Things That Should Be Banned

[Stan]

Oh look SirBalon is back. 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just now, Stan said:

Oh look SirBalon is back. 

I've always posted long posts, tbh.

And my long posts were always way better than SirBalon's

[Stan]

Just now, Dr. Gonzo said:

I've always posted long posts, tbh.

And my long posts were always way better than SirBalon's

That's true. And I bet you have better fashion sense too. 

[Dr. Gonzo]

1 minute ago, Stan said:

That's true. And I bet you have better fashion sense too. 

I think that's probably a safe bet.

I'd probably ban overpriced clothing that looks like dogshit too.

[Bluewolf]

Totally agree with @Dr. Gonzo... 

Smoking is bad for you I think we all know that but if you did ban smoking you might as well throw drug taking, drinking and eating unhealthy foods in the pot while you are at it.. It would never stop, you would just keep moving down the line until the next bad thing for you is banned so on and so fourth until you couldn't even buy simple things like sugar anymore.. The shelves would become increasingly empty until you could only buy things like rice and wholemeal bread... 

No cakes, no chocolate, no sweets.... how the fuck would I keep my grandkids in line when we are out if I couldn't bribe them with promises of confectionary at the end of the trip.. 

[Bluewolf]

12 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I've always posted long posts, tbh.

And my long posts were always way better than SirBalon's

Yea, well knock it on the head will you... my doctor only gave me so many years to live and I don't want to die halfway through a super long post if you mind.. 

[Dr. Gonzo]

1 minute ago, Bluewolf said:

Yea, well knock it on the head will you... my doctor only gave me so many years to live and I don't want to die halfway through a super long post if you mind.. 

I use short sentences to make up for it, though.

It evens out, I promise.

[Viva la FCB+]

2 hours ago, DeadLinesman said:

Cunts that sit in the cinema twiddling with their phones or having a chat with their mate. Just fuck off you absolute wankbangles. Stay at home, talk to your hearts content and post your selfies on Instagram whilst LETTING ME WATCH THE FILM IN PEACE AND QUIET YOU FUCKING MUGS.

Id normally agree but I cant wait to go back to the theaters and complain about these fuckwits 

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'd ban encores at concerts and make bands just add 2-3 songs to their setlist that would otherwise be encores. I love bands that say "fuck going off the stage just to have the fans chant for an encore" and just play a full set without needing their egos stroked. I fucking hate knowing an encore is coming and having to wait for everyone to chant.

[DeadLinesman]

30 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said:

Id normally agree but I cant wait to go back to the theaters and complain about these fuckwits 

Went to watch Mortal Kombat last night. King Kong/Godzilla tomorrow and Tom and Jerry Sunday 

[Viva la FCB+]

12 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

Went to watch Mortal Kombat last night. King Kong/Godzilla tomorrow and Tom and Jerry Sunday 

Im jelous man. We're quite a bit behind here I was just able to schedule my first vaccine finally but its still a couple weeks away. Loose timelines look like a second vax in September. 

[Inverted]

Gambling advertising. 

[Devil]

I know most guys wouldn't like to admit it (me included ) but the youngsters of today are having their minds completely warped by how messed up hardcore porn has become. 

When most of us were young it was pretty basic and hard to come by, now it's one click a button and they can watch some of the most messed up shite and it also encourages a disrespect for women. 

[Whiskey]

18 minutes ago, Devil said:

I know most guys wouldn't like to admit it (me included ) but the youngsters of today are having their minds completely warped by how messed up hardcore porn has become. 

When most of us were young it was pretty basic and hard to come by, now it's one click a button and they can watch some of the most messed up shite and it also encourages a disrespect for women. 

@MUFC has just PM'd asking for you to expand.

[CaaC (John)+]

Paying for a tv licence.

They say we have to buy a tv licence to keep the BBC alive as they do not advertise...BULLSHIT!! if you watch any televised sports event they have billboards all around the ground with products you can buy or watch on tv, soap operas like EastEnders behind the bar have drinks advertised on the shelves, the comedy show Open All Hours in Arkwright's shop have brands advertised all around the shop.

I would not mind betting some owners of companies get in contact with the BBC producers of certain shows and say "Listen pal if you show my brand or article full focus on the shelve behind the bar I will give you a nice backhander, you scratch my back and I will scratch yours...". 

[DeadLinesman]

53 minutes ago, Devil said:

When most of us were young it was pretty basic and hard to come by

@MUFC

[Whiskey]

12 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I'd ban encores at concerts and make bands just add 2-3 songs to their setlist that would otherwise be encores. I love bands that say "fuck going off the stage just to have the fans chant for an encore" and just play a full set without needing their egos stroked. I fucking hate knowing an encore is coming and having to wait for everyone to chant.

Tell me I'm amazing or I ain't playing your favourite song!

I've always thought it was a touch fake too, just play the full set and go.

[DeadLinesman]

1 minute ago, Whiskey said:

Tell me I'm amazing or I ain't playing your favourite song!

Is that what that DJ said to Gerrard?

[Stan]

2 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

Paying for a tv licence.

They say we have to buy a tv licence to keep the BBC alive as they do not advertise...BULLSHIT!! if you watch any televised sports event they have billboards all around the ground with products you can buy or watch on tv, soap operas like EastEnders behind the bar have drinks advertised on the shelves, the comedy show Open All Hours in Arkwright's shop have brands advertised all around the shop.

I would not mind betting some owners of companies get in contact with the BBC producers of certain shows and say "Listen pal if you show my brand or article full focus on the shelve behind the bar I will give you a nice backhander, you scratch my back and I will scratch yours...". 

 mate, that's not BBC advertising. That's the event host/stadium/arena/organisers etc.

When they say they don't advertise, they mean in-between programmes or during shows etc like every other channel does. 

[CaaC (John)+]

8 minutes ago, Stan said:

 mate, that's not BBC advertising. That's the event host/stadium/arena/organisers etc.

When they say they don't advertise, they mean in-between programmes or during shows etc like every other channel does

Still pisses me off paying a bloody tv licence to keep the BeeB big knobs in a job, it should be free viewing with maybe a few ads running underneath every half hour or so, I love a good old rant about the BBC. 

[Stan]

41 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

Still pisses me off paying a bloody tv licence to keep the BeeB big knobs in a job, it should be free viewing with maybe a few ads running underneath every half hour or so, I love a good old rant about the BBC. 

Underneath what? The TV?

[CaaC (John)+]

8 minutes ago, Stan said:

Underneath what? The TV?

You know what I mean 

Still bugs me though when the BeeB asks for more money for shows by upping the tv licence, I still say that is still a form of advertising showing bill-boards all around the ground showing brand names, a simple bit of running the brands on the screens underneath   a show that is being televised, the USA, Australia, New Zealand, as far as I know, don't have tv licences and they get by ok.

Stop giving all these Politicians bloody over inflation pay rises and give the dosh to the BeeB to keep it running. 

[Devil]

Standard terrestrial tv will be a thing of the past eventually, people prefer the chance to watch what they want when they want these days. 

I don't really watch any programme when it's on Tv anymore, I either catch it up or watch it as whole series in one hit. 

[Stan]

18 minutes ago, CaaC (John) said:

You know what I mean 

Still bugs me though when the BeeB asks for more money for shows by upping the tv licence, I still say that is still a form of advertising showing bill-boards all around the ground showing brand names, a simple bit of running the brands on the screens underneath   a show that is being televised, the USA, Australia, New Zealand, as far as I know, don't have tv licences and they get by ok.

Stop giving all these Politicians bloody over inflation pay rises and give the dosh to the BeeB to keep it running. 

The BBC have no control over the bill-boards or hoardings around the ground. They can't take that away just because they're hosting the broadcast. 

As for what they do in Australia/USA etc, that's horrible. I hate when they make the coverage smaller just for ad space around the rest of the TV. It's terrible. 

[Stan]

13 minutes ago, Devil said:

Standard terrestrial tv will be a thing of the past eventually, people prefer the chance to watch what they want when they want these days. 

I don't really watch any programme when it's on Tv anymore, I either catch it up or watch it as whole series in one hit. 

Same, for me. I record a hell of a lot and just watch on catch-up. The burst of Netflix/Amazon Prime has influenced that - the ability to literally watch on-demand any time you want, any day.

Football will head that way towards streaming services. It already has in some capacity.