Spike

Purely coincidence. I would not have noticed if I didn’t recognise the avatar

Who's the chaviest footballer though?

@Dr. Gonzo google threw me a curveball and the thread was more along the lines of 'footballers that should be punched'. There could probably be a venn diagram of the overlap on chavy footballers and needing a punch.

You can have mine if you want haha. The only problem is you'll need a VPN to watch it if you don't have one already.

@Mel81x I do have a VPN actually. Good ol' Nord.

@Spike hit me up in the DMs I can sort you out

I'm concerned a few topics will be rammed by a dozen of my double posts.

Can't see who created this status? Error 609 Irrelevant unsafe account detected !? Rab

@Spike, don't be concerned. We have to deal with topics about ladies feet and weird videos so it's minor

ok

what do we have here then

shut up @McAzeem ur boring me to death

Jokes on you never wanted kids.

Like Bremen wanting success

I think they'll be fine - there'll constantly be a stream of 3 teams that will be shitter than them. A mixture of proverbial PL turds that won't flush and promoted teams.

@Stan you say that as if they are a well run club. All it takes is a few bad incidents and they are in deep water. What if Richarlison's ACL exlpodes and he misses and entire season?

Then it may be a bit more of a tight-run thing. They're not the worst-run club in the league and they're far from the best. I suspect with an experienced manager like Ancelotti at the club they won't throw stupid amounts of money around for several players and actually have some direction and purpose about their transfer business. I get what you're saying but they're the kind of club that will somehow pluck out a few results when it matters but just be mediocre throughout the rest of the season, as opposed to totally shit like Norwich.

Sick of this corrupt sport now.

@Dan it isn’t corruption this time though mate, because even Juventus have had awful penalties given against them, this is sheer incompetence in the face of the rules of the sport

I always thought Cricket was the worst manipulated sport but it's a close call between football and it

On the original topic, there is a lot of boring football in these best leagues of the world and as a neutral you may find it even more boring, so yeah i enjoy a better competition to watch even with a lower quality then high quality but boring competition

All football is wank now. VAR has done exactly what I knew it would, killed a great sport. It's dead. It doesn't  help that it's become all about money with all the same players always going to the same clubs either. I also believe it lacks the real quality in terms of players and managers that it used to and also clubs being bought out by oil barons. Football today is actually wank, I don't even really enjoy it anymore if I'm being 100% honest with you.

Now that is an overreation. Besides, I fucken warned you cunts about the NRL.

ok

not ok, this is real fukken serious

WTFF

What the fuck even is it? Who is it catering to?

https://web.archive.org/web/20160318054220/http://www.totalfootballforums.com/forums/index.php

No point in voting Rando, that guy is like Houdini, we can't seem to get rid of him when we vote for him to be lynched  

It's been frustrating, it feels like everytime I have a moment to sit down and do some Mafia, it's night already.

Welcome to the club tehe

That's still on my bucket list. 

I can remember when they used to charge you 10p for a public loo, I loved reading all the Graffiti written all over the walls, the best one was "Here I sit, broken-hearted, paid 10p and only farted", true that, nothing more disheartening is rushing to the pan to have a good dump and only ending up farting.   

Throwback to when Brian said Egypt wasn’t in Africa.

Because they lose the competition so often they are anal retentive about the trophy.

@SirBalon it's a trust thing 

They should make Ashes a home and away thing, two tests in both countries and a fifth test if the series is drawed or one team has the chance to draw. 

Poms won 

Friendship with Azeem over. Now Brian is my bestfriend

All men are rapists 

Your 59th status update 

Big if true.

You're not gonna get too much response to this comment mate (I've been waiting before answering) because everyone (or most) agree with the capitalist ideal (wether they admit to it or not) and believe they have a chance to one day compete and prescribe to the economic personal target. In another words... Everyone believes they have a chance!

They should be up to date now @Spike

Many thanks to @Rab and all the staff. xoxo

Anytime boo 

All i can say is this is your 56th status update most by any member. No one else has even made 40 

PM me to discuss.

Better write an open note about it so everyone can know about it.