Toinho 2,210 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Spike said: Just because I fucked your mum, doesn't mean I'm your dad. Ha ha! I went back and read the whole thread and dished out more reactions than I've ever given. Quality Spike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,254 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 My thoughts on the Aus France game 1. Fuck you france. I wanted 5+ and you came out, no direction, midfield full of workhorse box to box types with no creativity and a front 3 floating around doing fuck all 2. It was a penalty. Dickhead tried an intercept, fails, then slides through Griezman who was 100% getting to the ball. Don't see the controvercy about the when factor either with VAR 3. If Umafuckingretardi doesn't handball 4 mins later Australia never score. They had no threat. They reminded me of egypt the other day. Solid and organized but no incisivness. Unlucky Peru. But now you're in shit. This is the world cup, you have to win those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,692 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Spike said: @Blue @SirBalon @Blue I'm sick of reading your half baked 'tactical analysis'. Now you fuckers listen to me, cause a real man is talking here. France are spinless turds, sorry Batard but you're boys outside of Lucas 'big spanish dick' Hernandez, N'golo 'steal yo ball and steal yo girlfriend' Kante, and Lebron Griezmann are bordeaux slurping, allah worshipping, pencil necked, babies. The skipper OOOHGO Lloris is a Monegasque-Catalan spastic that can't forget the twinkle of Gourcuff's green eyes when stopping balls coming at his face. BIG PAUL WARRIOR is going run wild on your defence like Hulkamania ran wild on another Frenchie Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3. FACE THE PICTURE, Mbappe is a goblin from middle-earth, and Pogba shows how worthless he is without me having to tell you; and don't get me started on Nabil Fekir, I don't even need to say it but I know you lot know his name sounds like 'Nobby Fucker'. That is all the tactical analysis you lot need and If this was a mathematical equation it would be D+I+S+A+S+T+E+R which spells DISASTER for you. Quoted it for the sake of it so it can be read again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God is Haaland 618 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 10 hours ago, Spike said: @Blue @SirBalon @Blue I'm sick of reading your half baked 'tactical analysis'. Now you fuckers listen to me, cause a real man is talking here. France are spinless turds, sorry Batard but you're boys outside of Lucas 'big spanish dick' Hernandez, N'golo 'steal yo ball and steal yo girlfriend' Kante, and Lebron Griezmann are bordeaux slurping, allah worshipping, pencil necked, babies. The skipper OOOHGO Lloris is a Monegasque-Catalan spastic that can't forget the twinkle of Gourcuff's green eyes when stopping balls coming at his face. BIG PAUL WARRIOR is going run wild on your defence like Hulkamania ran wild on another Frenchie Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3. FACE THE PICTURE, Mbappe is a goblin from middle-earth, and Pogba shows how worthless he is without me having to tell you; and don't get me started on Nabil Fekir, I don't even need to say it but I know you lot know his name sounds like 'Nobby Fucker'. That is all the tactical analysis you lot need and If this was a mathematical equation it would be D+I+S+A+S+T+E+R which spells DISASTER for you. "D+I+S+A+S+T+E+R" is not a mathematical equation, it's a mathematical term, you illiterate, innumerate and indigent bogan. "D+I+S+A+S+T+E=-R" would be an equation. Please refrain from refering to anything 'mathematical' in the future, since you're an uneducated MORON without any appreciable understanding of this subject matter. PS: I own you, you dumb laborer bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Sober me just saw the penalty incident again. Holy fucking shit. He CLEARLY gets the ball first. A new angle came out too that the ref didn't get to see. If anyone here honesty believes that was a penalty for France, let me know so I can add you to my ignored users list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: My thoughts on the Aus France game 1. Fuck you france. I wanted 5+ and you came out, no direction, midfield full of workhorse box to box types with no creativity and a front 3 floating around doing fuck all 2. It was a penalty. Dickhead tried an intercept, fails, then slides through Griezman who was 100% getting to the ball. Don't see the controvercy about the when factor either with VAR 3. If Umafuckingretardi doesn't handball 4 mins later Australia never score. They had no threat. They reminded me of egypt the other day. Solid and organized but no incisivness. Unlucky Peru. But now you're in shit. This is the world cup, you have to win those. Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Toinho said: We don't cheat in football ya wanker Yeah Australians don't use their influence on FIFA because of Australia's status as a football giant as they have won 5 world cups like in Cricket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Devon Von Devon said: Yeah Australians don't use their influence on FIFA because of Australia's status as a football giant as they have won 5 world cups like in Cricket What the fuck are you on about ya plonker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, Toinho said: What the fuck are you on about ya plonker Your'e just like McGrath, keeps sleding others but can't stand when someone sledges back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, Devon Von Devon said: Your'e just like McGrath, keeps sleding others but can't stand when someone sledges back It's more you make no sense lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Toinho said: It's more you make no sense lad. I was referring to your accusing of French of cheating while it was the refree's decision. I though you were saying that the French influenced his decision. Hence i made the joke of Australian's influencing Umpire's decisions. Makes sense ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 In general they were falling down like fairies. Their performance was a negative advert for the sport we love and adore. Also, I was very drunk, I am quite pleased I managed to operate my phone last night. It's hilarious when someone from one of the world's most corrupt and horribly backwards places talks about cheating though. Xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 @Stan @Rab @Batard @SirBalon @Tommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Devon Von Devon said: @Stan @Rab @Batard @SirBalon @Tommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, Toinho said: @Cannabis @Kitchen Sales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,692 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 What's going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 1 minute ago, SirBalon said: What's going on! It's hilarious when someone from one of the world's most corrupt and horribly backwards places talks about cheating though. I don't think that was a banter. Though mostly true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,401 Posted June 17, 2018 Author Administrator Share Posted June 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Devon Von Devon said: It's hilarious when someone from one of the world's most corrupt and horribly backwards places talks about cheating though. I don't think that was a banter. Though mostly true. you also aimed a few things at Australia though Anyway, let's nip this in the bud and get back to what we've all been doing and that's posting and enjoying a good World Cup so far overall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Just now, Stan said: you also aimed a few things at Australia though Anyway, let's nip this in the bud and get back to what we've all been doing and that's posting and enjoying a good World Cup so far overall I said i was joking And there have been further times he have mocked me of being from Pakistan in past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Apologies. Most of what I ever post on here is tongue in cheek or looking for a reaction. I will do my best to avoid any Pakistani comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,692 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, Devon Von Devon said: It's hilarious when someone from one of the world's most corrupt and horribly backwards places talks about cheating though. I don't think that was a banter. Though mostly true. He was probably using his comment as a reverse on how he felt on your comment mate, even if yours was a joke like you did say it was. Sometimes some jokes even though comprehensible, can hit you bellow the ribs and then you return it even though that person understands you were using dark humour. Let's stop it here because I'm sure there are no hard feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, SirBalon said: He was probably using his comment as a reverse on how he felt on your comment mate, even if yours was a joke like you did say it was. Sometimes some jokes even though comprehensible, can hit you bellow the ribs and then you return it even though that person understands you were using dark humour. Let's stop it here because I'm sure there are no hard feelings. There are. Back in the Fear of flying and busing thread i made a joke about bomb on a plane and he came on saying about me being from Pakistan when i was wasn't even talking to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,692 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Just now, Devon Von Devon said: There are. Back in the Fear of flying and busing thread i made a joke about bomb on a plane and he came on saying about me being from Pakistan when i was wasn't even talking to him. I saw it... It was the same case scenario as in this one mate which is proved by what he said to you in his following post... He thought you were making a sly remark at the Irish issue which you weren't. Do you get where I'm coming from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 1 minute ago, SirBalon said: I saw it... It was the same case scenario as in this one mate which is proved by what he said to you in his following post... He thought you were making a sly remark at the Irish issue which you weren't. Do you get where I'm coming from? I put a' ' emoji which is used when you are not being serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beelzebub 2,508 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 @Toinho Sorry i guess showed a typical example of a South Asian reacting to an Australian banter Its just we South Asian aren't like you Australians, we get emotional to quickly If it was Asura,Mel81x i would have reacted differently. Sorry again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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