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Yep, we're doing this now. 

As the title suggests we're having a big forum ''Would You Rather?'' game, knowing you sick cunts like I do I know this is going to turn into one of the weirdest threads on the internet so let's get cracking. My opening question shall be rather neutral however I expect things to get sinister rather quickly. 

Answer the question above you then ask one yourself. 

Would you rather be rich or famous?

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Rich.

A swift kick to the left nut or a swift kick to the right nut?

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Right nut. My left hangs a little lower so is always the one that cops the punishment. It's ol rightys turn.

 

Would you rather own a cat or a dog.

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Dog. I'm allergic to cats

Watch Good football or Winning football? 

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Winning football.

 

White or Brown bread?

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Used to be nightclub but its pubs now.

Travel by train or car?

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So difficult... but bum maybe.

 

A handjob from a bloke or a blowjob from a tranny? :banana:

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blow job - It's easier to shut you eyes and need see the 'provider'. Plus lips are lips right? 

Rather be a legend at MK Dons, or a backup at AFC Wimbledon? 

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7' All day. I'm 6'2" so I'm not too far off. 

Rather be Ronaldo or Messi? 

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Just now, Tanksie said:

Cunts, they both have children... Ronaldo.

 

Apple or Samsung

Samsung all day long. 

Live in Sweden or Norway? 

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Norway. Can't stand the PC culture of Sweden.

Hockey. On the field or on the ice?

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Been to neither but would prefer Australia I think.

 

White & Gold or Black & Blue?

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15 hours ago, Stan said:

sausage or bacon

I avoid pork where I can. Held at gunpoint I'd choose sausage.

Trump or Putin?'

22 hours ago, Thibaut said:

Legend at MK Dons.

Would you rather be 7' tall or 4'?

Welcome back man. Great to see you here.

Edited by Cure

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Car. Never ridden a motorbike.

 

FIFA or PES?

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16 hours ago, Thibaut said:

Legend at MK Dons.

Would you rather be 7' tall or 4'?

Welcome back :drunk:

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15 hours ago, Cure said:

I avoid pork where I can. Held at gunpoint I'd choose sausage.

Trump or Putin?'

Welcome back man. Great to see you here.

Thanks! Did you have a different username on TFF? Don't really remember anyone named Cure on there tbh haha

7 hours ago, Machado said:

Welcome back :drunk:

Thanks! :)

 

FIFA, haven't played PES since 2011 at least.

 

Would you rather have penis sized nipples or a nipple sized penis?

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The penis sized nipples. I don't need my fucking tits, just lop the cunts off when I can pay for the surgery.

Mozart of Salieri? 

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Spain.

Never been Italy. Each time I've been Spain it's been amazing.

 

Stay in or night out?

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Still night out, although I don't mind staying in too :D 

All-inclusive holiday package or planning it all by yourself?

 

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planning the all-inclusive holiday :ph34r: 

 

Would you rather go deaf or go blind?

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Go deaf. I've had bad eyesight since childhood, and going blind was one of my biggest fears. It would suck not to be able to hear things, especially music though.

Having mediocre sex regularly or having great sex but just a few times a month?

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8 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Great sex, quality over quantity.

Berserker or @NeymarPele?

Berserker 4life bitch!

 

Black chocolate or white chocolate?

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