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Tommy

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  1. Who will be the next Azerbaijani Champion that isn't Qarabağ?

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      Azeem

      Galatasary, since Azerbaijan is basically a vessel state of Turkey they would probably merge with Turkish League soon

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      SirBalon 69

      Barcelona, would win that league so easy!

  2. I just watched a video of Gordon Ramsay putting Mushrooms and Peas into a "Carbonara". I think I'll never recover from that. 

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      Spike

      Deviation from tradition is the reason we aren't still eating charred mamoth leg.

  3. Catch Me If You Can is a Christmas movie. Change my mind. 

  4. I believe in Harvey Dent! 

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      Dr. Gonzo

      I wouldn't believe in him - I've heard he's actually quite two faced

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      Spike

      Quite literally in The Dark Knight Returns.

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      Cicero

      It's not about what's right it's about what's FAIR!

  5. ASMR's make me uncomfortable. 

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      Rick

      Just watch cranial nerve exams if you want knocked out. Fuck all that weird whisper shit.

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      Berserker

      I have those if if i get caressed in an specific area of the ears or the head, however it's very difficult to achieve but it's top shit.

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  6. The world wide web is dark and full of spoilers.

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      Spike

      One cannot spoil what is already rancid.

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      Cicero

      Tell me about it. Still haven't seen the episode and I already know what fucking happens thanks to Instagram 

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      PrinceSpeedyG

      Just got Endgame on preorder. BRB living a cave till then.

  7. You can't call yourself a "baby-boomer" if you never detonated an infant! 

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      Azeem

      This must be from a German comedy 

  8. Airpods look fucking stupid. 

  9. Free Scotland! 

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      Azeem

      These nations states are a recent and flopped idea, bring back the Empires ! 

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      Spike

      Scotland is what happens when heroin is freely availabl to English people.

  10. I am not now nor will I ever be interested in your 10 years challenge. 

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      Azeem

      January 2009 FIFA Ranking

      Germany 6th

      January 2019 FIFA Ranking

      Germany 16th

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      Tommy

      That's just löw. 

  11. Can't wait for Christmas and the New Years thing to be over so we can finally play Mafia Wars again. 

  12. If you're bored, just type "Jeff Goldblum" into Youtube Search. Truly one of the weirdest, most fascinating personalities I've ever witnessed. 

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      Storts

      He's brilliant - I'm with you, even if you are mafia

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      SirBalon

      The guy is indeed out there!

      Very unique.

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      Dickie

      Thank you Jeff

  13. Timothée Chalamet is the modern day James Dean. 

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      Inverted

      Timothy Chalamet will end up being what James Franco thinks he is.

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      Cicero

      An Academy award winning Nominee? 

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      Tommy

      I like James Franco, but Chalamet is on a whole other level when it comes to talent. 

  14. Those were the days 

     

  15. #ForzaNiki

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      SirBalon

      Yeah, wishing Lauda all the best... He's a total sporting legend where even people that have never followed F1 have heard about him.  FORZA!

  16. Someone from the U.S. enter this for me, and if you win, I'll pay you the shipping costs to get it to Germany :D
    https://www.nhl.com/redwings/fans/fan-appreciation-sweepstakes

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      Stan

      @Tommy were you aware @Toinho lived in Japan?

       

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      Tommy

      Yes, that I did know, that fucking weaboo.

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      Toinho

      Fuck off cunts. How good are girls in uniforms though 

  17. Alicia Vikander. 

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      Spike

      Has the body of a young boy.

  18. Yea, I'm gonna need a new Mafia Wars STAT. 

  19. Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and Anime on my side! 

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      Dickie

      Love that vine. Speaking of which I just got my Hatsune Miku tickets today!

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  20. I used to have dreams, now I have memes. 

  21. If James Bond, Jason Bourne and John Wick had to fight against each other, who would win?

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      IgnisExcubitor

      Sampu has Jason,  James and Wick for breakfast. 

      (Watch from 1:23)

       

       

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      Dr. Gonzo

      James Bond, easy.

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      Rab

      Depends on the situation. Guns = Wick. Fist fight = Bourne. Bond would lose.