Happy Blue Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Erling Haaland the most UN-DEFENDABLE player in the world?! This guy deserves a thread of his own, think we are looking at the new goat of football now Messi and Ronaldo are over the hill. Erling will do nothing for 70mins then score a hattrick lol, how do you stop him? ..scored 13 goals already this season from 8 games, 10 in the Premier League, will he break Salah's record? Erling Haaland records Here's a list of the marks that Haaland already has to his name at the age of 22: Youngest player to score 20 goals in the UEFA Champions League (20 years and 231 days); Fastest player to score 25 goals in the UEFA Champions League (20 games); First player to score at least two goals in four consecutive UEFA Champions League games; First player to score five goals in their first two Bundesliga appearances; Best minutes-per-goal ratio in Bundesliga history among players with at least 25 goals (87 minutes per goal); First Manchester City player to score on both their Premier League and Champions League debut; First player to score nine goals in their first five Premier League games; Most Premier League goals scored in August (nine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Wanna know how I know he's special. When City have a good player you don't bat an eyelid. When City has a special player your nose gets brown. Haaland has your whole fucking head looking brown, moist and peanuty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 16, 2022 Author Share Posted September 16, 2022 22 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Wanna know how I know he's special. When City have a good player you don't bat an eyelid. When City has a special player your nose gets brown. Haaland has your whole fucking head looking brown, moist and peanuty. I've never seen Pep touch up a player quite like he did Haaland after he's first hattrick too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheStoryInsiders Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 This guy can't stop scoring goals, its just 6 games already scored 10 goals which shows the class, Manchester City will give tough time this year to their opponents, Pep Guardiolo make interesting move to sign such class striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 16, 2022 Author Share Posted September 16, 2022 Erling wins the premier leauge player of the month for August ..he's probably going to win it every month isnt he player of the month august.avif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly. There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeKhrush Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, The Palace Fan said: You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly. There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point. I think the focus is outscoring your opponents and it can work a lot of the time but teams that are closer to City's level will exploit them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 2 hours ago, OrangeKhrush said: I think the focus is outscoring your opponents and it can work a lot of the time but teams that are closer to City's level will exploit them. I was being flippant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted September 17, 2022 Administrator Share Posted September 17, 2022 40+ goals this season, in the league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 2 hours ago, The Palace Fan said: You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly. There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point. Not true, we start the season slow most season's we actually have more points at this stage than last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, Stan said: 40+ goals this season, in the league? Injury free I'd say he will get close in this City side. 50+ in all competitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, Stan said: 40+ goals this season, in the league? 50 wouldn't surprise me the way he's started, depends if he can stay fit. currently nearly averaging 2 goals a game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 49 minutes ago, Happy Blue said: Not true, we start the season slow most season's we actually have more points at this stage than last season You had played the other four big teams in the first seven games last season. This season you're conceding goals and dropping points to mid table clubs. You're very fortunate Liverpool forgot to start playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 Just now, The Palace Fan said: You had played the other four big teams in the first seven games last season. This season you're conceding goals and dropping points to mid table clubs. You're very fortunate Liverpool forgot to start playing. We had a 2 week pre season and major injury's in defence which we are still getting over, Laporte is still out from last year City is far stronger this season, not worried in the slightest, we will get 90+pts again this season Alvarez is an upgrade on Sterling Haaland is an upgrade on Jesus Gomez is an upgrade on Zinc Phiilips is an upgrage on Fernandinho now he's old Nothing to see here, bring this back up at Christmas when we are 12pts clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFCMadLad Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, Happy Blue said: We had a 2 week pre season and major injury's in defence which we are still getting over, Laporte is still out from last year City is far stronger this season, not worried in the slightest, we will get 90+pts again this season Alvarez is an upgrade on Sterling Haaland is an upgrade on Jesus Gomez is an upgrade on Zinc Phiilips is an upgrage on Fernandinho now he's old Nothing to see here, bring this back up at Christmas when we are 12pts clear You will have the league won by February mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 1 minute ago, LFCMadLad said: You will have the league won by February mate. Really hope not because that's boring mate, you going to get it together at some point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted September 17, 2022 Administrator Share Posted September 17, 2022 1 minute ago, Happy Blue said: Really hope not because that's boring mate, you going to get it together at some point Don't worry about Liverpool. When we fuck Rodgers off we'll be challenging again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 23 minutes ago, Stan said: Don't worry about Liverpool. When we fuck Rodgers off we'll be challenging again More the merrier for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 Another record for Haaland, first player ever to score in his first 4 away games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machado Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Only injury will stop him from breaking every Premier League record out there. I think he'll score 40 in the league alone which has never been done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted September 17, 2022 Administrator Share Posted September 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Happy Blue said: Another record for Haaland, first player ever to score in his first 4 away games 12 minutes ago, Machado said: Only injury will stop him from breaking every Premier League record out there. I think he'll score 40 in the league alone which has never been done. Happy for him to break all but the Vardy 11 goals in a row one. He's on 5 in a row. Utd, Southampton, Liverpool, Brighton Leicester, Fulham. I think he'll do it, sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Before the season I knew he’d score 30+ but this is something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted September 17, 2022 Moderator Share Posted September 17, 2022 Mickey Mouse league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, Spike said: Before the season I knew he’d score 30+ but this is something else. I thought he'd average a goal a game looking at what he's done everywhere else, he's nearly doing 2 goals a game and he's not really fully up to speed with how we play yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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