Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 This can spawn a very interesting debate. For me it's an easy choice, the bear. Hippos kill rate speaks for itself. Crocodiles always attack when you get close. Tigers I am not sure about, but I know that bears barring Polar Bears don't attack you unless they are very hungry or with their cubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,625 Posted December 28, 2023 Moderator Share Posted December 28, 2023 Is that a brown bear or a grizzly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 28, 2023 Author Share Posted December 28, 2023 Just now, Tommy said: Is that a brown bear or a grizzly? That spawned my mind as well - but to be honest they are similar towards humans. The bears that do attack you directly are Polar Bears because humans are the same size as Seals, the animal they prey on. Grizzly's eat Salmon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,625 Posted December 28, 2023 Moderator Share Posted December 28, 2023 Yea, I'll take the bear. Remember: If it's brown, lay down If it's black, fight back If it's white, good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,330 Posted December 28, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted December 28, 2023 I'll need more details. I have to survive 20 minutes WHERE? In their natural habitat? In a room? Just a random encounter in the wilderness? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 28, 2023 Author Share Posted December 28, 2023 1 minute ago, nudge said: I'll need more details. I have to survive 20 minutes WHERE? In their natural habitat? In a room? Just a random encounter in the wilderness? Ask the OP, not me. The only one that is a complete no-go for me are Hippos. Those have a notorious reputation for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,507 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Outside of water then the croc. They always have to stay still after intense movement due to a build up of lactic acid. Do Hippos have the highest rates of killing humans out of the 4 choices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,330 Posted December 28, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted December 28, 2023 Live footage of @MUFC fighting a croc 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,364 Posted December 28, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted December 28, 2023 It would be a croc or hippo for me as long as I am near a big tree and can climb up it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 28, 2023 Author Share Posted December 28, 2023 24 minutes ago, MUFC said: Outside of water then the croc. They always have to stay still after intense movement due to a build up of lactic acid. Do Hippos have the highest rates of killing humans out of the 4 choices? Yes, by far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,401 Posted December 28, 2023 Administrator Share Posted December 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Goku de la Boca said: Crocodiles always attack when you get close. No they don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,197 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Can I bring a laser pointer? If so - the tiger. Otherwise probably the crocodile or the aligator or whatever the fuck that is. Cos I can climb a tree and I doubt they can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,107 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Crocs are fast on land but they have really poor agility, I’m slow with poor agility, so all I have to do is die after thinking I can zig zag a croc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 11 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Can I bring a laser pointer? If so - the tiger. Otherwise probably the crocodile or the aligator or whatever the fuck that is. Cos I can climb a tree and I doubt they can. Hippos most definitely can't climb trees. Bears and Tigers can though. However as I said Hippos are a stupid choice to go with. If you fall from the tree you're done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,197 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 12 hours ago, Goku de la Boca said: Hippos most definitely can't climb trees. Bears and Tigers can though. However as I said Hippos are a stupid choice to go with. If you fall from the tree you're done. Hippos kill more people than any other animal every year, they'd be my last choice. What are we fighting the animals off with? Our fists? If so... uhh I pick living over participating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,364 Posted December 29, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted December 29, 2023 Yikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Hippos kill more people than any other animal every year, they'd be my last choice. What are we fighting the animals off with? Our fists? If so... uhh I pick living over participating. Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,606 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 On 28/12/2023 at 14:05, Tommy said: Remember: If it's brown, go down @MUFC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,507 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 I'd offer to split the money with the animal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,606 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,606 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 (edited) 19 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Hippos kill more people than any other animal every year, they'd be my last choice. What are we fighting the animals off with? Our fists? If so... uhh I pick living over participating. A Tiger would be the worst because if it was to attack you, you wouldn't likely see it first. It would come out of nowhere and attack from behind after stalking you for 20 minutes beforehand. I'd choose the bear, unless it was a polar bear. There is more chance of it leaving you alone. Saying that a Tiger or Croc may only attack when hungry, while a Hippo would kill you just because it thinks you are a cunt. Edited December 30, 2023 by Carnivore Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted December 30, 2023 Author Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Carnivore Chris said: This is precisely my point, most temperate bears won't attack you. The big exception is if they are with their cubs. There are so many videos of people just chilling with bears. It is nowhere near as dangerous as one thinks. Now POLAR BEARS on the other hand, those do attack you because they do not eat Salmon. They eat Seals, which are the same size as humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goku de la Boca 121 Posted January 12 Author Share Posted January 12 See what I mean when I say bears aren't super dangerous? Still need to be wary but they don't attack on sight like other carnivores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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