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“My body is poisoned for life!”. Said the Vegan who only stopped eating meat 2 years ago. Get a grip you absolute fucking whopper.

Joel Matip: Liverpool defender was one of Jurgen Klopp's 'best pieces of business' The signing of defender Joel Matip is "one of the best pieces of business" Liverpool have done in the past few years, says Reds boss Jurgen Klopp. The 28-year-old centre-back joined the club on a free in 2016 after his deal with German club Schalke expired. Klopp's signings also include Virgil van Dijk for £75m and goalkeeper Alisson in a deal worth up to £66.8m. "In a world of big transfer fees, to sign a player like Joel Matip on a free transfer is incredible," said Klopp. "It was maybe one of the best pieces of business we did in the last few years." Since 19 January, Cameroon international Matip has partnered Van Dijk in central defence in all but six matches, across all competitions. He is currently being picked ahead of England defender Joe Gomez and Croatia international Dejan Lovren. "Joel was always an incredible talent. He played as an 18-year-old boy for Schalke in the Bundesliga," added Klopp, whose side are top of the Premier League with a 100% record going into Saturday's game at Sheffield United. "It's a strong league and he played there, and was always a standout player, a fixed point in defence. "Yes, he lacked a little bit of consistency - that can happen, especially with his physical stature. "He doesn't always look sensational when he moves. But he grew and developed. "Joel is in a really good moment and long may it continue." https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49854788

Apparently this random bloke keeps photoshopping himself into Kendall Jenners photos...

That's great and all that but you can't even win the 'Champions' League. Ever

I went to donate some blood today but I gave up after all their intense questioning... you know, like who's blood is it, where did it come from etc...

"Bad Blood". Just came across this now on netflix and it seems like my type of series. It's about one of Canada's biggest crime bosses, Vito Rizzuto, and I was impressed by the first episode. Good acting and is based on true events, which always make the gangster genre better. Also looks up your street @Bluewolf, @Teso dos Bichos

@Teso dos Bichos getting shouted at by a wig-wearing @DeadLinesman at Old Trafford.

Did anybody else read the story about the Vegan who was served a pork sausage roll instead of a vegan one by mistake at Greggs?? She is now claiming the incident has left her 'traumatized for life' I must say they do seem to be doing an excellent job of looking like they have just lost their entire incentive for living selfie photo after just one innocent mistake..

Fine then

I think that's the biggest issue surrounding quantum computing right now. Well two big problems, the first being that it has no real-world applications that trump the user of a super-computer which suffices for what it does right now and isn't really something you'd even want quantum computing for. The second being the fact that qubits are highly unstable and to maintain something or create something for observation seems like its only practical use right now. The bigger problem with quantum computing as a science as well is the fact that its all just theoretical and while we'd like to think that most things around us warrant complexity of that nature they really don't just because of how we perceive them to bring some kind of stoical measurement into place. Long story short, your i3, i5, i7, AMD variant would beat the shit out of a quantum processor if you tried to use it for daily tasks which is why its where it is, in theoretical science space.

I don't think so; the one in Kymiring is supposed to be 1.2 km whereas the one in Baku is 2.2 km I believe. Depends if it has subtitles

The Simpsons predicted another thing

Maybe for you but it may have been something to help him get over it. Everybody mourns differently. Geez not many men can open up on how difficult it is being a widower and a single-parent, let alone let people and the public in. If it helps anyone, I'm sure it's job is accomplished. Looking through life with a cynical lens doesn't make your correct or smart. Who are you to question the sincerity and mourning of another person?

Love the top comment . Tammy + Mount = 10 goals United = 9 goals

Just spotted @Grizzly21 whilst I was out...

Edit: Whoops, cock-up, will try again - deleted