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7 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

So they have just announced that's illegal to have sex with someone that does not live in your household in the UK from today... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/01/sex-someone-dont-live-illegal-today-12785637/

What am I supposed to do now??? 

Where there is a will there is a way, Just ask Del Boy Trotter xD

 

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23 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

So they have just announced that's illegal to have sex with someone that does not live in your household in the UK from today... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/01/sex-someone-dont-live-illegal-today-12785637/

What am I supposed to do now??? 

What if they wank me off wearing a glove and mask?

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2 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

What if they wank me off wearing a glove and mask?

I am just guessing but assume that they wear the glove and you are made to wear the mask as it's probably the only way they can get through the whole ordeal?? 

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39 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

So they have just announced that's illegal to have sex with someone that does not live in your household in the UK from today... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/01/sex-someone-dont-live-illegal-today-12785637/

What am I supposed to do now??? 

But you can have sex perhaps in your garden or in park with up to 5 people :D 

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3 minutes ago, Azeem said:

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Genuine question will they die ?

They have been gone for about 5 years now but with modern technology and some expert photoshopping skills and highly paid actors for public functions or running people over the myth survives.. 

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38 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

Some people really need to get a grip on their emotions... This is just like the woman a while back with her dog off the lead.. 

I don't know what's going on or why she is there but all seems totally ott from her.. and what is this new trend of calling women 'Karens' xD

https://9gag.com/gag/ayeDpPy

Get with the times, Karen!

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17 minutes ago, Deco said:

I know I haven't been a member of the forum for long nor have I really engaged too much. But yesterday was a very happy day for me as I received my final grades for my degree. I've got a place on a Masters degree with a scholarship too, plus I got a solid first in my dissertation. Absolutely buzzing!

Congratulations! :) what's your degree in? 

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19 minutes ago, Deco said:

I know I haven't been a member of the forum for long nor have I really engaged too much. But yesterday was a very happy day for me as I received my final grades for my degree. I've got a place on a Masters degree with a scholarship too, plus I got a solid first in my dissertation. Absolutely buzzing!

Well done!

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