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This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? 

Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. 

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Just now, MUFC said:

This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? 

Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. 

You starring and trying to smell her feet probably didn't help. 

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8 hours ago, MUFC said:

This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? 

Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. 

Shit pick up line mate. Women may like assertive men but that is another level.

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On 27/01/2020 at 12:33, MUFC said:

This happens in life. Once I was talking to a female in her 30s. After hoping something would go well I said "touch wood". She went a bit high rate thinking I meant something else in a rude manner. I explained to her and was thinking you've never heard that saying? 

Maybe she's lived in a cave or lived a sheltered-life. 

You mean irate?

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I met this girl a few years ago. We were talking online and I asked about when she dumped her ex. I think she thought I asked her about taking a dump on her ex 

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We used to have a woman work for us who was rather large. She was more than happy to say some quite savage things to guys so I thought, fair enough she can handle banter.

So when she burst out saying she'd lost weight one week, I joked "Bit like chucking a deckchair off the Titanic though, innit".

Did not go down well. 

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1 minute ago, Lucas said:

We used to have a woman work for us who was rather large. She was more than happy to say some quite savage things to guys so I thought, fair enough she can handle banter.

So when she burst out saying she'd lost weight one week, I joked "Bit like chucking a deckchair off the Titanic though, innit".

Did not go down well. 

Superb xD 

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