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Posted
1 minute ago, Panflute said:

Give me back my grandfather's bike. :ph34r:

 

To be fair the bikes I owned so far could have been your grandfathers! But things are about to change. Ordered that bike I posted here yesterday! Three monthly installments to pay it off. Hopefully it won't be stolen until then. 

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Just now, Tsubasa said:

 

To be fair the bikes I owned so far could have been your grandfathers! But things are about to change. Ordered that bike I posted here yesterday! Three monthly installments to pay it off. Hopefully it won't be stolen until then. 

Looking forward to buying your bike for €20 off an Amsterdam junkie. :ph34r:

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5 minutes ago, Panflute said:

Looking forward to buying your bike for €20 off an Amsterdam junkie. :ph34r:

 

:D Seriously, this will be the first bike where I'll pay some serious cash. I'll never let it out of my sight. I'll take it to bed with me. 

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2 minutes ago, Tsubasa said:

 

:D Seriously, this will be the first bike where I'll pay some serious cash. I'll never let it out of my sight. I'll take it to bed with me. 

Just don't forget to use protection!

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Posted
1 minute ago, nudge said:

Just don't forget to use protection!

No worries. I think the bike I ordered is Asexual anyway. 

Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, nudge said:

Just don't forget to use protection!

Well, you say that...

(summary: he talks with his bikes, names them, and has sex with them)

"If I sit on bike, and I only think about bike, eventually I cum."

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5 minutes ago, Panflute said:

Well, you say that...

(summary: he talks with his bikes, names them, and has sex with them)

"If I sit on bike, and I only think about bike, eventually I cum."

Well he's dutch, so I thought it's a given? 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, nudge said:

Well he's dutch, so I thought it's a given? 

As a part German, you are not allowed to accuse other nations of having peculiar sexual kinks. :219_fisherman_fishing_at_a_lake:

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11 minutes ago, Panflute said:

Well, you say that...

(summary: he talks with his bikes, names them, and has sex with them)

"If I sit on bike, and I only think about bike, eventually I cum."

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Panflute said:

As a part German, you are not allowed to accuse other nations of having peculiar sexual kinks. :219_fisherman_fishing_at_a_lake:

Accuse? I was celebrating it :ph34r:

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Off to the sea until Saturday. I'll check in with my phone from time to time, maybe, or maybe not. Anyway, see ya :bye:

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