Ingenious 25 step Brexit master plan leaked:
Shout "Project fear!".
Point out that Soros is a jewish billionaire and a foreigner.
Mention "Fish" and "Sovereignty". Don't mention that the UK will no longer be a rule maker, but remain a rule taker, if it wants frictionless access to the EU single market after Brexit.
Pretend that Britain can simply unilaterally decide whether it wants to respect the Good Friday Agreement or not.
"Death to the traitors!"
>It's the will of the people to become poorer. They voted for it.
"Brexit means Brexit!"
Blame the EU, although you pretended that Britain would have all the leverage in the negotiations during the referendum("Easiest trade deal in history").
"We need to get on with it."
"I'm not gonna let some unelected bureaucrats from Brussels run my life." Don't mention that civil servants are unelected bureaucrats.
Blame migrants.
Pretend that not leaving the EU in order to prevent a downfall of the British economy means the end of democracy, because "muh referendum". Don't mention though that the UK is a parliamentry constitutional monarchy in which referendi are merely advisory by nature or that Vote leave cheated.
Did you mention that George Soros is jewish yet?
Point out that the EU - aka "the fourth Reich" - is run by G*rmany entirely and only seeks to create a NWO.
"Look at G*rmany and all the countries it has to bail out and how the EU is forcing Germany to take all those rapefugees. The EU is destroying G*rmany. The UK needs to leave if it wants to evade a similar fate."
"The EU army is gonna come and force you to take all refugees."
Never ever show anyone this David Davis quote.
Blame remainers.
"Theresa May needs to be tougher with Brussels". Don't mention that she has basically no leverage.
Select a chief negotiator who believes that you can make individual trade deals with EU member states.
"I knew all along it would harm our economy for decades. But at some undefined point in the future it's going to be really great!"
>BMW, Jaguar, Land Rover, Siemens, Toyota, Nissan, Hyundai, the IFS, the NHS, the WTO, the IMF, the civil servants who were involved in "The Exiting the EU Committee" report, the Grimsby Fish Merchant's Association and the majority of experts are in cahoots with Brussels.
"Freeeeedom!"
"We're just gonna join nafta!" Don't mention that Trump - a president known his revival of national chauvinism and his "America first" policy - wants to get rid of nafta. Also don't mention that all major automotive manufacturers have plants inside the current nafta region already and that by joining nafta they could move all their plants from the UK to a EU member state without losing access to any of their current markets.
Sign a bill which allows the government to finalise a Brexit deal or the decision to leave without a deal - no matter how bad it will be - without the parliament.
Btw how does Liam 'easiest trade deal in history' Fox still have a job?