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was that Borat talking to Ericsson at the end?

Gasly taking the piss out of Alonso "Now we can fight"

Here we go

The mechanic seems to be doing better!

Failing to upgrade our wingbacks, in a system where we are heavily dependent on them, and buying average players is the most damaging. No one was complaining about Morata before his injury against City

The Granary is full my lord

Vettel organised a private jet for the mechanic in order to make sure he will travel back to Italy at the optimal time.

Totally agree with everything in that and that's something I throw at him too as there have also been other people in the Motorsport world with the same issues. It's something he has to sort out because that's not the way to go and under that criticism I agree. But that's not being dirty! He was dirty today though and why I said I hope he is punished accordingly. Thanks for the accent

I hope, if any of my fellow Chelsea fans still held a hope our manager is the real McCoy, todays game\selection\tactics should have painted as clear a picture to leave us all without any doubt he is a FUCKING WANKER. As we understand it, the one player we can be sure was his selection, on his list of 3 players he asked for, Morata, is probably as bad as we have ever signed. So the managers claptrap about not getting the players he wanted, must make us think we dodged a bullet or two as we maybe saddled with more duds. In saying that, I always say those who come from abroad get a season. However, Morata really looks bad leading the line. It dont help him he is replacing the bloke who was brilliant at his job. We sure miss him.

If it wasn’t enough that he’s one of the greatest centre-backs in the history of the game, Carles Puyol was also the ultimate gentleman and a no nonsense guy...

Or just put firemen? What next, we have to say "wo" and not "women" or "woman"? I don't see the big deal in whether fireman or firefighter was said.

Sorry @Berserker mate... a Napoli fan just sent me this via Whatsapp.

In Britain when you take a shit in the toilet it makes its way to a sewage treatment plant where it goes through a complex process to be turned into fertilizer. When you are in the countryside and can smell poo it is not cows, it is actually human poo that has been spread on crops. Enjoy your sunday lunch veg guys.