Kristho's Schland! - Off Topic

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A big pileup in Nürburgring during Touristenfahrt on Monday. 10 vehicles involved, 1 dead, 7 injured, 2 of them seriously  

[Azeem]

 

[Tommy]

31 minutes ago, Khan of TF365 said:

 

No bullshit, straight to the point, as it should be. 

[Eco]

On 09/10/2021 at 03:48, Tommy said:

No bullshit, straight to the point, as it should be. 

A lot of similarities between the German and Russian mentality. Much prefer it to the dance of some countries. 

[Azeem]

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So... Who will be brave and hazard a guess what's for dinner tonight?...  

 

[Azeem]

Eggfishwëstrager

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2 minutes ago, Khan of TF365 said:

Eggfishwëstrager

Not quite 

[CaaC (John)+]

27 minutes ago, nudge said:

So... Who will be brave and hazard a guess what's for dinner tonight?...  

 

Eggs, chopped tomatoes, cucumber, tuna and beetroot?

[nudge]

Just now, CaaC (John) said:

Eggs

Obviously  

1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said:

chopped tomatoes

No.

1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said:

cucumber

No.

1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said:

tuna

No.

1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said:

beetroot

Yes.

 

 

[Tommy]

Pickled Herring?

Cornichons?

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Just now, Tommy said:

Pickled Herring?

Cornichons?

Sigh. Pickled gherkins and rollmops, yes. Those are obvious  

All together it's an actual dish with an actual name though  And you still haven't guessed the main part under the eggs 

[Tommy]

Labskaus? So I guess it's mashed potatoes colured with beet root water/juice? 

[nudge]

2 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Labskaus? So I guess it's mashed potatoes colured with beet root water/juice? 

Yes for the name, not exactly for the rest, but close enough  Corned beef sauteed with some onion, mixed with cooked and roughly crushed potatoes, some chopped beetroot, and some pickle juice for the texture. 

Food of the sailors!   

[Tommy]

7 minutes ago, nudge said:

Yes for the name, not exactly for the rest, but close enough  Corned beef sauteed with some onion, mixed with cooked and roughly crushed potatoes, some chopped beetroot, and some pickle juice for the texture. 

Food of the sailors!   

At least now I know what I should never order.  Although it sounds decent apart from the herring. 

[Stan]

@CaaC (John) what kind of cucumbers do you have in your house mate

[nudge]

Just now, Tommy said:

At least now I know what I should never order.  Although it sounds decent apart from the herring. 

Wait... you don't like herring? 

[Tommy]

2 minutes ago, nudge said:

Wait... you don't like herring? 

I'm VERY picky when it comes to fish. Didn't eat fish at all until 5-6 years ago. 

[nudge]

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

I'm VERY picky when it comes to fish. Didn't eat fish at all until 5-6 years ago. 

I could bathe in pickled herring  I fucking love it. 

[Tommy]

1 minute ago, nudge said:

I could bathe in pickled herring

(minus the last two words. )

[Coma+]

What have I just witnessed here?

[nudge]

Was zum nachdenken.

[Tommy]

24 minutes ago, nudge said:

Was zum nachdenken.

Is there a German version? 

[nudge]

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

Is there a German version? 

 

Wenn in der Früh die Nacht gegen den Tag den Kürzeren zieht

und wenn der erste Sonnenstrahl die letzte Dämmerung erwürgt,

dann wach ich auf in der Künette, in der ich schlaf'!

 

Die Tschuschen kommen und ich muss abhauen, sonst zeigen sie mich an!

Also kriech' ich halt raus und putz mir den Dreck ab, so gut ich kann!

So steh ich auf, in der Künette, in der ich schlaf!

 

Ich hab' mich schon seit zehn Tagen nicht mehr rasiert und nicht mehr gewaschen!

Und ich hab' nichts außer einer Flasche Rum in der Manteltasche!

Die geb' ich mir zum Frühstück und dann bettel ich jemand um eine Zigarette an - und um einen Schilling!

 

Und die Leute kommen mir entgegen, wie eine Mauer kommen sie auf mich zu!

Ich bin der Einzige, der ihr entgegen geht, so kommt es mir vor!

Aber ich reiß' mich zusammen und mach beim ersten Schritt die Augen zu!

 

Es ist doch ganz egal, ob ich arbeite oder nicht, weil für die dünne Klostersuppe genügt's doch auch, wenn ich bete, lasst mich in Ruhe weil heute schütten sie meine Künette zu...

[Tommy]

My city looks very different to what it was 31 years ago. I remember when they started building the big tunnel when I was a kid, to move the traffic away from the riverside. It looks much nicer now!