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Had the Grandkids over to stay last night and got woken up by Mia crying at 4:30am.... 10 minutes after waking everyone in the whole house up she is like...

You shouldn’t throat dirty cocks when you are out on the town. STDs can be transmitted that way

Found this picture on reddit, and I thought it's too great not to share. Little Georgie boy chatting up the ladies, while Alex is getting groped by some guy or something on the right.

And it's a great "dad joke" to take a picture of it and telling your friends "huheuheu, I've got Corona."

Read the Liverpool v Watford thread.

You'll also need this

I wonder if they will allow me to board the plane wearing one of these on Thurs?

Spain's up to about 45 now. " Los 45 positivos por coronavirus confirmados en España en estos momentos se distribuyen de la siguiente manera: 10 en la Comunidad Valenciana, 10 en la Comunidad de Madrid, 8 en Andalucía, 6 en Cataluña, 5 en Canarias, 3 en el País Vasco, 2 en Castilla y León y 1 en Baleares." Edit: In fact, make that 48 now. It's rising quite quickly there now:- "El periodista de TVE Ferrán Garrido informa de tres nuevos casos de coronavirus en la Comunidad Valenciana. Por tanto, el número de contagios activos en España se eleva a 48 personas, diez de ellos confirmados en las últimas horas: tres en la Comunidad Valenciana, tres en Madrid, dos en Cataluña, uno en Baleares y uno en el País Vasco." I can see my trip going wrong somehow, either via there being cancelled flights(if Catalunya becomes infected on a similar scale to parts of Italy, which hopefully won't be the case) or banning public events(i.e football games), something is going to fuck up due to this, I can sense it.

Midnight's update for international cases outside of mainland China in the last 24 hours (00:00 to 24:00 CET Feb 28): 1070 new cases and 18 deaths: South Korea - 571 new cases and 3 deaths; Italy - 234 new cases and 4 deaths; Iran - 143 new cases and 8 deaths; Japan - 35 new cases and 1 death; France - 19 new cases; Spain - 11 new cases; Germany - 6 new cases; Bahrain, Switzerland - 5 new cases each; UK, Sweden, Israel - 4 new cases each; USA, Malaysia, Austria - 3 new cases each; Taiwan, Canada, Kuwait, Croatia, Norway, Romania, Mexico - 2 new cases each; Thailand, Australia, Finland, Iraq, Greece, Georgia, Denmark, Netherlands, Nigeria, Lithuania, New Zealand, Belarus, Azerbaijan, Iceland, Monaco - 1 new case each. 2 former passengers of the Diamond Princess cruise ship also passed away (a Japanese woman and a British man). Eight countries reported their first ever cases today (Nigeria, Lithuania, New Zealand, Belarus, Mexico, Azerbaijan, Iceland, Monaco). Current total: 5346 cases and 88 deaths in 60 countries.

@DeadLinesman

I appreciate the comment. I'm gonna run my website doing scout reports on there for now and see if anyone finds me. I have a few friends scouting for European clubs like Brentford and Fylde so perhaps I can take a step up there soon even if it means I won't have much power.

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2020/02/24/cheetah-cubs-born-columbus-zoo-in-vitro-fertilization-mh-orig.cnn/video/playlists/atv-trending-videos/ They managed to use invitro fert to help aid in the birth of two cheetah cubs. This will certainly help their dwindling numbers in Africa.

Motherfucker, i'll take half your virgins for this!

Not pleasant, that. Had my tonsils out about 5 years ago and (up until last week) haven't had any of the same kind of tonsil-related or glandular illness.

Also possible, theoretically it could be latent and virtually undetectable; similar to HIV or Herpes. It's just one more thing that we really don't know about the virus at the moment.