Everton 0-1 Chelsea - Saturday 6th August, 2022

[Dan+]

This is as horrible a game as I expected.

[Dan+]

What is the record number of corners one side has had in a game? Chelsea could end up having 25 here.

[Danny]

Chelsea crying out for a centre forward

[Spike]

19 minutes ago, Danny said:

Sterling is 100% the type of player Chelsea need, Havertz and Mount at times make them quite placid moving forward. Sterling's speed and directness completely opens up the game for them, not to dissimilar from how he plays for England now

 

1 minute ago, Danny said:

Chelsea crying out for a centre forward

hmmm

[Danny]

I'll be honest not sure I'm seeing that as a pen. Contact yes but has he really done enough to send Chilwell to the floor?

Mina there summing up Everton's last year or so quite well tbh

[Danny]

Just now, Spike said:

 

hmmm

?

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

?

‘Sterling is what they need’

’A CF is what they need’

[RandoEFC+]

Silly from Doucoure and a frustrating way to concede when we haven't really looked in that much trouble.

Trying to play as if we have Calvert-Lewin up front when we have Gordon needs to stop. If we have to go long it should be to McNeil who isn't tiny.

[Bluewolf]

9 minutes ago, Dan said:

What is the record number of corners one side has had in a game? Chelsea could end up having 25 here.

[Danny]

4 minutes ago, Spike said:

‘Sterling is what they need’

’A CF is what they need’

They can need....more than one thing?

[Bluewolf]

Glad we have a goal at least, might open the game up a bit now, been scrappy and frustrating... 

[Spike]

Just now, Danny said:

They can need....more than one thing?

Geez mate, never mind, I was joking around because of the quick fire they need this, no they that.

[Danny]

Just now, Spike said:

Geez mate, never mind, I was joking around because of the quick fire they need this, no they that.

well don't joke, this is a very serious place

[Dan+]

2 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Pahahahahaha. Some things never ever change then.

[Happy Blue]

I see Sterling has been giving them diving lessons  what a soft pen, ref bottled it

[Spike]

1 minute ago, Danny said:

well don't joke, this is a very serious place

It’s hard not to watching this joke of a league.

[True Blue]

Mina has to be one of the biggest cunts ever to play in the league, fucking hate the fucker. We didn't do much in the first half but neither did Everton. Our two worst players on the pitch provided the goal as Ben and Jorgi were terrible with Kai. Sterling looked good but closed down very easily, and Koulibaly is a fucking beast and he should have been on a yellow for almost killing Gordon. We need a second goal to kill the game off as this will be open until the very end. 

[RandoEFC+]

All penalties seem soft nowadays the way players go down. But Doucoure can't really have any complaints putting his arms around an opponent from behind.

[True Blue]

2 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

I see Sterling has been giving them diving lessons  what a soft pen, ref bottled it

I see after all these years you are still trolling badly as ever. Two hands on the player taking him down soft? Yeah sure.

[RandoEFC+]

4 minutes ago, True Blue said:

Mina has to be one of the biggest cunts ever to play in the league, fucking hate the fucker.

Legend. Wish he wasn't always injured. 

[Spike]

3 minutes ago, True Blue said:

I see after all these years you are still trolling badly as ever. Two hands on the player taking him down soft? Yeah sure.

Trolling badly? You quoted him. @Happy Blue wins. 

[True Blue]

Just now, Spike said:

Trolling badly? You quoted him. @Happy Blue wins. 

Touche haha

[MUFC]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

I wonder what moronic nonsense I will hear during the commentary of this game. I’m sure 70 minutes of the game will be devoted to sucking off the new American owners and the other twenty minutes about how Lampard used to play for Chelsea and was also a manager. 

Be prepared for a season long Halaand vs Kane suck off.

[Spike]

‘The Catan, Marc Kookooreller’. Beautiful.

[Stan]

Feel like this is standard Chelsea these days and I'm sure they were similar last season. Let the game fizzle out instead of going for the jugular and finishing the game off. It all seems a bit flat and they're probably fortunate that Everton aren't that good and have no striker.