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Just now, DeadLinesman said:

Typical Collingwood players.

I'm from Queensland so you may as well be making a joke about a semi-professional Nigerian table tennis league.

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1 minute ago, Spike said:

I'm from Queensland so you may as well be making a joke about a semi-professional Nigerian table tennis league.

Brisbane Lions then swooping on you. xD

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19 minutes ago, nudge said:

Well deserved, to be honest :P We once saved a baby swan who was tangled in a fishing line some cunts left at the lake, it was caught around both feet/wing and couldn't swim, was panicking and barely breathing, it was heartbreaking. Two of us had to hold the mum while the others were cutting the line and getting the little fella free. 

It was actually caught on some discarded line, which caught on my line, so I actually did the little bastard a favour ;)

 

But you are right, idiots who leave discarded line give angling a bad name. I've had to untangle a few ducks before. 

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Just now, Dr. Gonzo said:

Not a lot of fat girl jokes been made despite the title of the thread. I’m actually sort of surprised by that.

I feel proud and also disappointed by that

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Just now, CaaC (John) said:

Nah, Aussie Rules buddy  download.png.1d9a86bd6d879932e35a6e5f60714c5e.png

Ah, Victorian Rules. Never heard of em, surely you mean Brisbane Roar FC?

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16 minutes ago, Spike said:

I'm from Queensland so you may as well be making a joke about a semi-professional Nigerian table tennis league.

Well aren’t you just full of the joys of spring.

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6 minutes ago, Spike said:

Ah, Victorian Rules. Never heard of em, surely you mean Brisbane Roar FC?

Only 9 teams from Victoria in AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL :D

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12 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Not a lot of fat girl jokes been made despite the title of the thread. I’m actually sort of surprised by that.

@Spike did mention his mum to be fair :ph34r:

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14 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

Well aren’t you just full of the joys of spring.

It's Autumn in half of the world and Liverpool won the league 

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4 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

Only 9 teams from Victoria in AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL :D

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Western Bulldogs are in Footscray. So 10 out of 19 teams are from one city.

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2 minutes ago, Spike said:

Western Bulldogs are in Footscray. So 10 out of 19 teams are from one city.

Ahh my whoops, they changed their names I gather years ago, they were just plain Footscray, their ground then was near an abattoir when I was out there and watching them play at home against the blues and it smelt to the high heavens.  

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3 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

Ahh my whoops, they changed their names I gather years ago, they were just plain Footscray, their ground then was near an abattoir when I was out there and watching them play at home against the blues and it smelt to the high heavens.  

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I'm a city boy, so I don't encounter cows in the wild that much. So no. I haven't. 

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I have only ever been chased by a dog. I ended up climbing a building's boundary wall. Within minutes he called in reinforcements. I sat there for almost an hour,  until a passerby shooed them away.

Never been chased by a cow.  They are gentle beasts.  You pet them on their heads and feed them.  They are a good bunch. 

Now bulls -  they are a different breed. They are the ones,  you shouldn't mess with. 

One of my school teachers was tossed to the side by a Bull. My teacher ended up needing multiple surgeries to repair his spine. 

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On 29/06/2020 at 03:03, CaaC (John) said:

Only 9 teams from Victoria in AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL :D

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Not to mention Brisbane and Sydney started in Victoria, didn’t they? Fitzroy and South Melbourne?

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Aye, the Brisbane Lions were Fitzroy in Victoria and the Sydney Swans were Sth. Melbourne in Victoria, the Swans ground was at Albert Park which is now an F1 racing circuit I believe, I went to that ground many a time when Sth Melbourne played my Carlton at home and watched one of the greats of Aussie rules football, the Swans Bobby Skilton.

F1 circuit now, and Lakeside Stadium - Albert Park then years ago.

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