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Spike

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Status Updates posted by Spike

  1. Juventus v Atalanta sums up exactly what is wrong with the sport.

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      Spike

      Deliberate would mean having your arms out in an attempt to stop the ball. Both penalties were accidental, with one even being a pass aimed outside the penalty box, it wasn't even going towards goal.

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      Spike

      In Italy they decided to make a penalty whenever the hand or arm comes into contact with the ball, even if it would have hit a player's chest if the hand wasn't in the way first.

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      Dan

      Sick of this corrupt sport now.

  2. The A-League is a better watch than the Bundesliga.

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      Azeem

      On the original topic, there is a lot of boring football in these best leagues of the world and as a neutral you may find it even more boring, so yeah i enjoy a better competition to watch even with a lower quality then high quality but boring competition

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      Carnivore Chris

      All football is wank now. VAR has done exactly what I knew it would, killed a great sport. It's dead. It doesn't  help that it's become all about money with all the same players always going to the same clubs either. I also believe it lacks the real quality in terms of players and managers that it used to and also clubs being bought out by oil barons. Football today is actually wank, I don't even really enjoy it anymore if I'm being 100% honest with you.

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      Spike

      Now that is an overreation. Besides, I fucken warned you cunts about the NRL.

  3. is stronger than Cristiano's man bun.

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      Spike

      not ok, this is real fukken serious

  4. I didn't even get a chance to vote in today's Mafia. I was at work for all of it.

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      CaaC (John)

      No point in voting Rando, that guy is like Houdini, we can't seem to get rid of him when we vote for him to be lynched xD 

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      Spike

      It's been frustrating, it feels like everytime I have a moment to sit down and do some Mafia, it's night already.

  5. Taking a dump in Canada right now and feeling cute 

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      Viva la FCB

      Welcome to the club tehe

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      Tommy

      That's still on my bucket list. 

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      CaaC (John)

      I can remember when they used to charge you 10p for a public loo, I loved reading all the Graffiti written all over the walls, the best one was "Here I sit, broken-hearted, paid 10p and only farted", true that, nothing more disheartening is rushing to the pan to have a good dump and only ending up farting.   O.o

  6. Throwback to when Messi said his favourite insects are 'monkeys'.

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      Spike

      Throwback to when Brian said Egypt wasn’t in Africa.

  7. Imagine losing the Ashes again.

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      Spike

      Because they lose the competition so often they are anal retentive about the trophy.

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      Dr. Gonzo

      @SirBalon it's a trust thing 

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      Azeem

      They should make Ashes a home and away thing, two tests in both countries and a fifth test if the series is drawed or one team has the chance to draw. 

  8. Just putting a cheeky bid on Everton's relegation.

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      Spike

      Friendship with Azeem over. Now Brian is my bestfriend

  9. Men and women may not be equal and may never be but at least they have equality of mediocre refereeing. 

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      Azeem

      All men are rapists 

  10. #LAD #Cunt #Cannabis #FuckWit

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      Azeem

      Your 59th status update 

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  11. Nothing like seeing ticket prices go up and pay packets staying thin.

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      SirBalon

      You're not gonna get too much response to this comment mate (I've been waiting before answering) because everyone (or most) agree with the capitalist ideal (wether they admit to it or not) and believe they have a chance to one day compete and prescribe to the economic personal target. In another words... Everyone believes they have a chance!

  12. Are team crests for 'adopt a club' going to be added?

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      Stan

      They should be up to date now @Spike

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      Spike

      Many thanks to @Rab and all the staff. xoxo

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      Eco

      Anytime boo :18_kissing_heart:

  13. I was making drinks at work and someone's name is 'Minge'. Fucking hell, I got to yell out minge several times.xD

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      Azeem

      All i can say is this is your 56th status update most by any member. No one else has even made 40 :congrats:

  14. is carmen home la

  15. The next open note should be a suspension.

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      DeadLinesman

      PM me to discuss.

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      Azeem

      Better write an open note about it so everyone can know about it.

  16. How long before Paolo Guerrero is banned again?

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      Dr. Gonzo

      It'd be really funny if he celebrated the ban being lifted by doing some lines

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      He will be caught riding the white horse in russia with 8 under age prostitutes and go to gulag for life

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      Azeem

      When Smith's and Warner's ban will be lifted xD

  17. I miss Lampard more than Terry. My favourite player of all time.

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      Spike

      Though I do miss, Terry as well.

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      Cicero

      Terry leaving hurt more than Lamps. Lamps however will forever be our greatest ever. 

  18. Working CL final but I'm sure as hell am not missing the WC final. 

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      SirBalon

      I'm out all day for Saturday too. Lunch and dinner appointments which are a godsend to be honest. I tend to have better luck when I don't watch games. xD

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      Cicero

      Times like this I am really glad I don't work weekends 

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      Dr. Gonzo

      Aw that's shit about the CL final mate, but yeah definitely make sure you get the World Cup final off

  19. @Blue Cueva and Pizarro have been G.O.A.T for me on Football Manager.

  20. Last few moments with my family. I don't when I'll see them next.:(

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      Berserker

      On point @Cannabis, i'll learn from his mistake and give your gf a big time parting gift when i leave tonight.

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      SirBalon

      Make the most of the moments mate, family is the most important thing we have. It's the foundations of our existence. 

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      Spike

      @Cannabis it omly takes a second to post on here ya cunt. I was sitting with my brother while he was crying on my lap and I was trying to do something cathartic while we sat in silence

      cunt

  21. Woke up this morning and my back has given out :( I can't stand up!

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      SirBalon

      What are you wearing?

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      Dr. Gonzo

      that's shit 

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      Cicero

      Please see a chiropractic sooner rather than later 

  22. I talk a lot of shite about Aussie football but it will be the biggest sport in Oz in time. Unlike the other sports it just keeps on slowly getting more entrenched. It will only be time until it's a cultural sport.

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      Azeem

      Don't you think football is the only sport that can become a cultural sport anywhere ?