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Posted
19 minutes ago, Spike said:

'she said hello me, she must want fuck'

It's a very real thing sometimes man. Review your behavior post such situations ( but don't over analyze, just ensure you weren't creepy/flirty) and focus on other aspects of your life! 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Mel81x said:

I came in here thinking we were going to start a competitor site to mumsnet. Imagine my disappointment.

Well, it's not too late. 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Cazza said:

No.... ?

So no it's not a euphemism, but also you're not sure if you do not think it's a euphemism. Thank God that's clear. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, nudge said:

And in case that doesn't work out, there's always other planets for potential relationships. I'd recommend Neptunian ones, personally. 

 

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Posted
Just now, Cazza said:

I'm totally confused now.... English MoFo do you speak it.... ? ;)

If you need help, you only have to ask

Posted
6 minutes ago, nudge said:

And in case that doesn't work out, there's always other planets for potential relationships. I'd recommend Neptunian ones, personally. 

This is fantastic xD

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Posted
Just now, Cazza said:

I'm asking....

Given the amount of sexual references in many of your posts, I can well believe it. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Cazza said:

I remember single life, insane glowups, seriously short skirts and dresses, low cut tops and hours getting it all ready.... Only for a bloke to say, you look okay!!!

Dam!!!!

This sounds like a lot of married folks I know too. 

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Posted
42 minutes ago, Batard said:

You can't bloody win. Praise a woman and you're a creep. Play it cool and it's not good enough.

 

Every woman loves a compliment. Just don't make it over the top and uncomfortable. 

Posted
21 minutes ago, Cazza said:

If we took a poll of the last time everyone had sex.... I think I would bottom of the ladder.

How long ago was it you had sex then?

I'm pretty certain there will be single people on here who've not had it in ages.

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Cazza said:

Would you ask the men.... ?

If one of them posted what you posted I think I'd have asked for a laugh yeah. 

But seen as you're attempting to make me seem a creep I think I will pass up commenting in future, maybe talk less about wet pussy's etc..

That way people might be less confused about your boundaries. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Cazza said:

I'm only having a laugh, the wet pussy thing was a good entendre as the cat was in the water and was dominating those people on the beach so in many ways could it be interpreted but yet many here took it the other way than what it actually was.... It was funny for me. 

Your question was above board but I just felt others maybe insulted by my answer or follow it up, to answer it fairly, it has been three months.

You're not a creep and neither is anyone here but it's fun watching everyone skirt past or indirectly ask a question or answer one. 

There was a creep and he's gone.... I feel everyone on here is as cool as fuck! 

Consider us friends again. 

I won't ask silly questions again as long as you don't try and make me look a creep. 

Because I'm not. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Cazza said:

If we took a poll of the last time everyone had sex.... I think I would bottom of the ladder.

If you've had sex since July last year, you're not bottom of the ladder

Posted
11 minutes ago, Batard said:

If you've had sex since July last year, you're not bottom of the ladder

That's basically a virgin again. 

 

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Batard said:

Pregnancy complications fella

Yes but I'm pretty certain she will be facilitating by other methods, if this was the case then it isn't July last year. 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Devil said:

Yes but I'm pretty certain she will be facilitating by other methods, if this was the case then it isn't July last year. 

@Batard self-facilitates.

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