Erling Braut Haaland

[Happy Blue]

 Erling Haaland the most UN-DEFENDABLE player in the world?!

This guy deserves a thread of his own, think we are looking at the new goat of football now Messi and Ronaldo are over the hill. Erling will do nothing for 70mins then score a hattrick lol, how do you stop him? ..scored 13 goals already this season from 8 games, 10 in the Premier League, will he break Salah's record?

Erling Haaland records

Here's a list of the marks that Haaland already has to his name at the age of 22:

• Youngest player to score 20 goals in the UEFA Champions League (20 years and 231 days);
• Fastest player to score 25 goals in the UEFA Champions League (20 games);
• First player to score at least two goals in four consecutive UEFA Champions League games;
• First player to score five goals in their first two Bundesliga appearances;
• Best minutes-per-goal ratio in Bundesliga history among players with at least 25 goals (87 minutes per goal);
• First Manchester City player to score on both their Premier League and Champions League debut;
• First player to score nine goals in their first five Premier League games;
• Most Premier League goals scored in August (nine).
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[Devil-Dick Willie]

Wanna know how I know he's special. 

When City have a good player you don't bat an eyelid.
When City has a special player your nose gets brown. 
Haaland has your whole fucking head looking brown, moist and peanuty. 

[Happy Blue]

22 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Wanna know how I know he's special. 

When City have a good player you don't bat an eyelid.
When City has a special player your nose gets brown. 
Haaland has your whole fucking head looking brown, moist and peanuty. 

I've never seen Pep touch up a player quite like he did Haaland after he's first hattrick too  

[Honey Honey]

[TheStoryInsiders]

This guy can't stop scoring goals, its just 6 games already scored 10 goals which shows the class, Manchester City will give tough time this year to their opponents, Pep Guardiolo make interesting move to sign such class striker.

[Happy Blue]

Erling wins the premier leauge player of the month for August ..he's probably going to win it every month isnt he 

player of the month august.avif

[Dave]

You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly.

There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point.

[OrangeKhrush]

18 minutes ago, The Palace Fan said:

You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly.

There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point.

I think the focus is outscoring your opponents and it can work a lot of the time but teams that are closer to City's level will exploit them. 

[Dave]

2 hours ago, OrangeKhrush said:

I think the focus is outscoring your opponents and it can work a lot of the time but teams that are closer to City's level will exploit them. 

I was being flippant.

[Stan]

40+ goals this season, in the league? 

[Happy Blue]

2 hours ago, The Palace Fan said:

You can see why Man City have only a 66.66% win percentage in the league with him in the team. His lack of running and contribution to overall play is having a detrimental effect on the sides ability to defend properly.

There's absolutely no chance of them beating there highest points total with such a lackadaisical focus point.

Not true, we start the season slow most season's we actually have more points at this stage than last season

[Devil]

13 minutes ago, Stan said:

40+ goals this season, in the league? 

Injury free I'd say he will get close in this City side.

50+ in all competitions.

[Happy Blue]

14 minutes ago, Stan said:

40+ goals this season, in the league? 

50 wouldn't surprise me the way he's started, depends if he can stay fit. currently nearly averaging 2 goals a game

[Dave]

49 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

Not true, we start the season slow most season's we actually have more points at this stage than last season

You had played the other four big teams in the first seven games last season. This season you're conceding goals and dropping points to mid table clubs. 

You're very fortunate Liverpool forgot to start playing.

[Happy Blue]

Just now, The Palace Fan said:

You had played the other four big teams in the first seven games last season. This season you're conceding goals and dropping points to mid table clubs. 

You're very fortunate Liverpool forgot to start playing.

We had a  2 week pre season and major injury's in defence which we are still getting over, Laporte is still out from last year  City is far stronger this season, not worried in the slightest, we will get 90+pts again this season

Alvarez is an upgrade on Sterling

Haaland is an upgrade on Jesus

Gomez is an upgrade on Zinc

Phiilips is an upgrage on Fernandinho now he's old

Nothing to see here, bring this back up at Christmas when we are 12pts clear 

[LFCMadLad]

30 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

We had a  2 week pre season and major injury's in defence which we are still getting over, Laporte is still out from last year  City is far stronger this season, not worried in the slightest, we will get 90+pts again this season

Alvarez is an upgrade on Sterling

Haaland is an upgrade on Jesus

Gomez is an upgrade on Zinc

Phiilips is an upgrage on Fernandinho now he's old

Nothing to see here, bring this back up at Christmas when we are 12pts clear 

You will have the league won by February mate.

[Happy Blue]

1 minute ago, LFCMadLad said:

You will have the league won by February mate.

Really hope not because that's boring mate, you going to get it together at some point

[Stan]

1 minute ago, Happy Blue said:

Really hope not because that's boring mate, you going to get it together at some point

Don't worry about Liverpool.

When we fuck Rodgers off we'll be challenging again

[Happy Blue]

23 minutes ago, Stan said:

Don't worry about Liverpool.

When we fuck Rodgers off we'll be challenging again

More the merrier for me 

[Happy Blue]

Another record for Haaland, first player ever to score in his first 4 away games

[Machado]

Only injury will stop him from breaking every Premier League record out there.

I think he'll score 40 in the league alone which has never been done.

[Stan]

18 minutes ago, Happy Blue said:

Another record for Haaland, first player ever to score in his first 4 away games

 

12 minutes ago, Machado said:

Only injury will stop him from breaking every Premier League record out there.

I think he'll score 40 in the league alone which has never been done.

Happy for him to break all but the Vardy 11 goals in a row one.

He's on 5 in a row.

Utd, Southampton, Liverpool, Brighton Leicester, Fulham.

I think he'll do it, sadly. 

[Spike]

Before the season I knew he’d score 30+ but this is something else.

[Tommy]

Mickey Mouse league. 

[Happy Blue]

11 minutes ago, Spike said:

Before the season I knew he’d score 30+ but this is something else.

I thought he'd average a goal a game looking at what he's done everywhere else, he's nearly doing 2 goals a game and he's not really fully up to speed with how we play yet