SirBalon Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Kitchen Sales said: Into the big... (I can't think of anything more fitting than SirBalon being unable to keep his post within 3 words ) Dark smelly hole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 A three word story: By TF365 Quote "Stick this in you fucking idiot. It doesn't stink!" But the burn in Brian's pants is too much for his dysentery. He's screaming now, while he pisses blood into Toinho's Japanese love boat covered in shit. Like Stan's langot, it smelt good. Like Cannabis' girl, who isn't cheating but humps Blue, and is dissapointed by this thread. Rab was there eating a pickle. Lock this thread or slap Happy Blue. "I'll Cut you!" Said Any O'Brien grabbing his fourth arm under his skirt, with his camera set to film, zooming in alot at Stan's gaping axe wound, before Fusion suddenly appeared. Holding a bloody tampon from SirBalon with bite marks from Luis Suarez and pubic hair, which he chewed. While Blue watched touching his little Devil Dick Willie. While eating a Devil Dick Willie. While tickling a scrotum belonging to Devil Dick Willie. While Teso dos Bichos miraculously rejects a taco and instead prefers rimming out rab's hairy scottish arsehole. While washing his dirty mexican peanut. While Dickie struggles to catch up, he decides to touch the wenis of SirBalon and smells the lovely blooming lilacs. Until suddenly, a Hurrican came and SirBalon had a mare tonight because he injected his viagra into his.... "Stop! Hammer time". Yelled Stan reaching climax, after he finished his curry. And then he shat all over the fancy restaurant, covering everyone in pictures of nudge. To which Berserker smelled his pants. Well this failed, he thought until, it actually failed. I give up. Insert more coins into the big dark smell hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cicero said: A three word story: By TF365 While Blue watched touching his little Devil Dick Willie. While eating a Devil Dick Willie. While tickling a scrotum belonging to Devil Dick Willie. While Teso dos Bichos miraculously rejects a taco and instead prefers rimming out rab's hairy scottish arsehole. While washing his dirty mexican peanut. That had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 24, 2018 Administrator Share Posted January 24, 2018 Quote While Teso dos Bichos miraculously rejects a taco and instead prefers rimming out rab's hairy scottish arsehole. While washing his dirty mexican peanut. that line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Have to admit it got me a little teary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 You know what they say, put a million monkeys in front of typewriters and eventually they'll write shakespeare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 The whole thing is full of genitalia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 So many questions too. Turned out to be a great unsolved mystery! Who bummed Blue at the start that led him to have diarreah? And why was Cannabis' wife hummping him whilst Rab was watching eating a pickle? Where did Fusion come from and why did he have a bloody tampon? Why was Blue watching while simultaneously touching his penis, eating a penis, and tickling the scrotum of Devil Dick Willie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Cicero said: So many questions too. Turned out to be a great unsolved mystery! Who bummed Blue at the start that led him to have diarreah? And why was Cannabis' wife hummping him whilst Rab was watching eating a pickle? Where did Fusion come from and why did he have a bloody tampon? Why was Blue watching while simultaneously touching his penis, eating a penis, and tickling the scrotum of Devil Dick Willie? I Guess we have to start a new one to find the answers? So why did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cannabis said: @FOYM feel up Teso Dos Bichos, just before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 @Blue praised Peru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 24, 2018 Administrator Share Posted January 24, 2018 And then I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stan said: And then I Gloriously sucked off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 A sexy llama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 That @Blue abused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 24, 2018 Administrator Share Posted January 24, 2018 and then I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 scratched @Berserker's nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 And @SirBalon became Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 wet with excitement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Which made @True Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, Berserker said: Which made @True Blue Bite into a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 old, soggy, wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 ...oh no this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Is actually the limp dick of @Blue which made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 stop fucking tagging me in this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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