Azeem Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 3 hours ago, MUFC said: In your younger days, did any of you ever get seen having sex outdoors? You are profiling people here. No other reason of asking these 1 Quote
MUFC Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Khan of TF365 said: You are profiling people here. No other reason of asking these ? Quote
Moderator Tommy Posted October 11, 2021 Author Moderator Posted October 11, 2021 1 hour ago, MUFC said: ? Quote
Dr. Gonzo Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 I never had sex outdoors, let alone been caught seen having sex outdoors add that to the sex profile you're keeping of me please 1 Quote
MUFC Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said: I never had sex outdoors, let alone been caught seen having sex outdoors add that to the sex profile you're keeping of me please No profiling going on lol. I enjoy stories and opinions. 1 Quote
Devil Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 (edited) On 10/10/2021 at 20:57, MUFC said: In your younger days, did any of you ever get seen having sex outdoors? What an unusual question to ask people Yes in answer to the question. Funny story as well, met a girl from Ellesmere port in Blackpool. Two weeks later she came down for a night out in Manchester, she was basically all over me all night so it was inevitable we wouldn't make it back to mine before anything happened. We stumbled into what looked like an old work yard and got down to business only to interrupted by a loud cheer. Looking round I was in total shock to see a double decker bus full of young lads and women banging on the windows cheering. Because I was drunk I didn't even check my surroundings and the wall was only about 7ft tall and the night buses ran directly down the road. Edited October 11, 2021 by Devil 1 Quote
Devil-Dick Willie Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Never caught no. PS, Tommy has a copeium addiction. 1 Quote
Moderator Tommy Posted November 11, 2021 Author Moderator Posted November 11, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 02:08, Devil-Dick Willie said: PS, Tommy has a copeium addiction. What does that even mean? Quote
Devil-Dick Willie Posted November 11, 2021 Posted November 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Tommy said: What does that even mean? It means you sit here pretending you love being a loner, when in reality you hate it, and this thread is one of many coping mechanisms. 1 Quote
Moderator Tommy Posted November 12, 2021 Author Moderator Posted November 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: It means you sit here pretending you love being a loner, when in reality you hate it, and this thread is one of many coping mechanisms. I'm really not pretending though. I'm good. 1 Quote
Moderator Tommy Posted December 8, 2021 Author Moderator Posted December 8, 2021 On 12/11/2021 at 00:51, Devil-Dick Willie said: It means you sit here pretending you love being a loner, when in reality you hate it, and this thread is one of many coping mechanisms. Facts. Quote
Moderator Tommy Posted December 26, 2021 Author Moderator Posted December 26, 2021 Alright guys. I have it on good authority that we have a shot at winning Thread of the Year. Give me quality content! 1 Quote
Azeem Posted December 27, 2021 Posted December 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Tommy said: Alright guys. I have it on good authority that we have a shot at winning Thread of the Year. Give me quality content! 3 Quote
Moderator Tommy Posted December 27, 2021 Author Moderator Posted December 27, 2021 Good meme. Now some more wisdom! Quote
Toinho Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 How are our single lads going with these averages? Quote
Moderator Tommy Posted January 3, 2022 Author Moderator Posted January 3, 2022 31 minutes ago, Toinho said: How are our single lads going with these averages? Sounds about right. 14,5, wow. Where do you find half a woman? 2 Quote
Devil Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 34 minutes ago, Toinho said: How are our single lads going with these averages? Is there a female version of this chart? Quote
Toinho Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Devil said: Is there a female version of this chart? Not sure, probably not allowed in 2022. Quote
Toinho Posted January 3, 2022 Posted January 3, 2022 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Tommy said: Sounds about right. 14,5, wow. Where do you find half a woman? In the sea edit: I mean mermaids Edited January 3, 2022 by Toinho Quote
nudge Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 What do the numbers represent? Average per year? Week? Lifetime? Average number of sexual partners at the same time? 1 Quote
Devil-Dick Willie Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 2 hours ago, nudge said: What do the numbers represent? Average per year? Week? Lifetime? Average number of sexual partners at the same time? Lifetime I'd guess. My question is where am I drawing the line. Is the girl I frolicked with at a party 2 years ago, but couldn't get my MDMA ravaged pecker to come to life a sexual partner? Whatabout the nice girl I dated for 3 weeks who jerked me off at a war memorial? 3 Quote
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