MUFC Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted January 27, 2020 Moderator Share Posted January 27, 2020 Just now, MUFC said: This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. You starring and trying to smell her feet probably didn't help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted January 27, 2020 Author Share Posted January 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Tommy said: You starring and trying to smell her feet probably didn't help. She took that the wrong way to. I just like to be on my hands and feet when speaking to women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 27, 2020 Administrator Share Posted January 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, MUFC said: She took that the wrong way to. I just like to be on my hands and feet when speaking to women. Or on theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cicero Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 I see you are drinking skim milk. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could drink 2% if you wanted to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 8 hours ago, MUFC said: This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. Shit pick up line mate. Women may like assertive men but that is another level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 On 27/01/2020 at 12:33, MUFC said: This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. You mean irate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Whiskey said: You mean irate? No, plot twist. It was a hooker, he wanted her to touch his junk and she upped the charge, because that's gonna cost him more than a foot sniffing session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 I met this girl a few years ago. We were talking online and I asked about when she dumped her ex. I think she thought I asked her about taking a dump on her ex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 We used to have a woman work for us who was rather large. She was more than happy to say some quite savage things to guys so I thought, fair enough she can handle banter. So when she burst out saying she'd lost weight one week, I joked "Bit like chucking a deckchair off the Titanic though, innit". Did not go down well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted March 14, 2021 Administrator Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Lucas said: We used to have a woman work for us who was rather large. She was more than happy to say some quite savage things to guys so I thought, fair enough she can handle banter. So when she burst out saying she'd lost weight one week, I joked "Bit like chucking a deckchair off the Titanic though, innit". Did not go down well. Superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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