To lighten the mood, let's discuss the pros of Kane going to Bayern:
1.) Bayern can play a front 3 of: Mane Kane Sane, which is mildly entertaining
2.) If this trio is really good and the social media crowd gives it one of those 3 letter nicknames (like MSN for Messi, Suarez, Neymar)... this presents the opportunity for the KMS front 3, which is also mildly entertaining
C'mon Levy, do it for the mild entertainment.