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Kahn Neuer Lehmann That'd be my order. His sweeper-keeper ability and being good with his feet I imagine.

Good to finally meet you Mr. Kahn, I heard so much about you from your daughter, who is just an amazing woman...

Same, I'd choose Kahn for my imaginary team ahead of Neuer for his ability to scare off the opposition players by just his sheer presence alone

The whole "sweeper keeper" approach to the game, combining traditional goalkeeper and outfield player roles to a certain degree. He might not be the first keeper with that style of play, but he certainly brought it to a completely new level...

Pretty much sums up my thoughts exactly. Ive always had a hard time comparing Kahn and Neuer.

Tim Wiese In all seriousness, I find it very hard to compare Kahn and Neuer. If we're talking about pure goalkeeping only, then I'd say Kahn, as his shot stopping and presence on the pitch were unbelievable. Neuer is the more complete player, who pretty much revolutionised the art of goalkeeping. Lehmann was good but a tier below those two for me.

Least he isn’t crying over a birthday cake.

I notice that they are not prepared to name this bloke either, If that had been anyone else they would have been named and shamed from the off.... getting mighty fucked off with these people thinking the rules don't apply to them and not having anyway to hold them accountable..

Not sure but if you did win and I owned the store I would put them trollies out front you have to put a pound in to use and then move all my booze to the back of the store so it takes you longer to faff about getting there... it would be my only hope of having any stock left

Don't doubt it for a second... If I was a local shop and saw it was you that won it I would be cacking myself....

I'd empty all the whisky shelves...

Agreed, let alone so close to a built up populated area... fucking crazy, watching @Michaels video of it laying waste to everything around it.. like mini nuke going off, worse thing is even if the fire started and they spotted it straight away they would have had no chance of getting out of the blasts way, no chance at all...

@nudge when she wins an 'all you can grab in a minute' trolly dash in her local supermarket... https://9gag.com/gag/aGdyX7z

Imagine having him as your father in law

Was good. Myself, husband and my son watched it.

Yeah - I just watched that on Al Jazeera

A classic.

In the end they missed out,.After negotiating with Freiburg and the keeper for weeks, and all that talk how this deal would be done and dusted in short time, Schalke didn't manage to agree terms with them, and Schwolow joins Hertha BSC instead. Will be interesting to learn whom Schalke sign as their new first choice keeper now, if they sign anybody for this role at all.

Yeah I doubt it too, sorry @Azeem! Hoping for an entertaining series, though. Looking forward to watching Babar Azam up against this England attack. He's hugely talented and one of the best batsmen around these days. Also would be good to see how the younger Pakistani players fare. Shaheen Afridi especially. Shah is quick and is only 17! Seems like Pakistan are regaining some reputation as a Test nation and this series will give them a lot of attention and airtime. Got some talented players coming through and hopefully the test series will be as exciting as the England/West Indies one was.

Just watched: Jurgen Klopp, Germany's greatest import on Channel 4. Great watch if you can get it on catch up!

Japanese private company ispace announced its moon mission for 2022.

Very odd line of argument for me. Is it lazy to say Mane and Salah have had great seasons because of the numbers they've posted? Sometimes a spade is a spade mate. City have had a poor season and their defence has let them down on multiple occasions but De Bruyne has dragged them kicking and screaming to a level of quality that has at least seen them recover to a comfortable 2nd place. What's lazy and wrong is arguing that because Man City haven't won the league, he can't have contributed to their season. By definition, this award is supposed to be based on the output of the individual, not a judgement on what they achieved along with the team around them. Henderson has not been better than De Bruyne this season. Nobody can really objectively look at this season and say Henderson has been the best player in the league. He hasn't even been the best player for his team, Mane has in my opinion. There's a slice of sentimentality behind this award and the people who chose Henderson have done so for other reasons on top of his performances on the pitch, which is fine if that's what the award is going to be for, but I'm not having people pretending that this is the right call based purely on his individual performances on a football pitch.

2750 tonnes...