Moderator Tommy Posted April 24, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: "A gentleman always kisses before telling, never vice versa" Ancient Chinese proverb Ah yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 12 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: "You're crazy enough and not too crazy" Her to me. Also she's coming over to my current home today. @DeadLinesman may be onto something.... I want a livestream if I’m honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted April 25, 2021 Author Share Posted April 25, 2021 She's hard to read, but is a psychologist so... Her body language this morning betrayed her feelings I think, but not fucking housemates is the right thing to do. She's gotta work for all this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Nein means no. It’s not a rating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted April 25, 2021 Author Share Posted April 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: Nein means no. It’s not a rating. Nein is the amount of pumps before critical mass is reached and we have a spill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 That’s why she calls me the one pump chump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted April 25, 2021 Author Share Posted April 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: That’s why she calls me the one pump chump Fucking bullshit, I'm 9x better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 25/04/2021 at 21:48, Devil-Dick Willie said: Nein is the amount of pumps before critical mass is reached and we have a spill. Quote That’s why she calls me the one pump chump On 25/04/2021 at 22:35, Devil-Dick Willie said: Fucking bullshit, I'm 9x better than that. Either I've next leveled every one and no one got how fucking genius that was, or I've missed the mark completely with my humor because I'm more proud of this joke than almost any I've made this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 @Devil-Dick Willie do you cause that punch up at the Yours n Ours festival? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 I didn't go, so maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 15 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Either I've next leveled every one and no one got how fucking genius that was, or I've missed the mark completely with my humor because I'm more proud of this joke than almost any I've made this year. It was clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted April 27, 2021 Author Share Posted April 27, 2021 11 hours ago, Toinho said: It was clever Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 4, 2021 Author Share Posted May 4, 2021 Devil Dick-Willie has found a new home. A home of peace and plenty, and methadone clinics 2 blocks away. A palace fit for a prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 4, 2021 Author Share Posted May 4, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted May 4, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted May 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Devil Dick-Willie has found a new home. A home of peace and plenty, and methadone clinics 2 blocks away. A palace fit for a prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted May 4, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 4, 2021 It was an Herculean effort no doubt @Devil-Dick Willie, happy for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Nice house... Not sure how the owner of the house is going to feel though when he finds you parking on his grass for a kip every night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 4, 2021 Author Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Stan said: It was an Herculean effort no doubt @Devil-Dick Willie, happy for you. Thank you Stanley knife. It's been a bit of a debacle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted May 4, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted May 4, 2021 Down and Out and NOT in Beverly Hills Starring Devil 'The Dick Man' Willie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 I'm in. all unpacked, new furniture built, fucking KNACKERED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted May 9, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted May 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I'm in. all unpacked, new furniture built, fucking KNACKERED. Have a good drink buddy, you will settle in even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 I had sex with my housemate. Night 2. I'm a fucking idiot sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted May 9, 2021 Moderator Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I had sex with my housemate. Night 2. I'm a fucking idiot sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 Very funny, but this was a rather silly and easy to avoid mistake, that I'm quite distressed about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted May 9, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 9, 2021 So you're gonna be homeless tomorrow then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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