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https://voca.ro/1lOuhuTgVShp Tired but I doubt I’m as Aussie sounding as that Dick fella!

But here is my list.

A Hungarian woman gave me a haircut on the Sunny Coast and my hair was long shoulder length, but I had enough of it. So she cuts it and it looks short and I'm like whatever DILIGAF get back to the flat and have a shower, wash the hair, get out and dry it. It's a fucking Bono mullet

He hit him with the Canadian haymaker he called him 'bud'. No recovery from that

A coup attempt as brazen and baseless as ever with a violent attack on the capital building in an attempt to subvert the peaceful transfer of power and subvert democracy is a political smear attempt? thats how far gone you really are bud. I guess Fox told you it was compared to 911 If you want facts watch the hearing. Its there for people like you that dont like facts, like to ignore facts and watch Fox News where there are no facts, only opinions disguised as such. You can keep on living in a different world and Im sure nothing can be said to pull your head out of the sand you've buried it in but I wish you luck. This is part of the bigger problem where it seems facts matter less and less everyday. Fox shares its part in all this, The orangutan himself is guilty of this. Just keep lieing and spreading bullshit on a daily and hourly basis and the fact checkers cant keep up, theyve already moved onto the next outlandish baseless claim. Fox and the retrumplicans are great at distraction tactics. When confronted with facts they point look over there, look at this etc it doesnt change any facts but it distracts and thats all that matters. You did it exactly like that with the Chris Hayes clip for example. You cannot refute anything he said because its fact based, what do you do? you attack him and his integrity or you attack MSNBC and or both because thats what your accustom to. In reality that has 0 bearing on the facts he brings forward but its instantly dismissed. "Fake news" was a genious blanket phrase used by the orangatuan much like his campaign slogan even though theres 0 fact based in either his base lapped that shit up.

@Toinho @Devil-Dick Willie My impression of gen z seppos https://vocaroo.com/1n2ea5qeNxRK

Are you me? I just read the exact same story before login onto the forum a minute ago

I knew you were a true blue bloody ripper

Listened to both of you and you sound like fair dinkum Aussies I tried recording myself but it's not working on this small laptop so I will try it on my other laptop which is bigger when I have time. My accent is a funny one as when I first came back from Australia in 1972 I had a fair dinkum Aussie accent but living back in the UK since then and working in England off and on over the years and then settling in Scotland my accent now is a funny one and people often ask where I am from as they cant work my accent out. I tend to speak Scottish when speaking to Scots people then English if speaking to the latter, yet when I speak to an Aussie the little bit of the fair dinkum bit comes out in me.

Okay, that’s super Aussie.

Definitely a better list. We need a list of most Aussie though, think it’s you and DDW then miles away the rest of us haha

I listened to my voice after yours to compare it and I sound fake. I hate hearing my voice recording

I'm brown so it rules me out

@MUFC Can you account for your whereabouts on the following dates??? Police are hunting a man accused of approaching several girls, removing their shoes and sniffing their feet in an act of fetishism. Five incidents have been reported over the last five months near Bristol and Gloucester. Avon and Somerset Police has since issued an e-fit of what the man from the Bristol incidents is thought to look like. The reported incidents in the two areas are as follows: Churchdown, near Gloucester, on November 21, 2021 Yate, near Bristol, on January 14, 2022 Yate, near Bristol, on March 21, 2022 Chipping Sodbury, near Bristol, on May 26, 2022 Churchdown, near Gloucester, on May 27, 2022 It is not known whether the same man is responsible for all five incidents or they are unrelated. Foot fetishist attacking girls and pulling off their shoes to sniff their feet (msn.com)

It's so funny, because the libs stacked the ABC (our public broadcaster) with its Sky cronies, and then they defunded it. But because it still has to meet a criteria of acceptable reporting standards, all Australia's right wingers hate it and call it a leftie platform hahahaha.

If you think I speak slow, you should hear my uncle. His has a deep voice like mine but he talks in a slick Matthew McConaughey style, the ladies love it.

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CNN might be biased but Fox genuinely just has people on spouting demonstrably incorrect lies and conspiracy theories on a daily basis. Smaller, "independent" news sources tend to be started up and funded by dodgy "think tanks" and dark money from well-off people with vested political interests. It's incredibly difficult to tell which ones are actually reliable (not many) regardless of what agenda they pursue. At least the "big" news sources (apart from Fox these days apparently) can't afford to just make up biased shite all the time because they have to retain some reputation as brokers of actual news. Start going too biased and pandering to the fringes of the far left or far right just loses you your reputation and the sensible middle ground majority who watch for actual news and make up the majority of the viewership. You see in the US what would happen in the UK if capitalism got ramped up even further and the whole media started off from a relatively blank slate like you've had in the US. We're incredibly lucky to have some public service broadcasting in the BBC. You can tell by the way their reporting is hated by the far right and far left alike that the people working there make fact-based reporting their top priority and don't have an editorial process that's almost entirely driven by the extreme, rabid minorities at either end of the political spectrum who can't look at anything in the world without applying their preconceived political filters to it. Whichever country it is though, it really is sick how the media is weaponised to varying extents to influence the public in their views and opinions. You have to work really fucking hard to just get access to cold, hard facts and make up your own mind.

Do you have a mullet moustache combo?

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