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Now that Mia's legs have got a bit longer she has worked out how to shuffle herself across the room in her little relaxing chair, she leans right forward on the edge of it and scoots along until she reaches what she wants to get... funny stuff to watch

The audacity to call others memberbating with his nonstop Klopp/Liverpool/3 decades/Firmino and Barca/Messi/La Masia posts.

Wan-Bissaka vs Alexander-Arnold going to be the running debate for the next 18 months is it? Better strap in, it's going to be a tedious ride.

It's funny how you look back on things, the photo of wee Kaiden and me when he was just under a year old, the highchair he is sitting in, his big brother Conner (13) and his wee nephew (12) have sat in that same highchair when they were the same age and fed me or the wife some of his nosh when we were babysitting or having a visit from our son or daughter. It was a sad day for me when I was clearing the cupboard downstairs out and saw it sitting there all by its lonesome self, all dusty and I decided to get rid of it.

It is great to watch that, I saw Conner (grandson now13) when he was just a year old on his First Birthday in his relaxing chair, one of the wee girls was playing with one of his Birthday toys at his Birthday party, she must have been around 5 years old, he saw her and scooted over and pulled her hair, I pissed myself laughing.

I bet Pogba would look better in a side with better attacking options and where he's not the only person who's creating chances, like Scholes did. The evidence for that is there with his time at Juve and France. I'm not surprised he wants out of Man United, they're holding him back. He should get a move out ASAP, for the good of his career. Should never have made that money move from Juve and instead he'd be playing in Italy, winning titles, and playing alongside Cristiano Ronaldo. Probably one of the worst career decisions made by a player in a long time.

Shut up you fucking knob jockey

It was honestly hilarious even hearing pundits last season stating Kante and Jorginho need to switch roles. Just more proof they get caught in the media hype vs actually watching and analysing players

Scholes was better than both so yeah it was a pointless debate.

Maybe this will be the season people who don't understand football stop acting shocked when Kante doesn't play as a number six.

The diameter of the fishing line. Basically how thick it is. I actually found it interesting so I did my calculations and came up to roughly 400-405 yards (depending to which digit you round the initial numbers during the calculations). I'd wait for Rando's results if I were you though @The Rebel CRS

Pedro has a big performance in him, despite being mostly below par last season he did have some very good performances in big games. I think in defence (player-wise) we will be alright, it's more the team shape as a whole that we will need to work on. I think most defenders would have problems if the team played the way it did at times on Sunday against Man United which left the defence exposed. We need more unity as a team defending. Our strikers do worry me as compared to some other big teams we don't have that player who's going to get us 20 + goals but we'll see maybe it will be a mutual effort and the whole team can chip in. I'm hoping Reece James can get some significant game time at right-back as I think Azpilicueta limits us at times particularly against weaker teams. Not forgetting we have 2-3 of our best players still to come back as well in Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Hudson-Odoi, and Rudiger. The former two (not many people outside of Chelsea realise) are two massive players for us these days. Fingers crossed their careers don't get hampered by injuries.

I actually want you to work it out, so I know how much backing line to put on without wasting the good stuff

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