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I will only find out properly when they both (cats) go to the vets for their injections and checkups, sooooo...he maybe will become Banana BOBBY

Sort of. The first time I went, I had a bit of an issue getting them to understand me unless I talked really really slowly , but a lot of people speak English or know a bit of English to figure out what you're talking about. Second time I went I'd learned a bit of Italian, so I could sort of use shite Italian to start talking to people and then switch to English for the words I didn't know how to say - that worked out fine. I'm actually doing the Duolingo Italian stuff to give me a bit of refresher/hoping to learn how to say a bit more stuff... just on the off chance I end up needing to communicate with someone that's not going to be able to understand me. But that's also because I've heard that in the south there are fewer people that can speak English as well - I dunno if that's true or not though.

He beat Nadal in the previous round. The lad is only 18 as well and he's ranked in the top 10 in men's tennis. By far the biggest prodigy tennis has seen since the "big three" on the evidence we've seen so far.

If they take the title off Adam Page, they're gonna have to give him a good win right after to rehab him. Giving him the title when people were caring more about the ex-WWE wrestlers that came in was a big mistake.

Awww man. So sorry to hear that.

@Devil-Dick Willie

"Nobody has done more for Christianity than me." How on earth does the interviewer not immediately ask "What about Jesus?"

Yeah If i ever dropped my phone in that....it gone. Basically like an outhouse type toilet.

You just need to get the hand gestures right.

Puddin met his new resident, Banana Bob for the first time today, our daughter said Puddin was a little bit annoyed at first.

It's with a heavy heart that after only four years of having her, the gammy eyed fluffy fool known as Lola was put to sleep last week. She wasn't even 8 years old. She was not looking right at the beginning of April as her breathing did not look right at all. Took her to the vets and after checking her over, they said she had loose teeth and booked an op for her. A couple of weeks later, we took her to the vet again (different location) as she was still not looking right (despite painkillers). Was told the same thing that it was toothache. Last Thursday, we felt her stomach and it was pretty hard (as well as her breathing still not being right). Went to the vets and requested a full scan, but was told to expect the worst. The worst happened. We were told she had intestinal cancer that spread throughout her entire body. Our options were to either keep her drugged up at the vets and delay the inevitable, or put her to sleep. I don't think the chosen option needs further explanation. We went to the vets the following morning to say our goodbyes and that was that. It was the first time I ever saw any of my dogs put to sleep and I'd rather not do that again. My other dog has lost a companion for the second time now and is currently lost without her.

This shitpile of a human being has made nonstop absolutely baseless and ridiculous claims before but this might actually take the cake of how delusional one man can get. About 30 seconds in....