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www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-long-liverpool-players-left-15696606 Pretty much all of the players we'd like to keep are now tied down into 2023 or 2024. You'd imagine a new deal for Wijnaldum won't be too far away. Hopefully we can have some success on the pitch which will mean we will be able to keep the bulk of this side together over the next few years

Mick in Sauber for 2021 Callum Ilott, Giuliano Alesi, Marcus Armstrong, Robert Schwartzman, Enzo Fittipaldi and Gianluca Petecof are also official confirmed to join the academy.

I was about 15 when I went to Mallorca. I went with my mam and dad as a family holiday, although once I got there, I bumped into mates from back home and ended up doing our own thing all holiday. It was Alcudia I went to. I'd say it was a great place to go for both family holidays or if a few lads went, although you'd have to go in the summer as it would be like a deserted island in the winter/autumn I bet.

And your internet connection is working! At least now we know we're not blocked in China...

I’ve just landed in China

Ahhh, the Race of Champions. I attended one in Düsseldorf in 2011. Good times. Weird to see the name Vettel and Schumacher together again. But a good kind of weird.

Following this old man's crash, police have found the cause of the accident

Alright Crew... This is acting captain Mulder requesting everyone to the Command Deck... @nudge @CaaC - John @Mel81x @Azeem I would like to introduce our newest crew member @Rucksackfranzose Wall-E And of course our other 2 Robot companions R2 and Robbie First order of business is selecting a Captain... I am out and so is Nudge so we could either leave it to Robbie or select Ellen ( Mel81x ) as she/he ( does it really matter?? ) has shown that they are also a competent flight officer.. Previous experience on The Nostromo is a clincher for me.. Also on the Agenda, If we are happy with our ship it's called the 'Arcadia' the fact that we managed to rob this from another bunch of space pirates shows just how bad ass we are.. Happy to take alternative names though if any are forthcoming. Also, and I have given this some thought that our sudden descent into Piracy was quick, It seems we did not hesitate to stab good intentions in the back and leave them buried on an unexplored dead planet... However, to help us all sleep a little better at night can I suggest we form ourselves into the 'A-Team' of space piracy.. Travelling the far reaches of space kicking arse and helping out the down trodden, A bit like the The Rebel Alliance if you will, that way we get to still behave badly, blow shit up, shoot things and all feel like we have done the universe a big favour... We can of course rob all the decent technology and supplies we find along the way as this ship does not run on solar winds alone.. Lastly Wall-E needs to get into Nudges quarters and clean up all those empty bottles of booze as I don't fancy getting hit in the head with multiple glass bottles floating about if we should lose gravity at some point.. Any other business???

Terrible ad. And questionable premise too.... Maybe you'd last longer in bed as a vegan because when you become a pale ass sickly looking S.o.b that gets puffed out after every 5 thrusts you'll call a time out on the loving to talk about your feelings, make hemp clothing and play hacky sack.

Race of Champions this weekend folks! ROC Nations Cup Draw (Saturday 19 January) Group A Team GERMANY (Sebastian Vettel & Mick Schumacher) Team MEXICO (Esteban Gutierrez & Patricio O’Ward) Team INFINITUM MEXICO (Memo Rojas & Benito Guerra) Team FRANCE (Pierre Gasly & Loic Duval) Group B Team BRAZIL (Helio Castroneves & Lucas di Grassi) Team TELCEL MEXICO (Daniel Suarez & ROC Mexico Saturday winner*) Team SIM RACING ALL STARS (Enzo Bonito & eROC winner) Group C Team NORDIC (Tom Kristensen & Johan Kristoffersson) Team GREAT BRITAIN (David Coulthard & Andy Priaulx) Team USA (Ryan Hunter-Reay & Josef Newgarden) Race Of Champions Draw (Sunday 20 January) Group A David COULTHARD (Great Britain) 13-time Formula 1 grand prix winner Tom KRISTENSEN (Denmark) nine-time Le Mans 24 Hours winner Patricio O’WARD (Mexico) 2018 Indy Lights Champion Winner of Round 1A between the ROC Mexico Sunday winner* and Andy PRIAULX Group B Johan KRISTOFFERSSON (Sweden) double FIA World Rallycross Champion Lucas DI GRASSI (Brazil) 2016-2017 Formula E Champion Josef NEWGARDEN (USA) 2017 IndyCar Champion Winner of Round 1B between Loic DUVAL and Helio CASTRONEVES Group C Sebastian VETTEL (Germany) four-time Formula 1 World Champion Daniel SUAREZ (Mexico) 2016 NASCAR Xfinity Series Champion Benito GUERRA (Mexico) 2012 Production World Rally Champion Winner of Round 1C between Memo ROJAS and Mick SCHUMACHER Group D Pierre GASLY (France) Formula 1 driver for Red Bull Racing in 2019 Esteban GUTIERREZ (Mexico) Formula 1 driver for Sauber and Haas Ryan HUNTER-REAY (USA) 2014 Indianapolis 500 winner and 2012 IndyCar champion Winner of Round 1D between Enzo BONITO and the 2019 eROC Champion

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