me in the eye again.
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