Alright, sorry @Tommy but I do have some history in liking HSV so they may have to be my other German side. Plus Hamburg sounds like a cool place. So does Dusseldorf though, tbf.
Idk about masochism, but self-depreciating humour I'm sometimes into.
But I'll go full "gloryhunter" here and like 2 German sides, since I don't really think I can call myself a supporter of any other side other than the side that I feel like I actually support (if that makes sense).