Universally accepted cuntish behaviour

[Gunnersaurus]

You know sometimes you go into a car park and someone has parked across two bays? That is generally excepted to be cuntish.

What are those other things that annoy you that are universally accepted cuntish behaviour?

 

Edited November 27 by Gunnersaurus

[Whiskey]

Spelling "accepted" incorrectly.

Edited November 27 by Whiskey

[Gunnersaurus]

47 minutes ago, Whiskey said:

Spelling "accepted" incorrectly.

Don't know what you're talking about 

[Stan]

43 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

Don't know what you're talking about 

It's still wrong in the topic post

 

Very cunty behaviour. 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Here we fucking go, the resident cynic is here to point out the behaviors that make me want to king hit people.

1. Parking your fat ass, trolley, kids or conversation in the middle of a supermarket isle, doorway, or other public thoroughfare. 
Pretty simple. If you bump into uncle Dick and aunt Fanny in the supermarket, don't block the entrance to the supermarket, or anyone of the isles with your stupid fucking conversation about how Jenny and the kids are doing. Move to some nook or low traffic area. 

2. Talking down to staff in restaurants, shops or public service providers.
Everyone, on earth, at age 16 or so, should have to work at Mcdonalds or in a call center for a month. Just to learn the lesson that these people are human and need to be treated with the same dignity as everyone else. 

3. The passing male dominance dance
For some stupid reason there is a biological imperative fixed in men that when 2 men approach each other near a wall or corner, that the one who gives way to the other is somehow losing in a competing dominance hierarchy. You can literally feel it as you approach and can feel it as you either win or lose the unspoken battle. I do engage in this one myself, and have literally had to shove cunts (generally dickheads in their 40s who are past their 'prime' who can't accept the fact I don't respect them as a physical threat or threat to my 'masculine aura') and I hate it, but unless all of us drop the issue at the same time it will never go away.

[Gunnersaurus]

2 hours ago, Stan said:

It's still wrong in the topic post

 

Very cunty behaviour. 

Am I?  on what ? 

[Gunnersaurus]

@Devil-Dick Willie Just so you know you are supposed to mention things that eveyone thinks is cuntish behaviour. You can't include things that you think are cuntish that no one else does. I'd imagine your list would be longer than most people's 

[Stan]

5 hours ago, Gunnersaurus said:

You know sometimes you go into a car park and someone has parked across two bays? That is generally excepted to be cuntish.

What are those other things that annoy you that are universally excepted cuntish behaviour?

 

 

1 hour ago, Gunnersaurus said:

Am I?  on what ? 

See above

 

53 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said:

@Devil-Dick Willie Just so you know you are supposed to mention things that eveyone thinks is cuntish behaviour. You can't include things that you think are cuntish that no one else does. I'd imagine your list would be longer than most people's 

I'm 100% with him on the first two points. 

Similarly people that have overly long conversations with checkout staff when there's quite clearly a long queue behind them. No awareness whatsoever. 

[Gunnersaurus]

@Stan To be fair when its old people I get that.

[Gunnersaurus]

One that I would imagine most people don't like. 

You know when people are on their phone and they don't look where they are going and you have to get out the way to avoid walking into them 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

1 hour ago, Gunnersaurus said:

@Devil-Dick Willie Just so you know you are supposed to mention things that eveyone thinks is cuntish behaviour. You can't include things that you think are cuntish that no one else does. I'd imagine your list would be longer than most people's 

The thing about men refusing to give up their position next to an obstacle as a dominance struggle is universal and well recorded you silly twat hahahaha.

[Gunnersaurus]

15 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

The thing about men refusing to give up their position next to an obstacle as a dominance struggle is universal and well recorded you silly twat hahahaha.

I was making a general comment. If it was a list of things you find cuntish it would be bigger than wikipedia 

[MUFC]

11 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Here we fucking go, the resident cynic is here to point out the behaviors that make me want to king hit people.

1. Parking your fat ass, trolley, kids or conversation in the middle of a supermarket isle, doorway, or other public thoroughfare. 
Pretty simple. If you bump into uncle Dick and aunt Fanny in the supermarket, don't block the entrance to the supermarket, or anyone of the isles with your stupid fucking conversation about how Jenny and the kids are doing. Move to some nook or low traffic area. 

2. Talking down to staff in restaurants, shops or public service providers.
Everyone, on earth, at age 16 or so, should have to work at Mcdonalds or in a call center for a month. Just to learn the lesson that these people are human and need to be treated with the same dignity as everyone else. 

3. The passing male dominance dance
For some stupid reason there is a biological imperative fixed in men that when 2 men approach each other near a wall or corner, that the one who gives way to the other is somehow losing in a competing dominance hierarchy. You can literally feel it as you approach and can feel it as you either win or lose the unspoken battle. I do engage in this one myself, and have literally had to shove cunts (generally dickheads in their 40s who are past their 'prime' who can't accept the fact I don't respect them as a physical threat or threat to my 'masculine aura') and I hate it, but unless all of us drop the issue at the same time it will never go away.

The first is has slowly been making my blood boil for a few years now. Post-Covid it seems that many people in public have become full on utter fucking Soggy Baguettes. They generally can't walk in a straight line on the pavement and have no awareness about their surroundings in general. 

In supermarkets, like you said people stand in the middle of the aisle talking or on their fucking phones texting. Why not stand to the side and talk? These fucking bastards, at social events won't talk to each other, they'll be on their phones. Yet, in a supermarket they want to fucking rabbit away.

Sticking to phones, people walking while texting, you also get this in supermarkets. People are behind these fuckwits, you're texting, walking slow and the path narrow. Further to this, you're swaying about and the people behind can't get walk round you. 

As much as I despise governments. If they made a law where you're not allowed to text in public unless you stand to the side. I'd actually go along with this, especially if it meant fining people.

Is why I don't go into town as much to do shopping. In Manchester town center on a Saturday. It's hammered, now imagine how it is walking and constantly having to walk round so many people who are on their phones. 

[Dan+]

Was on a 3 hour flight home the other night and there were kids running up and down the plane for at least half of it. Complete inconsierable arseholes - I genuinely would fine the parents.

[MUFC]

1 hour ago, Dan said:

Was on a 3 hour flight home the other night and there were kids running up and down the plane for at least half of it. Complete inconsierable arseholes - I genuinely would bum the parents.

[Spike]

20 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Here we fucking go, the resident cynic is here to point out the behaviors that make me want to king hit people.

1. Parking your fat ass, trolley, kids or conversation in the middle of a supermarket isle, doorway, or other public thoroughfare. 
Pretty simple. If you bump into uncle Dick and aunt Fanny in the supermarket, don't block the entrance to the supermarket, or anyone of the isles with your stupid fucking conversation about how Jenny and the kids are doing. Move to some nook or low traffic area. 

2. Talking down to staff in restaurants, shops or public service providers.
Everyone, on earth, at age 16 or so, should have to work at Mcdonalds or in a call center for a month. Just to learn the lesson that these people are human and need to be treated with the same dignity as everyone else. 

3. The passing male dominance dance
For some stupid reason there is a biological imperative fixed in men that when 2 men approach each other near a wall or corner, that the one who gives way to the other is somehow losing in a competing dominance hierarchy. You can literally feel it as you approach and can feel it as you either win or lose the unspoken battle. I do engage in this one myself, and have literally had to shove cunts (generally dickheads in their 40s who are past their 'prime' who can't accept the fact I don't respect them as a physical threat or threat to my 'masculine aura') and I hate it, but unless all of us drop the issue at the same time it will never go away.

For me it's this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_cart_theory

[CaaC (John)+]

One really at a supermarket checkout, someone who decides to pack all of his or her goods in bags there and then when being scanned by the checkout operator and not just loading it back into the trolley and move towards a designated area where there is a ledge for packing goods.

It's a pain in the arse watching them spend an extra 10 minutes packing, then open up their wallet or purse to pay for the goods then smile and walk away.

 

[Gunnersaurus]

One that I would imagine bothers most people is when you get some twat who is yelling at a shop assistant and not listening to what they are saying. 

Also when two people beep at each other for doing something wrong. One of you has to be wrong. So one of you is a universally accepted cunt 

[Viva la FCB+]

Left lane drivers going the speed limit. FUCKING END ME.

[Stan]

3 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

One really at a supermarket checkout, someone who decides to pack all of his or her goods in bags there and then when being scanned by the checkout operator and not just loading it back into the trolley and move towards a designated area where there is a ledge for packing goods.

It's a pain in the arse watching them spend an extra 10 minutes packing, then open up their wallet or purse to pay for the goods then smile and walk away.

 

I swear I'm the only one that does this at my local Lidl. I don't even use the ledge. I take the items I've packed in the trolley out to my car and just put them straight into boxes/bags there. 

[MUFC]

4 hours ago, CaaC (John) said:

One really at a supermarket checkout, someone who decides to pack all of his or her goods in bags there and then when being scanned by the checkout operator and not just loading it back into the trolley and move towards a designated area where there is a ledge for packing goods.

It's a pain in the arse watching them spend an extra 10 minutes packing, then open up their wallet or purse to pay for the goods then smile and walk away.

 

The employee just watches them take a half full trolley to the self checkout. Is worse in ALDI where self checkouts are really small.

[CaaC (John)+]

3 hours ago, Stan said:

I swear I'm the only one that does this at my local Lidl. I don't even use the ledge. I take the items I've packed in the trolley out to my car and just put them straight into boxes/bags there. 

I wish there were more like you buddy.   

[Azeem]

Spitting. I only spit in private or in bathroom. 

Don't necessarily think its cuntish to do it in public by default. But some people have no spatial awareness of where they are doing it.