Spike 5,105 Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: That brings back deeply repressed memories oi mate nothing wrong with vegemite sanga and an apple for lunch, many days that was what I got. best days were when mum stuck in a mango or a kiwi fruit instead of the apple, or a little tub of watermelon. I was a little fat cunt from around 10-12 I was conscientious of it and I started eating only an apple for lunch and stop drinking soft drink and the kilos melted off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Spike said: oi mate nothing wrong with vegemite sanga and an apple for lunch, many days that was what I got. best days were when mum stuck in a mango or a kiwi fruit instead of the apple, or a little tub of watermelon. I was a little fat cunt from around 10-12 I was conscientious of it and I started eating only an apple for lunch and stop drinking soft drink and the kilos melted off Kids meals are insane these days. Everything cut up nicely. Like 5 separated portions of fancy shite and hardly a vegemite sandwich in sight. That’s it. Next term we are learning about vegemite. And if the kids don’t like it then they simply will be assessed accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,105 Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Toinho said: Kids meals are insane these days. Everything cut up nicely. Like 5 separated portions of fancy shite and hardly a vegemite sandwich in sight. That’s it. Next term we are learning about vegemite. And if the kids don’t like it then they simply will be assessed accordingly. hmmm, I was thinking a while ago that there is a larger generation gap between me (27) and kids/teenagers now then people that were my age currently when I was a kid/teenager. The proliferation of technology just exploded the differences. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,622 Posted April 7, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 7, 2021 18 hours ago, Spike said: and stop drinking soft drink I'm glad you didn't get a crippling addiction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,105 Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Tommy said: I'm glad you didn't get a crippling addiction. I feel like this is a reference to something but can’t quite tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,193 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 @Devil-Dick Willie - did you find a place to live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 12, 2021 Author Share Posted April 12, 2021 A good mate of mine is considering leaving home to live with me. Would be ideal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Build a hut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 13, 2021 Author Share Posted April 13, 2021 5 hours ago, McAzeem said: Build a hut I am not an Indian man with a camera crew like you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I am not an Indian man with a camera crew like you What are you exactly ? some kind of German who looks like Brits lives in Australia but supports South Africa over them in sports ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,393 Posted April 13, 2021 Administrator Share Posted April 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I am not an Indian man with a camera crew like you find a horse, kill it and sleep inside it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 13, 2021 Author Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, McAzeem said: What are you exactly ? some kind of German who looks like Brits lives in Australia but supports South Africa over them in sports ? DDW family tree. Mum. Born in York. Horrible bitch Dad. Born in Osnabruck. MIA pre birth of the devil himself. Apparently a horrible cunt (mum is an unreliable narrator though, she can literally lie to your face about things you were there for) Step Father. Born in Wollongong. First generation Australian, born to Hungarian father, English mother. Horrible cunt Me. Born in Wollongong. Hated Step father, so hated Australian sports teams. South African=Dutch=German.= Go South Africa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,622 Posted April 13, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Me. Born in Wollongong. Horrible cunt 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, Stan said: find a horse, kill it and sleep inside it. This isn't Game of Thrones.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,393 Posted April 13, 2021 Administrator Share Posted April 13, 2021 21 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: This isn't Game of Thrones.... or The Revenant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 18 minutes ago, Stan said: or The Revenant... Or a Zoophillia snuff flick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 24, 2021 Author Share Posted April 24, 2021 So met up with a nice girl today, she was advertising on my uni page looking for potential housemates, she's pretty keen on me as a house buddy and we're applying for places looking to pick up more roomies later. So far so good! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: So met up with a nice girl today, she was advertising on my uni page looking for potential housemates, she's pretty keen on me as a house buddy and we're applying for places looking to pick up more roomies later. So far so good! She wants the D. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,622 Posted April 24, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: she's pretty keen on me as a house buddy Just wait until she really gets to know you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,105 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 5 hours ago, DeadLinesman said: She wants the D. She wants the rent money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Spike said: She wants the rent money. She wants a rent boy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 24, 2021 Author Share Posted April 24, 2021 "A perfect housemate is one who loves to pay rent, forget getting your dick sucked" Bill Burr. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 24, 2021 Author Share Posted April 24, 2021 5 hours ago, Tommy said: Just wait until she really gets to know you. "You're crazy enough and not too crazy" Her to me. Also she's coming over to my current home today. @DeadLinesman may be onto something.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,622 Posted April 24, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: "You're crazy enough and not too crazy" Her to me. Also she's coming over to my current home today. @DeadLinesman may be onto something.... ....any pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 24, 2021 Author Share Posted April 24, 2021 "A gentleman always kisses before telling, never vice versa" Ancient Chinese proverb 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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