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Just now, Gunnersaurus said:

@Dr. Gonzo @MUFC how have you managed to go so lomg? I shit about ten times a day 

It was very, very, very, very uncomfortable.

I was in China, I'd eaten food that had given me a bad case of the shits. I took some anti-diarrhea medicine. I couldn't shit for days after taking it.

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2 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

@Dr. Gonzo @MUFC how have you managed to go so lomg? I shit about ten times a day 

No idea what caused it. I brought some high strength detox tablets and took them in the morning and early evening. Next day I had a huge shit which nearly tore my butt cheeks apart.

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I think it was like 5-6 days. I was on vacation and shared a room with other people. Not the most comfortable environment for me to take care of such a private business. 

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45 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

I shit about ten times a day 

What the fuck is your diet? 

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36 minutes ago, Tommy said:

I think it was like 5-6 days. I was on vacation and shared a room with other people. Not the most comfortable environment for me to take care of such a private business. 

I was gonna tag you I thought this would be a thread you would like 

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19 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

I was gonna tag you I thought this would be a thread you would like 

I think @Tommyhistorically does not like when we start talking about the poos we've taken.

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7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I think @Tommyhistorically does not like when we start talking about the poos we've taken.

It depends on the context. 

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49 minutes ago, Stan said:

This doesn't sound healthy...

Maybe but I've always been like that even when I was really fit. Sorry to be graphic but I'm not talking about ten massive shits a day. Part of it is more of an anxiety thing I think I notice it more.  I don't necessarily need to 

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30 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

Maybe but I've always been like that even when I was really fit. Sorry to be graphic but I'm not talking about ten massive shits a day. Part of it is more of an anxiety thing I think I notice it more.  I don't necessarily need to 

Some people will poop 4/5 a day and it’s complete normal. You’re absolutely right about it being an anxiety thing as well. Part of your prehistoric inbuilt flight or fight. When we feel anxious, our bodies naturally try to get rid of any waste to make us lighter on our feet for a quick getaway. 
 

Biology innit.

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1 hour ago, DeadLinesman said:

Some people will poop 4/5 a day and it’s complete normal. You’re absolutely right about it being an anxiety thing as well. Part of your prehistoric inbuilt flight or fight. When we feel anxious, our bodies naturally try to get rid of any waste to make us lighter on our feet for a quick getaway. 
 

Biology innit.

Almost some things that help with anxiety relax the  muscles and make you shit, like camomile. I'd be worried if it was a new thing but it's not 

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I'm not comfortable answering this question unless Tommy asks it, and only if it's accompanied by a poll.

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Six days for me. I had taken some medication for, ironically, the shits and it did its job in two days. Then I just couldn't go no matter what. I also ate a lot less but drank loads of water so I guess that offset the need in some way. 

Note: Peeing is far more uncomfortable for me to hold in personally.

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6 minutes ago, Mel81x said:

Six days for me. I had taken some medication for, ironically, the shits and it did its job in two days. Then I just couldn't go no matter what. I also ate a lot less but drank loads of water so I guess that offset the need in some way. 

 

I think I had similar when I had food poisoning. Anti-shit meds was short-term gain, long-term pain.

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10 minutes ago, Mel81x said:

Note: Peeing is far more uncomfortable for me to hold in personally.

Take it to a new thread mate, this is about shitting.

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16 minutes ago, Coma said:

Take it to a new thread mate, this is about shitting.

I apologize, I saw an opportunity and just went.

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7 minutes ago, MUFC said:

Anyone else enjoy holding in their shit? Especially when watching TV or on the Playstation. 

That's not healthy.  Holding it in can lead to constipation and compaction.  When it's time to go I go.

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I think it was 3/4 days when I was in the hospital with a collapsed lung I had a drip-like thing beside me in my bed that was attached to my lung via a tube which would get rid of excess water in my collapsed lung which made me immobile and I could not move from my bed.

I could pee OK via a paper bottle provided but not in a million years was I going to use s paper bedpan or commode beside my bed behind a screen, knowing my luck if I did use one I would have stunk the ward out with people making a mad rush from their beds for fresh air. O.o :eek:

Once my lung was repaired and the tube removed I would be back to normal and poo 1/2 times daily.

It's just that I did not like the thought of a doctor or nurse helping me out as I am and still am a private person.

 

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2 hours ago, Coma said:

That's not healthy.  Holding it in can lead to constipation and compaction.  When it's time to go I go.

Don't always do it. Just now and then as a treat.

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