Moderator Tommy 12,622 Posted April 24, 2021 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: "A gentleman always kisses before telling, never vice versa" Ancient Chinese proverb Ah yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 12 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: "You're crazy enough and not too crazy" Her to me. Also she's coming over to my current home today. @DeadLinesman may be onto something.... I want a livestream if I’m honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 25, 2021 Author Share Posted April 25, 2021 She's hard to read, but is a psychologist so... Her body language this morning betrayed her feelings I think, but not fucking housemates is the right thing to do. She's gotta work for all this. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Nein means no. It’s not a rating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 25, 2021 Author Share Posted April 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: Nein means no. It’s not a rating. Nein is the amount of pumps before critical mass is reached and we have a spill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 That’s why she calls me the one pump chump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 25, 2021 Author Share Posted April 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: That’s why she calls me the one pump chump Fucking bullshit, I'm 9x better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 (edited) On 25/04/2021 at 21:48, Devil-Dick Willie said: Nein is the amount of pumps before critical mass is reached and we have a spill. Quote That’s why she calls me the one pump chump On 25/04/2021 at 22:35, Devil-Dick Willie said: Fucking bullshit, I'm 9x better than that. Either I've next leveled every one and no one got how fucking genius that was, or I've missed the mark completely with my humor because I'm more proud of this joke than almost any I've made this year. Edited April 27, 2021 by Devil-Dick Willie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,105 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 @Devil-Dick Willie do you cause that punch up at the Yours n Ours festival? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 I didn't go, so maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 15 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Either I've next leveled every one and no one got how fucking genius that was, or I've missed the mark completely with my humor because I'm more proud of this joke than almost any I've made this year. It was clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted April 27, 2021 Author Share Posted April 27, 2021 11 hours ago, Toinho said: It was clever Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 4, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2021 Devil Dick-Willie has found a new home. A home of peace and plenty, and methadone clinics 2 blocks away. A palace fit for a prince. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,362 Posted May 4, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted May 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Devil Dick-Willie has found a new home. A home of peace and plenty, and methadone clinics 2 blocks away. A palace fit for a prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,393 Posted May 4, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 4, 2021 It was an Herculean effort no doubt @Devil-Dick Willie, happy for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Nice house... Not sure how the owner of the house is going to feel though when he finds you parking on his grass for a kip every night... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 4, 2021 Author Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Stan said: It was an Herculean effort no doubt @Devil-Dick Willie, happy for you. Thank you Stanley knife. It's been a bit of a debacle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,362 Posted May 4, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted May 4, 2021 (edited) Down and Out and NOT in Beverly Hills Starring Devil 'The Dick Man' Willie Edited May 4, 2021 by CaaC (John) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 I'm in. all unpacked, new furniture built, fucking KNACKERED. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,362 Posted May 9, 2021 Subscriber Share Posted May 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I'm in. all unpacked, new furniture built, fucking KNACKERED. Have a good drink buddy, you will settle in even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 I had sex with my housemate. Night 2. I'm a fucking idiot sandwich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,622 Posted May 9, 2021 Moderator Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: I had sex with my housemate. Night 2. I'm a fucking idiot sandwich 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 Very funny, but this was a rather silly and easy to avoid mistake, that I'm quite distressed about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,393 Posted May 9, 2021 Administrator Share Posted May 9, 2021 So you're gonna be homeless tomorrow then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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