Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted October 9, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Toinho said: Do it. I didn’t feel well while hanging in the air... but the free fall is the best feeling. I will be having a wine later so I will say "I am going to fucking Sky Dive..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said: I will be having a wine later so I will say "I am going to fucking Sky Dive..." Haha, maybe do one of those indoor ones. They’re meant to be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Pyfish said: Used to really want to throw my phone over the side of the Wearmouth Bridge in Sunderland when i=I was at Uni. Not sure why but always used to get the urge whenever I walked across it. Same with driving, I've often had the urge to do a handbrake turn but never done it! I always want to lob my phone as far and as hard as I can when I am on a massive losing streak on Boom Beach.. man that game is frustrating sometimes.. 53 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said: Sky Dive... I always say (when I am pissed) I am going to do that but when I sober up...well, I am scared shite of heights and can't even stand on the edge of the likes of a building and looking down. The funny thing also was when I was pissed as a newt in my army days I climbed the Battery Flagpole as a dare from my buddy and fell off of it when I reached the top and ended up in a military hospital for months. 39 minutes ago, Toinho said: Haha, maybe do one of those indoor ones. They’re meant to be good. Yea, do the indoor one John, Wardrobe to Bed... and get the wife to take pictures, also wear a cape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted October 9, 2020 Administrator Share Posted October 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: Yea, do the indoor one John, Wardrobe to Bed... and get the wife to take pictures, also wear a cape... FFS, exactly what @MUFC wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, Stan said: FFS, exactly what @MUFC wants. You know the rule, pictures or it never happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 On 09/10/2020 at 05:37, Stan said: Someties, moreso when I was much younger and a more inexperienced driver, I just wanted to absolutely floor it on an empty stretch of road. Go above 100-120mph and not give a shit what happens. You're saying you haven't done that? Every motorcycle I've owned i've found top speed on, at 3 am on a stretch of freeway. This one time I had this weird urge to eat my grandfathers ashes oh wait... Probably the urge to king hit old people and housewives' at the shopping center who stop in the middle of the isle for chats with their old cunt friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted October 10, 2020 Administrator Share Posted October 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: You're saying you haven't done that? Every motorcycle I've owned i've found top speed on, at 3 am on a stretch of freeway. This one time I had this weird urge to eat my grandfathers ashes oh wait... Probably the urge to king hit old people and housewives' at the shopping center who stop in the middle of the isle for chats with their old cunt friends. Not those speeds, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 I'd like to fill a bath tub up with grapes to an inch deep, and then just squelch around with the cool refrigerated grapes between my toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted October 11, 2020 Author Share Posted October 11, 2020 On 10/10/2020 at 08:46, Harry said: I'd like to fill a bath tub up with grapes to an inch deep, and then just squelch around with the cool refrigerated grapes between my toes. If you were female I'd pay you to do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted February 11, 2023 Author Share Posted February 11, 2023 On 08/10/2020 at 19:37, Stan said: Someties, moreso when I was much younger and a more inexperienced driver, I just wanted to absolutely floor it on an empty stretch of road. Go above 100-120mph and not give a shit what happens. You've thrown away a potential F1 career. I'd have backed you in the predictor leagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted February 11, 2023 Author Share Posted February 11, 2023 On 10/10/2020 at 08:46, Harry said: I'd like to fill a bath tub up with grapes to an inch deep, and then just squelch around with the cool refrigerated grapes between my toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 Put my hand on the blade when using an angle grinder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted February 11, 2023 Author Share Posted February 11, 2023 16 minutes ago, Carnivore Chris said: Put my hand on the blade when using an angle grinder. Tommys posts can't be that bad mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted February 11, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 11, 2023 On 08/10/2020 at 20:30, nudge said: Got a stationary bike delivered some time ago and had to assemble it. Pretty straightforward, but there was a part where you had to set the magnetic resistance up, and that involved putting a metal ending of one steel cable through a tiny loop on the end of the other steel cable. Spent about half an hour trying to do it in a +30 heat with rage building up inside me until my fingers went numb, only to realise that the manual had it the other way around in the resistance control wheel settings... Have never been so close to throwing the bloody thing out of the window I did something similar years back with a rocking chair I had to assemble together from the Littlewoods catalog, I spent ages trying to read the instructions but could never get the bottom rocker strut right, when I thought I had and sat on the chair to rock the fucking thing collapsed and I ended up on the floor with the wife pissing herself laughing, I then smashed the remaining bits to fuck and tossed it out our patio doors. Back on the topic, I have mentioned it here before but I am shit scared of heights but have always had the urge to skydive, just the thought of floating through the air and then descending by parachute, when I sober up though that thought goes straight out of the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted February 11, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 11, 2023 Whenever I'm on a rooftop of a building, I get the urge to jump on the roofs of the houses surrounding it and do some parkour shit. Nota bene: I don't know how to do parkour shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted February 11, 2023 Author Share Posted February 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, nudge said: Whenever I'm on a rooftop of a building, I get the urge to jump on the roofs of the houses surrounding it and do some parkour shit. Nota bene: I don't know how to do parkour shit. In movies they jump from roof to roof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted February 11, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 11, 2023 1 minute ago, MUFC said: In movies they jump from roof to roof Yep that's what I get the urge to do, too! But the spaces between the roofs are always larger than they look... Must be an incredible feeling to do that, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, nudge said: Whenever I'm on a rooftop of a building, I get the urge to jump on the roofs of the houses surrounding it and do some parkour shit. Nota bene: I don't know how to do parkour shit. I have an urge to do that, but I would 100% die, which is why I never will.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted February 11, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted February 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, Carnivore Chris said: I have an urge to do that, but I would 100% die, which is why I never will.. YES!!! I love the downhill stuff like that. Just imagine the adrenaline rush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, Carnivore Chris said: I have an urge to do that, but I would 100% die, which is why I never will.. I think the only time I would find myself going downhill like that is if my breaks failed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 9 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: I think the only time I would find myself going downhill like that is if my breaks failed.... I'm not sure a mobility scooter would have the capabilities either to be honest mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Carnivore Chris said: I'm not sure a mobility scooter would have the capabilities either to be honest mate Not sure about that mate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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