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Next trip for me is going to be Lisbon @Machado @ASF then onto Andalucía and might aswell end it off in Catalunya since it'd be rude not to. Could be a long while off of course but if a miracle happened, I'd do it in October or sometime. In fact I'd literally be going away right now as that was the plan originally.

Look, it's not my fault I've been single so long I can't get off without seeing a woman get decapitated mid orgasm as a minimum mate.

Hahahahaha get fucked llama boy. Someone uploading a picture of a gun to a website and saying "im gonna kill you over football stuff" isn't a credible threat against your life. He doesn't know where you live, your full name, he probably doesn't even own the gun he sent a picture of hahaha

Stop talking sense, it doesn't work mate.

UK hitting the top of the death charts in Europe despite having the most time to prepare, despite having the most insight into what was to come due to being the last country to get hit, and despite being a fucking island and despite having one of the very best health services in the world, is about as predictable as it gets. What's worse is that we're still posting daily death tolls in the 600s - we're far from done. Nobody's allowed to criticise Boris/Brexit/the Tories it seems these days without being a naive left-wing remoaner Corbynite communist Islamophile self-hating Britain-hating muppet who just needs to get over it and whose shrill bleating is the whole reason the Tories won such a large majority at the last election, but I'm going to simply point out that we (well, you guys, I'm lucky enough to live on an island where the locally elected farmers, shopkeepers and electricians took sensible, proactive and well-communicated steps at the right time to keep this thing relatively under control) as a country voted to double down on this group of charlatans and lo and behold, the first serious challenge faced by the country in the aftermath, while unprecedented, has been absolutely bungled. Then there's SAGE, what an absolute shit show. We're just going to ignore what's happened in all the countries in Europe as this virus has steamrolled towards us from across China, think that we know better than all of them and take a completely different route which fails and gets disproven within a week and decimates public trust in the scientists' competence to guide us through this crisis. The foreign coverage of Britain's handling of this crisis is absolutely damning, and this government is lucky they have an ally across the Atlantic whose ongoing demented episode of Black Mirror makes the rest of the world look intelligent by comparison.

Fiddy Pence....what a character.

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Tbh, I'm just thinking how good that'd be for food really.

Got us to the prem quicker.

I know buddy that's why I put the 4th May below the title, sometimes some people lose track of the situation and might want to read again, I never saw that yesterday.

You lost me at ‘you’re being dumb again’. You just compared road deaths, not accidents. There’s at least 25,000 severe casualties per year resulting in operations, xrays, after care etc, and that pales in comparison to to the 160,000 accidents per year that aren’t serious, yet require treatment of some form and police intervention. But yeah, cling onto that 1700 stat

The Wuhan killa bees. @DeadLinesman called this in Feb..

Just one big cookie now!

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But if EVERYONE thinks ‘fuck it, I’m going out’, traffic is busier, accidents increase, NHS resources become further stretched etc. I’m a massive advocate for mental health having worked in the specialty, but in this case, travel is a factor. You’re at more risk travelling 200 miles for a chippy than within a 5/10 miles radius for groceries. That’s an absolute fact. It’s about the risk factors taken into account during the travel and if everyone thinks fuck it, the risks increase tenfold.

I'm not saying he shouldn't have been suspended or banned. But stop being a huge fucking pussy. If he sent bullets to your house with your name engraved on them, or photos of you eating out somewhere or something, sure, you're a victim and he should go to prison. But theres worlds apart between that and. Hey brian, I'm gonna kill you for talking shit on the internet. Because I don't know exactly where you live i'm gonna nuke all of peru you dog Got my strap right here cunt.

Teso took pictures of his gun and said he's coming after me. Jokingly saying DIAHF is nothing compared to what he did. Fuck off.

Definitely something the makers of LMA Manager 2002 would be proud of.

Marc & Teso. Teso literally threatened to kill another member on the site. Not sure what was unfair about that ban if I do say so myself.

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...or once Barcelona and Messi will become trash, I will become more active. I read a lot of posts here regularly but I am too lazy of posting...

Honestly this might be one of the dumbest arguments I've ever been in. This is similar to "Don't open your windows, you're fading your wall paint unnecessarily" Don't drive far you're more likely to have an accident fuck me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52540266 Fuck sake.

They travelled 100 miles. It's a there and back 200. Unless you stop at a petrol station the outcomes are exactly the same.

DIAHF has always been used jokingly. What Teso had said/done went beyond that I'm afraid. What went on in the end with Cannabis as well was partly a staff decision too, not necessarily that he just left