Spike Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 You miserable cunts should be measured in hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, Spike said: Stones always makes me laugh. Reminds me of my grandfather that would occasional use fahrenheit to talk about the weather. Fucking stones , jesus christ - and you lot make fun of the Yanks for some stupid shit, I think the world is missing a step by not lumping you bastards in with 'em. Do you not mean a yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God is Haaland Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Artful Dodger said: Funnily enough nobody says farenheight but in terms of height, never come across anyone who wasn't a bellend who says their height in metres. Likewise weight and long distances. "Meters" is perfect for height. 2m is the perfect height, everybody smaller is a manlet subhuman who needs to be euthanised and everyone taller is a lanky spastic who should be deported and forced to live inside freak show camps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Just now, Mantis Toboggan M.D. said: Do you not mean a yard? How do you walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Just now, BartraPique1932 said: "Meters" is perfect for height. 2m is the perfect height, everybody smaller is a manlet subhuman who needs to be euthanised and everyone taller is a lanky spastic who should be deported and forced to live inside freak show camps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Artful Dodger said: Yah, I'm 178cm tall. Fuck off youre 5'10. 1 metre 78... No need to do it the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Spike said: Is that through the eyes of a basic bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Artful Dodger Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Anything over 6ft is basically stoke footy, all the best players are 175 and below... Mixing metric and imperial there....madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Just now, The Artful Dodger said: Anything over 6ft is basically stoke footy, all the best players are 175 and below... More of a twink type of guy eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted June 23, 2018 Author Administrator Share Posted June 23, 2018 fucking hell lads the game wasn't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God is Haaland Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan M.D. said: Is that through the eyes of a basic bitch? My perspective when I'm lying down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Artful Dodger Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Spike said: More of a twink type of guy eh? Nah, it's because I'm 5'9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 hour ago, The Artful Dodger said: Nah, it's because I'm 5'9. Midget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Sat watching in the pub tonight and it was totally pro Sweden. The atmosphere when Kroos scored was like hearing a pin drop. Fucking jammy bastards always find a way don't they... Have to say, Sweden bottled it. You have the game in your hands at 1-1 and they completely lost their shit. If anyone looked down to 10 men, it was them, not Germany. They had opportunities to take it to the corner flag, keep the ball or just defend savvy without diving in. But they failed on all three counts. Also, who was the prick for them that tried to cut inside first half when all he had to do was ping a shot away? He wasted a great chance at 1-0 to put the game to bed. I have to say, Germany were bloody lucky to escape what looked to me a nailed on pen first half. Dunno why that never went to VAR and pretty sure Boateng would have gone earlier than he did if that had been awarded but when luck is on your side... That said, they created some great opportunities and with 10 men, you have to credit them for churning that out. Gomes should have scored the header, Brandt was unlucky to smash the post, they went for broke and got rewarded. It feels like the Argentina Croatia game has been the catalyst for lighting this World Cup up now, it's definitely improved since that game and tonight's drama may well have eclipsed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted June 23, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2018 I for one welcome our new east German overlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Käiser Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Gómez to start with Brandt or Goretzka for the final game. We need to fill the net against South Korea to have a better goal differential and hope we sort out the defence. Süle or Ginter in for boateng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted June 23, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2018 Bless the messiah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Käiser Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 If Germany do advance the likes of Switzerland, Serbia or even Brazil await. Don't think getting past any of those three is possible with this current form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted June 23, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2018 1 minute ago, The Käiser said: If Germany do advance the likes of Switzerland, Serbia or even Brazil await. Don't think getting past any of those three is possible with this current form If we face Brazil, we'll just need Björn Kuipers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted June 23, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2018 Oh well, didn't know that it was decided from the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panna King Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, Tommy said: If we face Brazil, we'll just need Björn Kuipers. He will hate Neymar and Germans, he be asking for VAR to overturn his own decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted June 23, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Panna King said: He will hate Neymar and Germans, he be asking for VAR to overturn his own decisions. You dutch love us, as much as we secretly love you. Dank je wel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Käiser Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 33 minutes ago, Tommy said: If we face Brazil, we'll just need Björn Kuipers. Sorry who is kuipers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panna King Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Käiser said: Sorry who is kuipers? Dutch referee who fucked off Neymar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panna King Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tommy said: You dutch love us, as much as we secretly love you. Dank je wel. Yea we pretend to like you when you come and use our beaches Do you think Hummels will play in the game? Seems like he has the same treatment as Mertesacker in the last world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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