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That's the kind of humour 50 year old facebook moms share. Just needs a minion or two.

Expectation vs. Reality

It was one of those little gems that you might normally miss but it was on Channel 4 last year and it was on in the background while I was finishing some work but it caught my attention so much I stopped doing my work and watched the whole thing.. really enjoyed it.. Basically Ricky Baker the young lad is on his last chance with the courts for bad behaviour so they stick him with Sam Neill and his wife in the middle of nowhere hoping he can come good but something happens ( no Spoilers ) and they end up going on the run in the wilderness being pursued by his Social Worker ( Rachel House ) and the authorities the whole time... funny and enjoyable stuff! Would recommend especially as there are no scary bits...

Cheers Geoff.

Mel's cover blown!

Watch it be a blessing in disguise. The Mount/Jorginho/Kovacic midfield was the best thing going for us until Lampard shoe horned Kante when he became fit. Speaking of Michy, needs to be the first to go in my books. Utterly bang average. It’s no surprise his highlights for us were only tap ins against Atletico, Ajax, and West Brom.

Seems Barcelona are about to royally fuck Leganes. How they can get away with this astounding. Surely you call up a youth player? Or change your formation? Absolute fucking joke.

The records in the league only become relevant if you're out of the other two competitions. Give me the trophies any day. I think having something to play for in the league could help in the other two cups though. If the league is wrapped up it doesn't mean we have to rest the whole 11 before a Champions League tie for example

We've set out trying to win every match we play in, with the exception of the aston Villa cup tie and the fa cup replay where we were prepared to just do our best and see what happens. May as well keep it up. There's a lot of potential honours/records still mathematically possible at this stage. In order of decreasing amount of sweetness to me personally... League winners Back to back Champions league winners Fa cup winners Undefeated season Record points total CL finalist Record consecutive wins Perfect home record. 19 from 19

If I were Marega, I’d never play for Porto again. I’d even go as far as refusing to train with the team. The complete lack of support from his teammates was shameful. They should all be ashamed, as should the club itself.

Yes Marega. Fuck the racists.

I just finished it all!

Just been talking to a guy on the phone when sorting my gas/electric bill out, he said his name was Nick so I said I will ask for him if needed next time and he said don't ask for Nick, they call me the Monkey Hanger because I am from Hartlepool and he said check Google and you will find out why... I did. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger

Gentlemen and Nudge, my eldest turns 7 today. Remember when I posted the first scan pics on the old forum . How time flies.

Finished the first season of Ozark tonight. Brilliant stuff.