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I am really unsure what people were thinking when they answered these questions but after reading the answers I really would like to work in the places you'll have worked. You'll see why shortly. Here are the answers for this round.

Sheep - Season 6 - Round 1 - The Basics - Answers

1. What is the most common piece of stationery that goes missing in offices?

Pens - 7
Pyfish
Caac John
Azeem
Spike
Harry
Bluewolf
Nudge

Stapler (obligatory: "I believe you have my stapler.") - 2
Stan
Dr. Gonzo

Pencil -1 
Vader

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2. What do people get sick with the most in offices?

Cold/Flu - 5
Stan
Harry
Bluewolf
Nudge
Dr. Gonzo

Headaches - 2
Azeem
Spike

Smelly Food - 1
Pyfish

Messy Desks - 1
Caac John

Coronavirus - 1
Vader

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3. Name a profession where being late is better than being on time

Hen Night Stripper - 2
Pyfish
Harry

Death (Grim Reaper) - 2
Stan
Bluewolf

School Teacher - 1
Caac John

Receptionist at a Desi wedding - 1
Azeem

Ambulance - 1
Spike

CEO - 1
Nudge

Bartender - 1
Vader

Broadband/TV company installation tech - 1
Dr. Gonzo

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4. What member of staff generally ends up being the brunt of most jokes in the office? E.g. Secretary, HR, Janitor, etc. 

Management - 5
Azeem
Stan
Spike
Nudge
Dr. Gonzo

Cleaner - 2
Caac John
Vader

Copier Guy - 1
Pyfish

IT Department - 1
Harry

HR - 1
Bluewolf

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5. Name a profession where its important to always look good.

Model - 3
Pyfish
Stan
Dr. Gonzo

School Teacher - 1
Caac John

Prime Minister/President - 1
Azeem

Brothel Worker - 1
Spike

Lawyer - 1 
Harry

Beautician - 1
Bluewolf

Secretary - 1
Nudge

Businessman - 1
Vader

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6. Name one of the most common accidents at an office.

Papercut - 3
Pyfish
Harry
Dr. Gonzo

Tripping over stuff - 3
Stan
Bluewolf
Nudge

Lifting - 1
Caac John

Coffee spils - 2
Azeem
Vader

christmas party sex - 1
Spike
 

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7. What is the most common excuse for coming into work late besides bad traffic?

Illness - 2
Spike
Nudge

Kids - 2
Harry
Dr. Gonzo

Alarm didn't go off - 2
Pyfish
Caac John

Woke up late - 2
Azeem
Bluewolf

A quickie went on longer than expected - 1
Stan

Watching Footy - 1
Vader

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8. Name a movie/TV show centered around an office WITHOUT the word "Office" in the title.

The IT Crowd - 3
Pyfish
Stan
Harry

Yes Minister - 1
Caac John

The Post - 1
Azeem

Dilbert - 1
Spike

Brooklyn 99 - 1
Bluewolf

Mad Men - 1
Nudge

The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit - 1
Dr. Gonzo

Billions - 1
Vader

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9. Name something everyone in the office will touch even if they spend just one day at the place they are hired.

The Door/Door Handle/Toilet Door Handle - 5
Pyfish
Spike
Bluewolf
Nudge
Dr. Gonzo

Desk Top - 1
Caac John

Salary - 1
Azeem

Themselves - 1
Stan

Chilled Water Tap - 1
Harry

Pen - 1
Vader

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10. Name a profession where using a pencil is more important and probably more required than using a pen or a computer.

Architect - 4
Azeem
Spike
Nudge
Dr. Gonzo

Artist - 3
Caac John
Stan
Bluewolf

Pencil salesman - 1
Pyfish

Cabinet Maker - 1
Harry

Teacher - 1
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@Dr. Gonzo @CaaC (John) @Stan @Spike @nudge @Azeem @Bluewolf @Pyfish @Harry @Vader

Sheep - Season 6 - Round 2 - Things my Co-Workers Say and Do

  1. What is the most common lie co-workers tell each other at an office?
  2. Name the most common complaint against a co-worker at an office?
  3. What is the most common excuse for not getting work done on time?
  4. What is the most commonly discussed topic "outside" work with co-workers about work?
  5. Which of these people would make the worst boss at a condom manufacturing company? Steve Jobs, Sundar Pichai or Jeff Bezos
  6. Besides politics, what is a profession where you have to blatantly call out the ineptness of your fellow co-worker?
  7. If you had to choose between Michael Scott (The Office - US) and David Brent (The Office - UK) which would you choose?
  8. Name a profession, not related to any kind of sexual activity, where getting things to fit into holes is a daily job requirement.
  9. Name a football manager whose players have nothing good to say about? Obviously, after he/she got let go from the club(s) where they worked but you're free to be imaginative here.
  10. If you all worked together to build a product in the safety industry. What product would that be from the following - Parachutes, Air Bags or Smoke Detection Systems. 

Notes

  • I know I don't have to say it but please don't discuss or influence the answer(s) to #10 with each other. 
  • DM me all your answers
  • If you have a question about a question please post it here and I'll get them answered as best as I can
  • If some of the answers fall into buckets I'll try and club them as best as I can. If you feel you've been excluded from a bucket in the answers do let me know and I'll adjust the scores accordingly.

You have till Saturday (Feb 8th, 2020) to get the answers in. I won't be extending it as I'd like to see if we can end this by the first week of March and I will send a reminder on Thursday this week. Most of these don't really require Google but maybe a few of them do. Good luck to everyone.

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1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said:

Well, @Mel81x, this is the first time in this game I have never used Google search, the only answer I got stuck on was Q7 (The Office UK & USA) as I have never watched the show and just guessed on one of them.  :congrats:  :ay:

Surprised you didn't drop a GIF to celebrate the occasion :ph34r:

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