Question a Member: Tsubasa

[Toinho]

Lets hope this goes better than FOYM's nightmare. Wilkommen to the hot seat to our lovely Japanese German boy @Tsubasa. Du hast mich.

[Tommy]

Oh god. 

[Toinho]

If someone had to come to Germany for a week, what would you suggest for an itinerary? They enjoy sightseeing and culture.

 

Which countries have you been to?

[Stan]

if you weren't German, what nationality would you want to be?

Do you like rollercoasters?

Where's the best theme park you've been to?

[Guest]

Who is your favourite Peruvian to have played in the Bundesliga?

Opinions on Hamburg SV?

What was the best match you've ever attended?

[Berserker]

How many movies you watch a day?

Have a gf?, if not when's the last time you had one?

What do you do for a living?

Your kind of woman physically speaking?

Like videogames?, which ones do you regularly play?

Favourite Dortmund player ever?

Were you often the shortest on your class in school?

[Guest]

Is your name Wolfgang?

[Tommy]

5 minutes ago, Anton said:

If someone had to come to Germany for a week, what would you suggest for an itinerary? They enjoy sightseeing and culture.

 

Which countries have you been to?

 

Good question. Erm sightseeing I'd definitely recommend Hamburg and Berlin. Many people say Hamburg is the most beautiful German city, but I've personally never been. Truth been told, I haven't seen much of Germany except for things here in the west, the north sea region and driving to Croatia through south Germany. So I'd probably need a tour guide myself. But Düsseldorf and Cologne have sights and attractions to offer too. Düsseldorf is known for our Art Academy and many big painters of the 18th, 19th and 20th century studied here, so in that regard there is plenty to see with plenty of exhibitions that change monthly in our Museum Kunstpalast. 

So it depends on what kind of culture you're looking for. 

I've been to Croatia (7 times), Malta (about 10 times), Turkey (twice), England (twice), Wales, Bulgaria, Morocco, France, Netherlands of course, Belgium, Luxembourg, Austria, Slovenia, Greece, Spain and I think to Bosnia as well, but technically it was still Yugoslavia back then. 

 

3 minutes ago, Stan said:

if you weren't German, what nationality would you want to be?

Do you like rollercoasters?

Where's the best theme park you've been to?

Finnish. 

Yes, I do. Haven't been on one in 3-4 years or so though. 

Phantasialand in Brühl, near Cologne. 

 

1 minute ago, LaSambadeStGermain said:

Who is your favourite Peruvian to have played in the Bundesliga?

Opinions on Hamburg SV?

What was the best match you've ever attended?

Claudio Pizzaro.

Traditional legendary club that has been more like a circus in the past 4-5 years. On one hand I want them to achieve stability again, on the other hand it's always hilarious to see them, well, doing what they do. 

Probably BVB against Malaga in the Champions League. BVB scored two goals in additional time, which brought them to the next round. 

[Guest]

Thoughts on Paolo Guerrero and his rise in level since leaving Germany?

[IgnisExcubitor]

1] What do you do for living? (If you don't mind me asking that) (ignore this, Neymar Pele has also asked it)

2] Describe your ideal woman?

3] Is the blonde Nick Carter look going to make a comeback on your head?

4] What is it about a dirndl that makes every woman in it hot? 

5] Your top 3 German movies of all times? 

6]Was Ants in Pants a hit in Germany, and did you enjoy it?

7] How big is Jessica Boehrs in Germany?

8] Are you aware of Herzog videos? 

9] Is Klopp still loved in Dortmund after the Anfield leg of the match between the two clubs?

10] Name your favourite Liverpool player each from the current and past sides?

[Tommy]

4 minutes ago, NeymarPele said:

How many movies you watch a day?

Have a gf?, if not when's the last time you had one?

What do you do for a living?

Your kind of woman physically speaking?

Like videogames?, which ones do you regularly play?

Favourite Dortmund player ever?

Were you often the shortest on your class in school?

Currently? Zero! Last movie I watched was 2 weeks ago, I think. 

I don't. The last proper gf was seven years ago. Last "romance" was like three years ago but nothing developed further than that. 

I do work from home. Office stuff, translating things, kind of customer service. It's not ideal and I'm trying to get something more significant, but I'm struggling with a lot of other things at the moment. 

Physically speaking? Well, that can come in many variations. Not too skinny, but not too chubby, you know, a healthy mixture. I do like blonde hair at the moment, with green or blue eyes. I do not trust really dark brown eyes. They're scary man. And I do like stuff that makes someone unique, you know. That can be a lot of things as well. 

I play Football Manager pretty regularly. Other than that, not so much. Sometimes FIFA with my friends. I used to be a proper game though and play stuff like Counter-Strike for several hours a day. 

Nuri Sahin.

Among the shortest maybe, but there were always 3-4 lads that were around my height. 

3 minutes ago, LaSambadeStGermain said:

Is your name Wolfgang?

 

No, but I have a cousin named Wolfgang. 

[Tommy]

10 minutes ago, LaSambadeStGermain said:

Thoughts on Paolo Guerrero and his rise in level since leaving Germany?

I have no idea what he's up to now. I thought he was a good striker when he played in Germany. But he had a bad temper. 2

6 minutes ago, IgnisExcubitor said:

1] What do you do for living? (If you don't mind me asking that) (ignore this, Neymar Pele has also asked it)

2] Describe your ideal woman?

3] Is the blonde Nick Carter look going to make a comeback on your head?

4] What is it about a dirndl that makes every woman in it hot? 

5] Your top 3 German movies of all times? 

6]Was Ants in Pants a hit in Germany, and did you enjoy it?

7] How big is Jessica Boehrs in Germany?

8] Are you aware of Herzog videos? 

9] Is Klopp still loved in Dortmund after the Anfield leg of the match between the two clubs?

10] Name your favourite Liverpool player each from the current and past sides?

2] Well, looks-wise I described above (which can be a lot of things!). Personality? Laid back, maybe with tomboy-ish tendences, good sense of humour and she must like a beer or two from time to time. I don't want one of those Bimbos who only drinks fancy cocktails. 

3] I highly doubt that. 

4] I guess that it usually brings out the cleavage? 

5] Das Boot. A Coffee in Berlin. The lives of others. 

6] I have no idea what that is. 

7] Not that big considering I don't recognize that name. Let me google her real quick. Ooooh, pretty. I do recognize her, but I wouldn't say she's big over here. 

8] Werner Herzog? Other than that, I have no idea what they are. 

9] Big time. 

10] Past: Steven Gerrard Current: Loris Karius and Emre Can of course  I do like Adam Lallana as well though! 

[IgnisExcubitor]

13 minutes ago, Tsubasa said:

 

6] I have no idea what that is. 

8] Werner Herzog? Other than that, I have no idea what they are. 

 

Knallharte Jungs (2002)

Herzog videos apparently are retro, classic German porn of the 70s, 80s, mostly involving German women in dirndl outfits. They are also hilarious.

[Viva la FCB+]

1) Name your favourite past and current Bayern players. 

2) What's your favourite war movie and favourite Tarantino movie?

3) Whos the brightest german talent you've seen that didnt develop?

4) Choose one for wifey material a) Jessica Alba b) Scarlett Johansson c) Rachel Mcadams d) Jennifer Lawrence

5) Have you traveled much? Wheres you favrouite place you've visited so far and why?

[Tommy]

39 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said:

1) Name your favourite past and current Bayern players. 

2) What's your favourite war movie and favourite Tarantino movie?

3) Whos the brightest german talent you've seen that didnt develop?

4) Choose one for wifey material a) Jessica Alba b) Scarlett Johansson c) Rachel Mcadams d) Jennifer Lawrence

5) Have you traveled much? Wheres you favrouite place you've visited so far and why?

1) Errr, I wouldn't say I have any favourite. Michael Ballack comes to mind, Mehmet Scholl, Torsten Frings, Giovane Elber. Current? Erm, I don't mind Lewandowski. 

2) War: The Thin Red Line, Das Boot, Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers, even if that's a series. Tarantino: Glorious Basterds. 

3) Sebastian Deisler comes to mind, even though he developed into a great player that was just plagued by injuries. Yesil would fit the description. 

4) Rachel McAdams. 

5) Much? Yes, but not THAT far. Morocco was probably the furthest. Favourite is Tucepi, Croatia. It's simply gorgeous. The clear blue adriatic sea, and the Biokovo mountains in the background. It's paradise-ish. 

 

Second would be Malta. A small island rich of history and everything is reachable within an hour. 

[Tommy]

1 hour ago, Cannabis said:

1. What has happened to @FOYM? 
2. When @SirBalon posted his infamous ''Underwear Selfie in Grandmas House'' how turned on were you on a scale of 1-10?
3. What is the best thing about being German?
4. Out of the staff members on TF365 who would you shag, marry and kill?
5. Who suits the Guanluigi Buffon avatar best between me and @Stan?
6. Who is the hottest German women on the planet?
7. Best memory/moment during your time supporting Red Bull Leipzig?
8. Who is the most underrated Bundesliga section poster?
9. You open the door to find me outside with a bottle of Jim Bean and some Bratwurst - how does the night unfold?
10. Explain your regret at turning down the chance to play for Admin Athletic in the ESMS League.

 

1. No idea. 

2. Definitely -10!

3. Not being from a third world country, I guess. Also being from a country that has great beer, and Currywurst! 

4. I would shag, marry and kill Stan!

5. You! 

6. Kirsten Dunst! Hmmm, Lena Gercke isn't too bad. I'm sure I can think of someone better later on. 

7. Haaaah.

8. Faithcore & Rucksackfranzose I'd say. 

9. It can be whatever you want it to be, babygirl! 

10. If you cut me, I bleed the Bundesliga section! (sick reference!)

[nudge+]

What's the best meal you ever cooked?

What is the last book you read?

Best pub in Düsseldorf? Ziegel-Eck doesn't count  

If you could only keep five possessions, what would they be?

If you won the jackpot in the lottery, what would you do?

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?

[Tommy]

10 minutes ago, nudge said:

What's the best meal you ever cooked?

What is the last book you read?

Best pub in Düsseldorf? Ziegel-Eck doesn't count  

If you could only keep five possessions, what would they be?

If you won the jackpot in the lottery, what would you do?

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?

 

Phew, I've cooked so many different meals hmm. I'd say my soups are pretty good. Potato soup, pea soup or cheese leek soup. My homemade Currywurst sauce ain't bad either

11.22.63, and that was last summer 

Suttons Irish Pub Düsseldorf in the Altstadt is pretty cool. Lots of Brits and Irish people hang out there as well. 2nd favourite would be a place called "Mojo Bar" which is pretty relaxed and has Karaoke on weekends. Funnily enough these two bars are directly opposite of each other on the same street

That's a tough question. I can't think of something right away where I'd say "I NEED THAT". Maybe my external hard drive because there's lots of pictures I took on it. Maybe a family photo or a photo album.

Travel as much as I can, maybe combine it with visiting some F1 races abroad. I'd donate some of it to a children's hospice here in Düsseldorf, and I'd help some relatives who have it tough. And of course I'd give a decent amount to my parents, especially to my dad so he can stop working and retire early. 

Currywurst, Pizza, Brötchen!

[SirBalon]

3 hours ago, Tsubasa said:

2. Definitely -10!

Homophobe! 

[SirBalon]

The same questions I've given to the rest...

 

• What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
• For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
• Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
• Apart from Borussia Dortmund or Germany...  What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?

[Spike]

Why?

[Tommy]

11 hours ago, SirBalon said:

The same questions I've given to the rest...

 

• What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
• For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
• Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
• Apart from Borussia Dortmund or Germany...  What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?

 

Errrrrr, I can't really remember something super embarrassing. I overthink and practice situations before I get into them, so I'm mostly safe. 

Well, constantly. To fit in you kind of have to play the game. My friends' girlfriend is kind of religious and she was talking with another friend how she wants to raise her kids. Like, letting them know there is a god because you need that in your life. I just nodded even though I wanted to say something different. Those kind of situations happen sometimes, but nothing super serious. 

Nope, I did not. 

Probably when Iceland beat England. I had money on that. 

 

11 hours ago, Spike said:

Why?

Yes!

[nudge+]

If you could time travel, where would you go?

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?

If someone made a movie of your life, who would play you?

Least favourite places in Germany?

Worst German beer?

Best Weizenbier?

Where's Waldo?

[Spike]

Gose or Berliner weisse?

[Tommy]

1 hour ago, nudge said:

If you could time travel, where would you go?

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?

If someone made a movie of your life, who would play you?

Least favourite places in Germany?

Worst German beer?

Best Weizenbier?

Where's Waldo?

Probably 100-200 years in the past. I want to see how the place I grew up at looked back then. It's incredible to see pictures of it from 40-50-60 years ago, and now much has changed. So I imagine going back a few centuries must be quite incredible. 

Best player at a horrible team sounds more rewarding. I don't want to be a Tom Starke! 

Jake Gyllenhaal. They just have to find a great make up department to make him look worse. 

Hmm, usually I find every place I go to interesting in some way. There are some parts in the south of Düsseldorf though that I would rather avoid. Duisburg-Marxloh is another shady place. My great-grandmother used to live there. 

Oettinger, and those beers in plastic bottles they sell at discount stores. 

Franziskaner Weissbier Kristallklar.

Where isn't Waldo?

 

 

57 minutes ago, Spike said:

Gose or Berliner weisse?

 

I've never tried any of those. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯