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Homeless Willies Dick Finds a Home (in his new flat mate)


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6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

"A gentleman always kisses before telling, never vice versa"

Ancient Chinese proverb 

Ah yes. 

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She's hard to read, but is a psychologist so... Her body language this morning betrayed her feelings I think, but not fucking housemates is the right thing to do. She's gotta work for all this. 

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On 25/04/2021 at 21:48, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Nein is the amount of pumps before critical mass is reached and we have a spill. 

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That’s why she calls me the one pump chump 😢

On 25/04/2021 at 22:35, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Fucking bullshit, I'm 9x better than that. 

Either I've next leveled every one and no one got how fucking genius that was, or I've missed the mark completely with my humor because I'm more proud of this joke than almost any I've made this year. 

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15 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

 

Either I've next leveled every one and no one got how fucking genius that was, or I've missed the mark completely with my humor because I'm more proud of this joke than almost any I've made this year. 

It was clever 

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6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Devil Dick-Willie has found a new home. A home of peace and plenty, and methadone clinics 2 blocks away. A palace fit for a prince.  

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2 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

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Nice house... Not sure how the owner of the house is going to feel though when he finds you parking on his grass for a kip every night... 

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6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

I'm in. all unpacked, new furniture built, fucking KNACKERED. 

Have a good drink buddy, you will settle in even better. :hh:

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1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

I had sex with my housemate. Night 2. I'm a fucking idiot sandwich 

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