Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 If this doesn't count as an announcement, nothing does. I'm going to be a father. My girlfriend is 7 weeks pregnant, all being good our son/daughter is due in January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congrats. However your post comes out horrendously on my phone due to where the new line starts in the sentence. It looks like you are saying your girlfriend is 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Cannabis said: Pleased for you Batard in all seriousness, I'm glad that you're starting a family with someone that your happy and settled with. Keep us updated with how things pan out and be sure to get him/her signed up to the site ASAP . Of course. They'll be writing Mafia Wars for me in future. Put the lazy fucker to work early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, HoneyNUFC said: Congrats. However your post comes out horrendously on my phone due to where the new line starts in the sentence. It looks like you are saying your girlfriend is 7 The meme seems even more apt with that in mind ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted May 22, 2017 Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congratulations buddy! Happy for you and hope all goes well for you and your missus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toony Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Huge congratulations on your excellent news, I hope everything goes well for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stan said: Congratulations buddy! Happy for you and hope all goes well for you and your missus 1 minute ago, Toony said: Huge congratulations on your excellent news, I hope everything goes well for you Cheers fellas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congrats Batard, will the name be Jean if it's a boy and Marie-Antoinette if it's a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Hewitt Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congrats Batard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Berserker said: Congrats Batard, will the name be Jean if it's a boy and Marie-Antoinette if it's a girl? First name is still to be decided, but I'm keen on Marie-Thérèse as the middle name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted May 22, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congratulations to you and your girlfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Large Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congratulations mate. Do you know how it happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Bluebird Hewitt said: Congrats Batard. Just now, nudge said: Congratulations to you and your girlfriend! Cheers guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Batard's Baby Name Betting Odds: Frenchie 1/3 Consigliere 2/1 @Cure 9/2 Have your 500th rep point and go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Large said: Congratulations mate. Do you know how it happened? Well. I'm not sure but I suspect it's because I came inside her without a condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Naughty, naughty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I say stick a poll up and let TF365 choose the name, maybe we can also choose the gender the child should identify itself as in this day and age. We will want birth certificate photo proof you've implemented our chosen name though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Spike said: Naughty, naughty! I know. But it feels so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 My favourite French person my man! Congratulations on this wonderful news. Very happy for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Fusion said: Congrats! Cheers fella. Just now, HoneyNUFC said: I say stick a poll up and let TF365 choose the name, maybe we can also choose the gender the child should identify itself as in this day and age. We will want birth certificate photo proof you've implemented our chosen name though I say go for it, I even think my missus would be amused by it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said: I say stick a poll up and let TF365 choose the name, maybe we can also choose the gender the child should identify itself as in this day and age. We will want birth certificate photo proof you've implemented our chosen name though Chazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Large Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said: I say stick a poll up and let TF365 choose the name, maybe we can also choose the gender the child should identify itself as in this day and age. We will want birth certificate photo proof you've implemented our chosen name though Now that would be ledge. Will be a great topic at parties, explaining how your child came to be called Boaty McBoatface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 I should clarify I'm claiming to be the paternal parent ... but it could be @Storts. He's been bed hopping at mine for weeks. The filthy slag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Nah, the baby would disappear for three months before coming back, giving out a little kick and then vanishing again. Could be worse. You could call it Kel and have it spout endless bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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