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Beelzebub

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  1. In the room women come and go

    Talking of Michelangelo

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      Tommy

      Are you okay?

  2. Happy 30th anniversary to Cartoon Network ! big part of my childhood

  3. Make notifications red again !

  4. Simba FC 1-0 Al Ahly, only the second team after Bayern to beat them under new management

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      Stan

      Did they have the lion's share of possession too?

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      Mpache

      Uncultured swine @Stan.

      Haven't you heard that the lion sleeps tonight?

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  5. Should there be a max age limit to vote and to be in power like there is a minimum ?

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      Beelzebub

      Only if you grew mad facial hair

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      Dr. Gonzo

      Isn't that a bit shit for old people who still have perfectly normal cognition?

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      Spike

      It isn't' a concern about cognition but long term planning.

  6. Every joke is a tiny revolution 

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      Eco

      ...or if every revolution just a tiny joke? 

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      Spike

      I'd say that the Islamic Revolution of Iran is a big joke.

  7. Bring back open letters !

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      Dr. Gonzo

      When you say "bring back open letters"... what do you mean?

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      Spike

      An open letter is a technologically limited blogpost.

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      Dr. Gonzo

      @Spike is not wrong there

  8. AC Milan will win the CL in the next 12 years. 

  9. 69th Amendment 

  10. Who will be the next US President that isn't Trump, Biden or Kanye ?

  11. What is this life full of care 

    We have no time to stand and stare 

  12. America is the World's largest gated community, despite US having poked its ass everywhere Americans are criminally uninformed about the outside world. That's it that's the rant

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      Beelzebub

      Average Pakistani knows that Australians aren't Arabs

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      Spike

      Only because they saw Warney deliver some devastating spinners on the tele.

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      Beelzebub

      Yes that is also a point the fact America doesn't play any sport that others also play also makes them uninformed about others

  13. Who will be the next Tanzanian Champion that isn't Simba FC ?

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      Dr. Gonzo

      Rafiki Wanderers

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      Mpache

      In seriousness, Simba are an interesting club. Think Samatta played there before going to TP Mazembe, but they have money for a Tanzanian club don't they? They have a lot of foreigners and it's been like that for a while.

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      Dr. Gonzo

      I didn't even know it was a real club xD

  14. Messi is a bitch try prove me wrong

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      Panna King

      How dare you say that! 

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      Machado

      you're right

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      Berserker

      Messi is your god, pay him respect!

  15. Crows are the gutsiest birds out there !

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      Mel81x

      Also some of the smartest

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      Beelzebub

      They have known to harass eagles and I've personally seen them chase off Kites 4x bigger than them

  16. Who will be the next Spanish Champion that isn't Barcelona, Real or Atletico ?

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      Spike

      Espanyol

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      Berserker

      Sevilla, Valencia, Athletic or some random club if their bought by a Sheik,.

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      Panna King

      I will have to say Barcelona! Messi will score 100 goals! 

  17. AMERICA! 

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      Viva la FCB

      Fuck yeah, saving the mother fucking day yeah. 

  18. I wish corners were as effective in the real game like in FIFA

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      Dr. Gonzo

      I remember playing FM 2006 (or maybe it was 2007, but I think it was 2006) and Sami Hyypia scored something insane like 32 goals off corners for me. He was always good at corners... but fuck... I wish we could have seen something like that in real life.

  19. Dolphins are evil ! 

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      Beelzebub

      For the record Piers Morgan was tongue in cheek when i add :coffee: it means  I'm joking. 

      And dolphins have been known to commit rape in group of a single female for weeks

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      DeadLinesman

      Dan Marino has a lot to answer for.

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      Carnivore Chris

      Along with humans, cats and Otters, dolphins and killer whales are the only animals that kill for fun and not just food.

  20. Cartoon Network > Nickelodeon

  21. Britian, Soviets and now the US couldn't but can China do it on a cold rainy night in Afghanistan ? :what:

  22. I'm a Lesbian in a man's body, there i said it. Accept me for who i am 

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      6666

      Is it true that you lick a fleshlight?

  23. Your mama is so crazy 

    When she walks she takes the psychopath 

  24. Great day for sports two great finals and hopefully the Algeria vs Nigeria semi final would also be a treat 

  25. Egypt bottled on that one international stage that they were consistent in !

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