MUFC Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life.
Moderator Tommy Posted January 27, 2020 Moderator Posted January 27, 2020 Just now, MUFC said: This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. You starring and trying to smell her feet probably didn't help.
MUFC Posted January 27, 2020 Author Posted January 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Tommy said: You starring and trying to smell her feet probably didn't help. She took that the wrong way to. I just like to be on my hands and feet when speaking to women.
Administrator Stan Posted January 27, 2020 Administrator Posted January 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, MUFC said: She took that the wrong way to. I just like to be on my hands and feet when speaking to women. Or on theirs.
Cicero Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 I see you are drinking skim milk. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could drink 2% if you wanted to.
Harry Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 8 hours ago, MUFC said: This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. Shit pick up line mate. Women may like assertive men but that is another level.
Whiskey Posted March 13, 2021 Posted March 13, 2021 On 27/01/2020 at 12:33, MUFC said: This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. You mean irate?
Devil-Dick Willie Posted March 13, 2021 Posted March 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Whiskey said: You mean irate? No, plot twist. It was a hooker, he wanted her to touch his junk and she upped the charge, because that's gonna cost him more than a foot sniffing session.
Guest Posted March 14, 2021 Posted March 14, 2021 I met this girl a few years ago. We were talking online and I asked about when she dumped her ex. I think she thought I asked her about taking a dump on her ex
Lucas Posted March 14, 2021 Posted March 14, 2021 We used to have a woman work for us who was rather large. She was more than happy to say some quite savage things to guys so I thought, fair enough she can handle banter. So when she burst out saying she'd lost weight one week, I joked "Bit like chucking a deckchair off the Titanic though, innit". Did not go down well.
Administrator Stan Posted March 14, 2021 Administrator Posted March 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Lucas said: We used to have a woman work for us who was rather large. She was more than happy to say some quite savage things to guys so I thought, fair enough she can handle banter. So when she burst out saying she'd lost weight one week, I joked "Bit like chucking a deckchair off the Titanic though, innit". Did not go down well. Superb
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