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Sehr geehrte Frau N., zu Ihrem Wiegenfest wünsche ich Ihnen alles Gute und einen herrlichen Tag im Kreise Ihrer Liebsten!

@nudge and all Star Wars nutters Darth Vader Hot Air Balloon Floats Over British City — and Mark Hamill Loves It In an English city far, far away, a massive hot air balloon shaped like Star Wars villain Darth Vader’s head floated in the air on Thursday. As part of the Bristol International Balloon Fiesta, taking place Aug. 8-11, the Star Wars-themed creation soared over Bristol, where the first-of-its-kind balloon was made, according to a fundraising page. The original Darth Vader was played by actor David Prowse, 84, who was born in Bristol in 1935, so it was fitting to fly the balloon at the Fiesta, the largest ballooning event in Europe, CNN reported. Mark Hamill, a.k.a. Vader’s son Luke Skywalker, celebrated the moment on Twitter. “After a horrible, no good, terrible week, there’s nothing quite like a giant floating #DarthVader balloon to distract from reality & raise your spirits. #ThanksDad,” wrote Hamill, 67. “I think David Prowse would’ve loved that,” one user wrote in response to a photo of the balloon on Twitter. “This is epic!” another user added. The balloon was built by Cameron Balloons and has toured the world and been photographed flying over Australia, the United States, China and Malaysia, but required fundraising to bring the balloon home for the festival. MORE

Guten Tag, lieber Herr H., welche Freude! Sie haben zu meinem Geburtstag an mich gedacht. Haben Sie vielen Dank für Ihre Zeilen. Ich habe, wie Sie mir gewünscht hatten, den Tag sehr genossen und im Kreise lieber Menschen verbracht. Nochmal danke für Ihre Glückwünsche, über die ich mich wirklich sehr gefreut habe. Es grüßt Sie Ihr Frau N.

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Inga. Tu, was ich was ich heute nicht lassen konnte und genieße mehrere alkoholhaltige Erfrischungen. PS. Entschuldige das vertrauliche Duzen, mir ist danach.

You didn't disappoint!

Well at least you'll get a new scar to brag about! Thousands of stories to tell about your heroic deeds

They feel about the same, less blood with man flu though... I got a good boy sticker from the nurse but they don't do lollipops anymore due to the cutbacks which was disappointing... got lucky the way it sliced rather than going deeper if there is such a thing as a good slice when stabbing yourself..

As expected, it's now official! Ömer Toprak signed a contract today Baumann also said in the press conference to expect one or two more players to join the team before the transfer window closes. A fullback who can play on both sides + a midfielder are a priority. Janik Haberer is rumoured to be the midfielder we're trying to sign.

No one is talentless... Everyone is good at something.. just don't let what talent you do have go to waste... don't get bogged down in the negatives and just focus on the positives... getting rid of Facebook and Whatsapp is a good way of ridding yourself of the negatives a far as I am concerned so there is hope for you yet..

Mylady, I hope it is not out of place to offer my sincere wishes for your happy birthday. If I have overstepped, I humbly beg you to forgive me.

Killer track that is.

Hehe, thank you Thomas

@nudge

There you go, mate.

Me and you... @Toinho @Stick With Azeem

There is some funny shit in this... @CaaC (John) & myself at the beginning... think it's @Toinho there on 0:38 and @Stick With Azeem on 1:53... and at 2:32 some bloke being attacked by wasps I reckon... I only dance like that when I want to show the kids up.. Stay off drugs people...

Just got back from the hospital.... was clearing some of the garden weeds this morning round the side of the house and bent down to pull some out of the floor and something stung me and as I pulled my arm back straight on to the open Secateurs and sliced my arm open just above the wrist, the blood starting pissing out and had to hold it over the drain until the missus got a tea towel round it... Had to go and have stitches in, just missed some vital arteries.. the pain is unreal What a pleb...

Yes the weather was so bad here, we even had tornados!