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That and your stomach starts to rumble  10/10

 

Walking along the street with your wife and an old girlfriend walks by with a smile on her face and a nod of her head, you smile back then notice the wife giving you a glare of daggers. 

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11 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

Walking along the street with your wife and an old girlfriend walks by with a smile on her face and a nod of her head, you smile back then notice the wife giving you a glare of daggers. 

2/10 Can't say I've ever experienced it but the wife is probably not going to be all smiles when you get home

 

When you're going out feeling on point. New haircut, nice perfume, looking healthy and as fit as ever.

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38 minutes ago, Machado said:

2/10 Can't say I've ever experienced it but the wife is probably not going to be all smiles when you get home

 

When you're going out feeling on point. New haircut, nice perfume, looking healthy and as fit as ever.

8/10 ahh the memories

 

Sitting at the airport, bags all checked it, getting a nice cold beer.

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7 minutes ago, Whiskey said:

3/10. Airports are shit. Fast food at 4am is awesome though when you're waiting for a flight - couldn't drink beer so early mind. 

Answering the door to a delivery of fresh bread?

4/10. Nice smell but not as good as a dirty greasy takeaway. 

 

Binging on a boxset in one evening when you probably should have gone to sleep after the 2nd or 3rd episode. But it being totally worth it... 

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1 minute ago, Stan said:

4/10. Nice smell but not as good as a dirty greasy takeaway. 

 

Binging on a boxset in one evening when you probably should have gone to sleep after the 2nd or 3rd episode. But it being totally worth it... 

4/10 sleeps important 

Sitting round the table with all your family enjoying a Christmas dinner. 

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4 minutes ago, Devil said:

4/10 sleeps important 

Sitting round the table with all your family enjoying a Christmas dinner. 

10/10. Love a good birthday dinner getting fat. 

 

Getting hammered on FM or FIFA but shit-housing a win and making someone rage-quit

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10/10, a bottle of wine or whisky will do me.

 

Indoors on a cold night watching a scary movie with the wife crapping herself snuggled into you, you have seen the movie before and wait for a scary bit coming up then jump and scream and watch the wife go in meltdown mode.

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7 minutes ago, Whiskey said:

10/10, goes to 11/10 if they message you afterwords mid-meltdown. 

Putting on a coat you haven't worn in ages and finding cash in the pocket.

 

1 minute ago, CaaC (John) said:

10/10, a bottle of wine or whisky will do me.

I was about to question if you keep this in your coat pocket then realised you're Scottish so it's probably normal to do so. 

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1 hour ago, Cazza said:

Top one 10/10

Watching the home eleven from the East grass bank of the WACA watching the sun drop behind the Lillee Marsh sipping down a cold one.

11/10 when Jimmy Anderson tears into the Aussie top order, wickets cart wheeling all over the place, as the Barmy Army goes bananas.

That sheer relief when your absolutely bursting for a piss and have been forced to hold it for far too long...

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24 minutes ago, Lucas said:

11/10 when Jimmy Anderson tears into the Aussie top order, wickets cart wheeling all over the place, as the Barmy Army goes bananas.

That sheer relief when your absolutely bursting for a piss and have been forced to hold it for far too long...

8/10. Been there too many times. Very relieving.

 

That feeling when your weekend acca comes in with ease after months and months of totally shit luck.

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12 minutes ago, Stan said:

8/10. Been there too many times. Very relieving.

 

That feeling when your weekend acca comes in with ease after months and months of totally shit luck.

????/10 have no clue what it means

finding the right porno online for free

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2 minutes ago, Spike said:

????/10 have no clue what it means

 

Betting. Having all your teams that you bet on win at the weekend after perhaps going ages where your bets lost :) 

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10 minutes ago, Stan said:

Betting. Having all your teams that you bet on win at the weekend after perhaps going ages where your bets lost :) 

ah ok

0/10 no betting app works for me, they can never verify my identity

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1 minute ago, Spike said:

ah ok

0/10 no betting app works for me, they can never verify my identity

Shame :(. This you?

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Although think of all the money you've saved.

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4 minutes ago, Cazza said:

10/10 but you left nothing to follow on....

0/10 just rude.

Driving down a freeway and your favourite tunes comes on the radio.

it’s 10/10 to get your burger missing an ingredient? you didn’t even read their post ffs and I am the rude on?

 

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18 minutes ago, Cazza said:

10/10 but you left nothing to follow on....

0/10 just rude.

Driving down a freeway and your favourite tunes comes on the radio.

100/10 - Work in radio and it still hits me good when this happens!

Getting an extra chicken nugget from the fast food place

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1 minute ago, Pyfish said:

100/10 - Work in radio and it still hits me good when this happens!

Getting an extra chicken nugget from the fast food place

6/10 as I do not like chicken nuggets, but on the other hand, free food is nothing to complain about!

Opening a cold beer after a hard day of work.

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1 minute ago, nudge said:

Opening a cold beer after a hard day of work.

Can't be anything but 10/10.

 

On a night out getting mad drunk then you go and get a kebab and chips after for on the way home. 

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