Cicero Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 22 hours ago, Happy Blue said: Haaland has a 5 year contract with NO release clause which means no team can afford him for the next 4 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 This is the part where happy blues insider informs us all that Haalands weekly contract is actually just $800 and unlimited shampoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: This is the part where happy blues insider informs us all that Haalands weekly contract is actually just $800 and unlimited shampoo. Happy Blue has never posted anything on this website that wasn't 100% hilarious and/or factual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Spike said: Happy Blue has never posted anything on this website that wasn't 100% hilarious and/or factual. Mostly hilarious OR factual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Mostly hilarious OR factual. As that little Mexican girl once said 'why not both' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Dan+ Posted October 7, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 7, 2022 I feel we're close to a point where this league is like the Bundesliga but it's also quite amazing witnessing what Haaland is doing. He's evens to get 40+ goals. It's barely believable that this is happening in this country, yet here we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted October 7, 2022 Author Share Posted October 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Cicero said: Romano doing some back peddling, like he has any idea what's in Haaland's contract but what he means is, Haaland decides he wants to leave oneday, we say sure, as soon as we receive an offer in excess of £400million, you can go. on tell he's in the last year of his contract no one could afford him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted October 7, 2022 Author Share Posted October 7, 2022 24 minutes ago, Dan said: I feel we're close to a point where this league is like the Bundesliga but it's also quite amazing witnessing what Haaland is doing. He's evens to get 40+ goals. It's barely believable that this is happening in this country, yet here we are. At this rate he's going to have broken the premier league scoring record by the end of December, ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted October 7, 2022 Author Share Posted October 7, 2022 45 minutes ago, Spike said: Happy Blue has never posted anything on this website that wasn't 100% factual. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 @Happy Blue is probably walking around with a permanent hard on at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted October 7, 2022 Author Share Posted October 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said: @Happy Blue is probably walking around with a permanent hard on at the moment. Sustanon will do that to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted October 8, 2022 Author Share Posted October 8, 2022 Petition started to ban Erling Haaland from playing for Manchester City Haaland has started his Manchester City career in breathtaking form, scoring 19 goals in just 11 games in the Premier League and Champions League so far this season An account named 'Ten Hag's Reds!' has set up a petition on website Change in a bid to get Haaland banned from playing football altogether. It comes after Haaland bagged a hat-trick against the Red Devils on Sunday as City humiliated their rivals in the Manchester derby. The petition has been named "Petition to get Erling Haaland banned from Association Football because it's just not fair". The organiser has also explained why they set up the petition, branding Haaland a "robot". The description of the petition reads: "It's just simply not fair. We can make a change. Now is the time for us people to act. This robot should not be allowed to carry on in our country." It was started on Wednesday, before Haaland scored two goals in City's hammering of Copenhagen in the Champions League. At the time of writing, 47 people have signed their names to the petition, which has an initial target of 100 signatures. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-city-erling-haaland-petition-28171217 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted October 20, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 20, 2022 Falk hasnt been the most reliable source in the recent year or so but I wonder. All the rumblings of a release clause, it would make alot of sense if he has a career plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeKhrush Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 Wouldn't shampoo ruin his deity like hair, he washes his hair with the tears of Man United fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 42 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Falk hasnt been the most reliable source in the recent year or so but I wonder. All the rumblings of a release clause, it would make alot of sense if he has a career plan. Pep confirmed he doesn't have any clause, for the next 4 years no team can afford him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted October 20, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, Happy Blue said: Pep confirmed he doesn't have any clause, for the next 4 years no team can afford him We shall see I have no doubt we cant afford him anyways but I do always wonder if Real comes calling at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted October 21, 2022 Author Share Posted October 21, 2022 7 hours ago, Viva la FCB said: We shall see I have no doubt we cant afford him anyways but I do always wonder if Real comes calling at some point. He will be done with Germany now, gas prices are too high he can go to Spain in 10years time when he's 30 and destroy that league for 4 years too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeKhrush Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 7 hours ago, Happy Blue said: He will be done with Germany now, gas prices are too high he can go to Spain in 10years time when he's 30 and destroy that league for 4 years too retire at 25 with 7000 goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted October 30, 2022 Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 Haaland, Haaland he's a blue just like his dad, now he's at the Etihad ha ha ha Haaland hey Haaland, Haaland came to us from Germany, he's here to win the champions league ha ha ha Haaland hey Haaland, Haaland Yorkshire born Norwegian lad, Roy Keane tried to kill his dad ha ha ha Haaland hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 Erling Haaland becomes fastest player to 20 PL goals ..how many more records will he break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Happy Blue said: Erling Haaland becomes fastest player to 20 PL goals ..how many more records will this break! The only stat that matters is that you're five points behind Arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 1 hour ago, The Palace Fan said: The only stat that matters is that you're five points behind Arsenal. This is the Haaland thread, not City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Happy Blue said: Erling Haaland becomes fastest player to 20 PL goals ..how many more records will he break! I'm sure he will break Shearer's record by Feb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Carnivore Chris said: I'm sure he will break Shearer's record by Feb. If he stays fit, it's possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFCMike Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Carnivore Chris said: I'm sure he will break Shearer's record by Feb. 15 goals in 5 games? I know they've got Everton next but I think that's beyond even him with Chelsea, United and Spurs after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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